AN: This goes out to the guest asking me to update, so I'm doing my GCSEs rn and am doing this instead of a crap ton of homework which is why this is crappy. In the mean time I made a Phandom big bang fic (I forget if I've said this before) its a fantastic foursome one where they get stuck in a MAiZE (its a pun I'm sorry) go to speedyowl152 on Tumblr and search "Phandom big bang" or something it'll come up.

Dan's POV

"So let me get this straight," Phil and I were still sat on the sofa, we'd stopped cuddling and stuff but I kept my arm around him and hoped that he wouldn't notice. "In the day after we lied and said we were boyfriends when we planned to break up after a month anyway because kickthestickz should be able to trust us and each other by then, you have managed to make Chris think something's wrong and now PJ think you're in an abusive relationship?" I continued, Phil sighed.

"Yeah basically. I told you I was an awful liar."

"I didn't think you would be this bad." I laughed slightly. "OK, new plan of action, do what I do, stay inside all the time and if you ever do need to go out then we go together." He nodded slightly, I could see the worry in his eyes.

"You okay?" I asked. He sort of gazed off to the side and nodded.

"Relationships are so complex, the soulmate concept is so much better." He sighed

"I'm sure that soulmates exist in an alternate universe."

"What if there are no other universes, happy emotions are just chemicals in our head to comfort us about the fact that we're all alone" he said with no emotion.

"Don't you existential crisis me Philip let me tell you in this relationship I am the one with the crisis'! Get your own problems." He laughed slightly.

"I'm sorry. You have permission to flail on the floor."

"I'm too lazy for that. Can we Tumblr?" I asked

"You can Tumblr I will be eating foods." He said while standing up, making me feel cold.

"Can I have foods also?"

"Only if you cook, I'll just set something on fire." I groaned at the concept of movement and slouched down the chair to stand up before following Phil out of the room. I was walking along the hall when I heard a crash, I turned into the kitchen and laughed at the clumsy Phil on the floor who had tripped over his own socks and fallen flat on his face. I coo-ed at his pout and helped him stand up.

"Why do you wear socks on smooth flooring?"

"Your mum's a smooth flooring."

"That was as bad as your regular insults so I conclude that you're fine." He shook his head and I laughed at him again.

Chris' POV

"So let me get this straight." PJ had just arrived back from Phan's and was standing in the kitchen while I was making tea. "From what Phil said, you believe that he's not happy about being with Dan or worse, in an abusive relationship." PJ nodded "and you're sure this has nothing to do with you kind of having something against Dan since you found out that you frickle frackled." I continued. PJ nodded again.

I finished making the tea, we walked into the lounge and sat next to each other.

"I honestly don't think Dan would do that and no matter how much you like your boyfriend Phil isn't stupid enough to be abused and continue to date him." I stated. PJ sipped his tea.

"It doesn't matter how clever you are, you can feel like there's no way out or that there's no point. And I know Phil, he looked scared." PJ replied.

"Possibly because you grabbed hold of him. And if he felt like there's no way out, why did he choose to get away from you and hug Dan?" I asked.

"I don't know what he's thinking and why he does things."

"Exactly. You don't know what he's thinking and why he's lying."

"We could meddle and find out?" He said in a weirdly suggestive tone.

"Weren't the last results of messing accurate and understandable" sarcasm dripping from my voice.

"We shall try until we succeed, am I not allowed to worry about my friend?"

"Sure worrying is fine, you don't need to act on it. Now when you later fail to follow my advice and sneak around to their house i suggest finding decent evidence without intruding too much." We didn't say anything else about it. PJ just changed the subject after a while of silence.

AN: I'm sorry its short I'm awful but I have an essay and a exam booklet in for tomorrow that I need to be doing this fic is kind of on hiatus but I haven't said it because people will be annoyed. I'll start writing the next part now but it may not be up for months idk