Title: The Appointment
Rating: T
Warnings: Crack pairing, AU
AN: For SaiyanWarrior200. Also stars Kidoumaru as Kimimaro's chauffer.
Sakura stared at her patient sternly, looking him up and down. He was sitting in a wheelchair, propped up awkwardly like a doll on a shelf. His green eyes gazed right back at her, framed by his silver locks draped around his face.
"So," she said. "You're in trouble again?"
He didn't flinch. "Yes."
Sakura sighed. "What did you do this time?"
"He strained a muscle and almost broke his leg again," said his companion, coming in from the doorway holding a bottle of chocolate milk from the hospital cafeteria. He grinned at Sakura. "Hey. Long time no see."
"Hello Kidoumaru-san." She smiled back at him, and was surprised to see Kimimaro scowl. Oh my. "He did, did he?"
"Yes," Kimimaro growled, "I did."
"Hey man, don't sound so mad. Here's your milk." Kidoumaru handed the beverage to Kimimaro before sauntering out of the room. "Call me when the appointment's done and I'll come and get you," he hollered over his shoulder.
There was an awkward silence before Sakura turned to Kimimaro and smiled. "Well, I'll need to check your leg first, so hold still, alright?"
"Hn."
Good lord. The boy was just like Sasuke.
She sighed. This was going to take a long time.