(Don't own pokemon. OKAY?! Christ!)
"What?! No! We have to go to Aquiline town! The contest is there!" Jirachi raised an eyebrow. "Are you insane? You have duties, Luna. You are the Godchild. You will fight." Luna shook her head. "No! I don't wanna!"
Jirachi yelled, "Are you insane? You must do this! We expected this, we hoped for you!" Luna stamped her foot. "I don't want to do this! I didn't ask for this, and I don't want to fight!" Jirachi floated down so they were face-to-face.
"Well, learn to. We must go." Luna bit her lip, but climbed on Kalisha's back. "Do not worry. Jirachi is just nervous. Something is coming, Luna." Luna sighed, and sat with Salem.
"Salem, don't worry. When I'm done with whatever it is they want, we'll take Vita and Kalisha and run like hell." He laughed and nodded. They ran to an ocean, which shimmered in the eyes of the group.
"Well, we can't get across, let's go—AGH!" Kalisha was racing across the water. Laughing, she said, "Really, Luna. I am the goddess of the waters." Luna sighed.
"I tried." Salem looked away, laughing. They skimmed for awhile, until Kalisha stopped suddenly. "It is worse than I thought. Run." She tried to turn tail, but suddenly, someone shocked her. "Hey!"
Luna looked up. It was Zapdos, the great bird of thunder. "Leave her alone!" It wasn't trying to hurt her, however. It was trying to get away from the rings caging it. Which now sucked up Luna and the others. 'Oh, fu—" Luna didn't finish; the rings lifted them up into some sort of spaceship-thingy.
And who stood there but Kingston Skygo. "Hello, Luna. I see you've arrived." Luna beat her body against the cage. "Bastard! I'll kill you!" She fumed. Kingston laughed.
"I'd like to see you try." Feraia, Azrael, Merope, Cybela, Helalyn, and Nyeros all looked at each other. "Oh, she'd do more than try."
Kingston observed the group gleefully, seeing the Legendaries and just fucking rare pokemon. Because Milotics are a bitch to catch.
"Now, this is a surprise..." He observed the scene. "Oh? What have we here?" He glanced at Mew, Jirachi, and Suicune. "Well, a Suicune, and Jirachi, and—oh, my." He breathed. "A Mew." Vita spat at him.
"Eff off, biznatch." He laughed cruelly. "As you shall. It will not matter soon." He turned to the board. "I am going to capture Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres. And I will call Lugia up, and the Great War shall begin again."
"But how do you know about that?!" Luna screamed. She turned to Jirachi. "What the fuck?! I thought only the Legendaries knew!" Kingston then interrupted what would have been a MAJOR pissing contest.
"My master has told me the legend. And everything else." Luna gaped. "Regigigas." Kingston nodded. "And he has promised that I will live, after all other humans are gone. A nice settlement, no?" Luna screamed, "He's lying!"
Kingston shook his head. "No, certainly not. Now, if you'll excuse me, I am to capture the other two. Then," he grinned, "this show will begin."
Luna slumped down as he walked out. "Jesus Christ, anyone wanna take bets on how long he lasts?" Everyone raised their hands.
Luna looked around at the dock. Zapdos had been brought up as well, and was banging against the cage. There were a few humans as well; two boys, two girls, and their pokemon.
"Hey! Kid!" She called to the boy. "You gonna try to get us out?" He nodded. "Pikachu! Thundershock!" It tried, to no avail. Merope and Cybela sighed. Using claw and telekinesis, they tore and bent open bars.
"Should we leave him?" Merope growled, gesturing to the boy. Luna sighed.
"That's not nice... even if we should. But we might need him for a human sacrifice. You never know."
Azrael snorted, and broke the lock. "Thanks! My name's Ash." The orange-haired kid said. "Misty." "Tracey." "Melody." Luna inclined her head.
"I'm Luna." She strode over to Zapdos' cage. "Hey. You want out, right?" He beat his head against the cage. "Free me, my lady." Luna, with Merope and Azrael's help, wrenched open the cage.
Zapdos flew out. "He has my brother and sister. They are fighting still." "Why?" Luna asked. "They are forced. He wants to call up Lugia. The Great War is starting again, and we are powerless to stop it."
As he said this, Merope felt her body tingle. "No." She breathed. "No." Luna asked him, as they raced down, "How long?"
"I believe it should be... the War began on the night of an eclipse. We have three months, possibly." Luna sighed. "Thank go—" "And you'll need those three months to preapre." "Dammit!" She swore. Looking at Jirachi, she yelled, "WANNA MAKE MY LIFE ANYMORE OF A BITCH?!" She turned around, and clambered on Zapdos' back.
"Zapdos, come on!" It was too late, as they flew out. Moltres and Articuno launched an attack at Zapdos, who fired back. Their attacks collided, and—a great humming was heard. "Lugia." Kingston sighed in ecstasy. Luna gaped. Seeing that the world would end if she didn't do something, she stood up.
"Hey! Down here, bitch!" She screamed at the GIANT FUCKING SEA GOD.
Jirachi's jaw dropped. "They are going to kill her." Lugia looked down.
"Yeah, you, shitbirds!"
Zapdos, Moltres, and Articuno turned to her. And they looked very, very pissed. Like 'blow-up-smart-ass-kid-who-dared-insult-them!' pissed.
"...She's gonna die." Vita gaped. Luna waved her arms angrily, like they did on that Italian soap opera her mom watched.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?! You're family, and you're trying to KILL each other. What the fuck, yo?!" She gestured to each of them.
"You," she pointed to Articuno, "quit PMSing. You," now she turned to Zapdos.
"Quit being a bitch, and attacking back. Be a goddamn hippy for once. And you, tweety," She turned to Moltres, "Stop trying to kill your sister!"
They all stared. Lugia stretched his neck out. "Who are you?" Luna sighed. "Luna Ashforth, Godchild... actually, you know what? Here's my business card!" She handed him a piece of paper with Sharpie on it. Lugia sighed.
"You are kidding. You are NOT the Godchild." Jirachi rolled her eyes. "Oh, she is. Nothing too nice for the world's savior, huh?" Lugia blinked.
"This is... interesting. Very well. You have three months. At the height of the lunar eclipse, the Great War will start again, and you will not be able to do a thing." And with that, He dove down into the sea.
Zapdos, Moltres, and Articuno followed suit, flying back towards their respective islands. The annoying boy from before approached her.
"Hey! I'm supposed to be the Chosen One!" Luna rolled her eyes. "Suck it, kid. Seeya." Luna strolled off, pokemon at her side.
"I cannot believe you just did that. YOU COULD'VE BEEN KILLED!" Kalisha screeched. Luna raised an eyebrow. "...And... I'm alive. No worries. Now screw you people, I think we've gotta get going." She stuck her tongue out at Jirachi.
Sighing, Kalisha raced across the waves. Jirachi studied Luna. "Perhaps... I was wrong. Unorthodox, she certainly is, but she is hope. If nothing else, she is hope." She sighed. "Fatal Hope."
Luna and Salem sat together. "Salem, I'm sorry you can't do Contests..." Salem shook his head. "It's okay. When all this is over, Luna. When it's all over." Luna sighed, and stared at the sea, rushing past. "It doesn't seem like it'll ever be over."
They arrived an hour later, at a forest village. "Wow. This is pretty." Salem checked the map. " Luna, please tell me I'm illiterate." She looked over his shoulder. "Huh?" He pointed at the square. "This is my parent's place."