W00T! I hope you all are enjoying this story!~ Please review and know that I own Alyssa. Addie Marie Jones owns Alice. We both split Alex. Neither of us own Ed Edd n Eddy no matter how much that would be nice.

Alex was surfing the web on her laptop that morning, watching clips on youtube and surfing through google. Dressed in a thin white shirt, you could see the outline of her blue bra. Also wearing shorts and long socks. Alice walked into Alex's bedroom, just randomly walking through the house. She had on a skin tight tank top that stopped below her bust and sweatpants. "Hey Alice, check this out." Alex clicked a button and deviantart sprang up. Alice plopped onto the bed next to her and watched as she typed up 'Ed Edd n Eddy'.

"How are you able to hook up to this stuff?" Alice asked as the pictures popped onto the screen. Alex shrugged.

"Who knows, also, call Alyssa." Alice walked out the door and yelled for Alyssa, she came bounding in wearing a baggy green shirt, her bare shoulders and bra straps in plain view, and jean shorts.

"What's up?"

"I don't know, Alex wanted to show us something." Alice said, and they both sat next to Alex.

"Check it out, Double D gets shot with a bunch of darts." Alex said, and hit a play button. They all watched for a minute before bursting into laughter.

"Oh my god, what else can you find on here?" Alyssa asked, wiping a tear away. Alex shrugged and hit the button for the next picture and both Alyssa and Alice nearly passed out. Alex just laughed. "What did I tell you about Eddy x Edd pictures Alex? Those things are downright gross!" Alyssa yelled, sheilding her eyes from the horrendous view. Alice looked like she was gonna barf. Alex clicked the button again and all three of them soon needed a bag. All their faces green.

Outside

"I'm telling you Eddy, they aren't going to agree to this!" Double D said, trying to get Eddy to reconsider his latest idea. Under his arm was Ed's old videocamera. Eddy was banging on the door loudly as Ed had a stupid grin on his face as he sucked on a baby pacifier. Double D was pulling back Eddy's second arm to get him to stop knocking.

"I don't care if they don't, I need them in this movie!" Eddy shot, still banging on the door with all his might. That morning, Eddy's older brother had sent him many baby stuff, like diapers, pacifiers, baby powder, and other baby crud. The last movie had been a dud, but THIS time, he would get it right and show his older brother that he owned the cul-de-sac. The door opened to reveal three very sick looking girls.

"Oh, hey guys..." Alyssa said, shaking the picture out of her head.

"What's with you guys?" Eddy asked. All three girls shifted uneasy glances at one another.

"We'd rather not say..." Alex said, then her face got a bit more green and she ran into the bathroom, throwing up in the toilet.

"How about we meet you guys outside in ten minutes? Sounds good? Okay, bye." Alice said, and without letting them answer, she shut the door in their faces.

Ten minutes later

They stepped out of the house in their normal clothes and joined the Eds on the sidewalk. "So what exactly do you need with us?" Alyssa asked, eyeing the videocamera under Double D's arm.

"I'm making a movie, showing how awesome I've become ever since my big bro left. He was a wiz at getting people to do what he wanted." Eddy said.

They all walked to Eddy's garage where a throne was set up. Double D started up the camera and began tampering with the buttons. "Curse Ed's lack of proper hygene..." He muttered, pulling a dirty sock out of the battery case. Eddy pulled out a crown and placed it on his head.

"Hey Alice, fan me with this." He said, holding a sewn cloth fan on a big stick.

"Hell no, I'm not going to be your servant." Alice said, crossing her arms and stickin out her tongue at him. Eddy snapped his fingers and Ed dragged her to his side. She shot Eddy a glare and he just smirked. She picked up the fan and whacked him in the face before fanning him slowly. He glared at her one last time before Double D said, "Action!"

"Hey big bro! I've been running the cul-de-sac since you've left, even got myself a little fangirl. Ain't that right Alice?" Eddy grinned and gave Alice a sly look, she just smiled at the camera and whacked him in the face with the fan again. Alyssa and Double D chuckled from behind the camera. Eddy gave them a look and they shut up. "See all this cash I'm getting? I've become so rich, that I have to beat all the women off with a stick. Even thinking of buying some islands, already own Australia and China."

"Uh, Eddy, those aren't islands." Double D corrected. Eddy just rolled his eyes.

"Hey, move the camera so that my brother can see all my cash!" Double D moved the camera to show big bags with dollar signs on them, and he turned it more to show Ed and Alex smacking the dollar signs onto bags of trash.

"Wow Eddy, you're filthy rich." Alex remarked, smacking a sticker onto the bag and throwing it onto the pile of bags.

"Being rich must really stink." Ed added, throwing another one in. Alyssa laughed.

"Hey Hey! Don't show that on camera!" Eddy said, directing the camera back to himself.

"Sorry Eddy, you did say to show all the 'cash'." Double D snickered. The camera then flipped to another spot with Eddy and them all walking down the sidewalk.

"So yeah, I'm the head honcho of the cul-de-sac, just like you were before you left. See these girls? They love me a lot and always fight over me." Alex, Alice, and Alyssa shot him death glares. He swallowed a bit. Kevin rode by on the other side of the street. "See that loser? That's Kevin, his chin is just about as large as his ego." Eddy laughed but stopped when Kevin was looking at him with an evil eye.

"I've got a big ego eh? This should teach you to keep your mouth shut dork." Kevin grabbed Eddy's white with little hearts underwear and strapped it to his bike, then sped off.

"Heheh, that Kevin, such a big sense of humor." Eddy said, biting his lip to not show how much pain he was in. Then he shot off, being dragged through the pavement by Kevin. "Cmon Kevin! Oof! Lighten up!"

"He's going on a joyride!" Ed exclaimed. Alice was flinching a bit as Eddy's underwear snapped and he fell onto the pavement.

"Hahaha! Dork!" Kevin yelled, then ran over Eddy. Alice's fist clenched and she picked up a large garden rock, then chucked it at his head, sending him sprawling into a bed of flowers being made by Jimmy. Jimmy screamed girlishly and ran inside crying. Everyone crowded around Eddy's form, his underwear looked like it had exploded in his pants.

"Maybe we should rethink this whole movie..." Double D said. Ed and Alex were poking him with a large stick, checking if he's alive.

At School

Alex, Ed, and Eddy were walking through the school halls, late for their science class. The halls were empty and there was no trace of life. A tumbleweed drifted through and random papers blew in through the halls. One hit Eddy clean in the face, he peeled it off groaning a bit and looked at what it was offering. There was a friendship day celebration tommorrow, and no doubt everyone would be going. Ed and Alex looked at the paper from over his shoulders and head.

"So, friendship day huh? Sounds nice." Alex commented.

"It's really fun! They make a big red heart and last time I got ju jubes!" Ed said, licking his lips. Eddy crushed the paper over the memory of last friendship day.

"Jimmy..." He hissed out.

"Hey guys!" They heard Alice yell, she joined the group and pulled the crumpled paper out of Eddy's hand. "Friendship day... Are you guys planning on going?" Eddy smiled evilly, the way he always does when he comes up with something not good.

"Yeah, let's go to the friendship thingy. I have a score to settle there anyways..."

"Hey Jimmy, whatcha doin there?" They all heard Johnny 2x4 say. Then there were sounds of running footsteps.

That night

The Eds arrived at the auditorium, the entire place was covered in hearts and declarations of friendship. In the center was a large paper mache heart painted red. "Hey, I can see the girls over there." Ed pointed out. Then he ran to the food table where there was punch, cookies, and other little sweets and goodies. Alex was stuffing her mouth as usual and Alice and Alyssa were watching with blank expressions on their faces.

"Wtf Alex, you ate before we left home and now you've eaten just about all the meat on this table." Alyssa said as she stuffed more ham into her mouth.

"Nevermind that, I can see Ed coming over here so we'd better leave before things get messy." Alice and Alyssa left the table, pretty soon Alex and Ed were having a 'who can eat the most in 30 seconds' contest. "Hey guys, its a nice setup isn't it?"

"Yes. Jimmy and his friends seem to have put a lot of effort into all this." Double D agreed.

Eddy shoved him aside and began to search for Jimmy. "What's his problem?" Alyssa asked, seeing as Eddy had an angry expression on his face as he searched for something.

"He's probably still upset about last friendship day, you see, he gave Jimmy a wedgie and then he got back at us for revenge. Clever plan, I just wish that Eddy would think before he acts." Double D explained, Alyssa nodded her head in agreement, remembering that episode.

"AGH! EDDY!" The whole auditorium went silent, heads were turned to see Sarah at the paper mâché heart and Jimmy was crying. In the heart was a hockey stick with Eddy's name on it. "WHERE IS THAT MORON?" Sarah yelled, Eddy was at the other side of the auditorium, chatting with Alice. Sarah grabbed Eddy by the collar and dragged him to the heart. "Explain this!" Alice ran up to the heart next to Eddy.

"That's not mine! Quit blaming me for stuff that I didn't do!" He yelled at Sarah.

"Then why is there your name on it like last time?" Kevin pointed out, pulling out the stick and showing.

"I don't play hockey shovel-chin!"

"What the- Where is my paintbrush?" Nazz yelled. Alyssa saw Double D's shirt drip red on the floor.

"Uh, Double D?" she pointed to his shirt and he looked to see red paint flowing down, the brush in his pocket. Nazz took it and shot Double D a look, he gulped. "There's got to be some sort of misunderstanding here! I didn't touch your paintbrush!" He tried to explain, but no one would listen. He looked at Alyssa, she had a hard look in her eyes.

"Don't worry, I believe you. How could you steal a brush from across the room?" He relaxed slightly.

"THE FOOD!" Johnny screamed. Ed and Alex were sitting on the floor at the edge of the table, their bellies full and silly smiles on their faces. "I hope you have a good explanation on why it's all gone ED." Sarah said, finished yelling at Eddy and now yelling at her older brother.

"That was reeeeally good, wasn't it Ed?" Alex asked, picking some meat out of her teeth with a pinky finger.

"It was all me baby sister!" Ed said. Sarah fumed bright red. The Eds were cornered by all but the three girls and Jimmy, who was smirking. He didn't notice them watching him make more of a scene by hiding all the donations to the poor jar on the table in his shirt and walk away.

"Hey, I gotta run home for a second. You guys thinking what I'm thinkin?" Alex said.

"If it involves helping the guys and dealing with Jimmy, then yeah." Alyssa replied, Alice nodded her agreement.

"Here's what I'm thinkin we should do..." They huddled up and began to whisper to one another, their dark clothing making them blend in with the shadows and be unnoticable. They broke up and Alex sprinted out the door as fast as she could. Alyssa went after Jimmy and Alice made sure that Ed, Edd, and Eddy didn't get killed by the angry mob.

With Alyssa

She watched as Jimmy walked out of the school with the jar, a sneaky look on his face. Seeing as the coast was clear, Alyssa followed the little bastard. Watching from the roof of the auditorium, she saw him give the jar to three very familiar figures and they walked away. Jimmy chuckled to himself and walked back to the entrance. Picking up a sleeping cat, she dropped it on top of Jimmy as he was walking to the entrance.

With Alex

The door slammed open to reveal a panting blonde, running up to her room and grabbing some things. Stuffing them all into a small black and white kitty backpack, she bolted out the door. Shutting it with her foot and running back to school at full speed, beef jerky in her mouth to keep up her energy.

With Alice

Alice watched as the Eds were bound by ropes and strung to a chair. Ed was crying slightly and Double D was trying to reason with the angry mob, but they wouldn't listen. Kevin took a special pleasure by tying Eddy as tightly to the chair as he could. Eddy glared at Kevin hard before he got slapped hard by Sarah. Then they were thrown into the sports equipment room. Alice walked inside the room once everyone had left and were back in the auditorium, partying. She took the gags off the boys, taking note of their appearances. Some bruises on all three of them, Ed was seeing stars at the moment and Eddy was ready to start yelling when she clamped a hand over his mouth.

"Shut up! Do you want to get revenge on Jimmy or not?" She hissed into his ear. His eyes widened and he grinned from ear to ear.

"I'm listening..."

With Alyssa

Alyssa left the halls with a satisfied smirk on her face, but it lessened slightly knowing that Double D was sure to scold her later on. Alex barged into the auditorium, but no one noticed since the music was on loud. "You got the goodies?" Alyssa asked, having to cup her hands over her mouth and yell into Alex's ear so she could hear her. Alex gave her a thumbs up then looked around for the other four of the group. The brunette pointed to the sports equipment room and Alex nodded, quickly running into the room without anyone's notice. Alice left and joined Alyssa at the edge of the auditorium, where no one could see them but they could see everything.

"Think this is gonna work?" Alice yelled into Alyssa's ear over the loud music. She just shrugged in reply.

Inside

"Okay guys, you'd better not fuck this up because-"

"Alex! Language!" Double D cut in.

"Pretty potty mouth!" Ed blurted. Eyebrows were raised at the tallest Ed and he flushed pink slightly. Alex also had a bit of pink and sighed.

"Just please don't screw this up." Then she left.

"You really think that it'll work?" Double D asked, feeling kind of nervous and moving around in his seat.

"Yea, now shut up, someone's coming." Eddy hissed.

"So did you boys say your last words to your girlfriends? My, this is a great turnout isn't it?" They heard the shrill voice of Jimmy's taunting. He appeared to them all scratched up. Eddy ground his teeth and pressed his finger against something metallic.

"What do you want with us Jimmy? Eddy didn't do anything to you!" Double D said. Jimmy laughed.

"Oh, this is just the beginning. This is payback for all those mean pranks you did to me, starting with my teeth!" Jimmy emphasized that by pointing to his braces.

"But how did you get everything blamed on us again?"

"Oh it was soooo easy! People were too busy talking and Sarah was outside, so I just threw the hockey stick into the heart like last time. The paintbrush I just swiped and threw into Double D's pocket, and I was planning to do something to Ed, but he already did something. And with his idiot girlfriend too!" Jimmy laughed again and Ed's unibrow furrowed at that comment. His arms were about to break the ropes but Double D gave him a stern look.

"And wait til you see what I've got planned for you later. I paid the Kankers with the donation jar to arrive here and kidnap you guys." Jimmy gloated, laughed and left. Eddy was furious, that cheeky little bastard planned to probably kill them later! Eddy released his hold on the metallic thing and relaxed slightly when all three girls came inside.

"So you get it?" Alex asked as they untied them. Eddy threw her the tape recorder and she played it over, listening to every detail of Jimmy's plan.

"Crap, the Kankers are coming?" Alice asked.

"I DON'T WANNA BE COVERED IN GROSS KANKER KISSES!" Ed screamed, hugging Double D's leg.

"You guys won't get kissed by them, geez, don't you guys trust us at all?" Alyssa asked.

"Not really." Double D said, shrinking a little.

"Well too bad, you've got no choice BUT to trust us." She replied, poking him in the chest. Alex walked out of the room and up to the DJ place. She shoved the original DJ aside and plugged in the tape recorder into the speakers. When the music stopped, all the people stopped talking and dancing to listen.

"What do you want with us Jimmy? Eddy didn't do anything to you!" Double D was heard saying. Jimmy laughed in the recording. The real one tried to get up to the DJ corner, but Alex shoved him out and let the rest play.

"Oh, this is just the beginning. This is payback for all those mean pranks you did to me, starting with my teeth!" People laughed but instantly shut up when they heard the rest.

"But how did you get everything blamed on us again?"

"Oh it was soooo easy! People were too busy talking and Sarah was outside, so I just threw the hockey stick into the heart like last time. The paintbrush I just swiped and threw into Double D's pocket, and I was planning to do something to Ed, but he already did something. And with his idiot girlfriend too!" Jimmy laughed again in the recording.

"And wait til you see what I've got planned for you later. I paid the Kankers with the donation jar to arrive here and kidnap you guys." Jimmy gloated. All of the people gasped and stared at Jimmy, who was still trying to get into the DJ spot even more. People surrounded him with disapproving looks and angry glares.

"Rolf has no choice but to punish. This boy is a LIAR!" Rolf announced, slapping a large fish in his hand. Jimmy gulped and took cover by running outside. Everyone chased after him and Sarah tried to calm the renewed angry mob. Ed ran out of the room, followed by Eddy, Double D, Alice, and Alyssa to the DJ spot. Alex walked out of there, a sly look on her face.

"You owe us big time." she said. Eddy groaned a bit.

"And what would you girls like? We appreciate everything but please don't make this too hard." Double D rubbed the back of his neck. Alyssa grinned.

"How about..." The door slammed open to reveal three Kankers. Ready to molest.

"Play some good fighting music for us? And record the fight too." Alice finished.

"Why?" Eddy asked.

"We might make some good money off of it." Eddy ran up to the DJ spot, followed by Double D and Ed. This fight looked like it was going to be intense. Eddy took the microphone.

"In this corner, we have, THE KANKERS!" Double D pushed a button and the entire auditorium started booing out of the speakers. "And in this corner, we have..." Eddy paused for a moment, thinking about a name for them. "THE DEMON TRIPLETS!" They looked at him with a 'WTF' expression and he just shrugged.