Jman23423 - I can assure you I'm spelling PYjamas correctly. I'm British. Congrats on being 100th favouriter! As for grammatical errors... you try writing fanfiction on a smartphone while sleep deprived and get back to me.
-HTTYD-
Hiccup woke with a groan as sunlight breached resisting eyelids. Cracking one open to search for the offending source, he blinked in shock seeing their mother opening the curtains in his bedroom. Astrid was curled into his chest, still slumbering.
"Mom?"
She jumped, apparently surprised he was awake.
"Sorry son, force of habit."
Valka gestured to the curtains as she whispered, smiling fondly at where Astrid slept on. Hiccup watched her leave the room, peering down at Astrid and wondering who needed him more right then. Astrid would understand him going to their mother, he was certain. Leaning down, he brushed a gentle kiss across her forehead and made sure the covers would wrap her in warmth when he moved.
The biting chill outside the bed belied the sunlight lighting along Astrid's back. Hiccup spent a minute just looking at her, admiring her achingly beautiful features. Then he picked up his clothes and headed for the bathroom. Their mother had obviously heard him getting up as there was a mug full of tea waiting for him, which Hiccup appreciated hugely. A warming mouthful winding its way down to his belly, Hiccup offered his mother a hug. She took it almost desperately.
"I'm sorry we haven't been there for you."
"That's not your job darling."
"It is now. I decided."
She chuckled, petting his hair and cheek before they pulled apart. They both reached for their cups again, imbibing warmth and wakefulness from the steaming drinks within.
"Worry not my boy. Things will work themselves out in time."
"But-"
"No buts. I hugely appreciate you both staying last night, and I will always be happy to spend more time with you but you have your lives to live. Holding those back for our marital problems is just... an affront to my maternal instincts."
"And leaving you to deal with everything because me and Astrid are a little busy is an affront to my familial instincts."
She actually laughed, daintily covering her mouth with a hand.
"Son, I think your familial instincts are a little schewiff."
His cheeks flushed lightly as he thought of his sister upstairs in his bed.
"I still care. Just in different ways."
"I don't doubt your heart son. I just couldn't resist a little joke."
Hiccup felt a smile fight its way on to his face against his will, chuckling into his tea. Astrid's footsteps could be heard coming down the stairs, immediately seeking Hiccup to curl sleepily into his lap. Hiccup couldn't help smiling as she burrowed into him, yawning against his chest.
"You were gone."
Hiccup looked up into green eyes, soft and full of happiness as she watched the two of them together.
"Sorry. You found me though."
"Mmm."
Arms tightened around him as Astrid got comfy on his lap, skin still enticing. Hiccup put down his now-empty cup, freeing his hand which allowed him to wrap arms around his sleepy sister.
"I have to take mom to work soon. Are you going back to sleep or getting up and coming with?"
Astrid yawned cutely into her hand, shrugging as she nuzzled beneath Hiccup's chin. Her hair smelled like the bedsheets they had slept in and the conditioner she had stolen from Hiccup after running out of her own.
"When's soon?"
"Half hour. But you'll have to move for the sake of breakfast."
The blonde grumbled, shaking her head.
"Don't wanna."
"You're such a pain in the butt."
"Mmm. You love me anyway."
He suspected Astrid was waking up if she could muster more than two or three words. She didn't shift from his lap though, apparently content to live there.
"I do love you. But you're a pain in the butt."
"Ugh, you're so mean to me. Fine, I'll go get dressed."
Astrid pouted pointedly until Hiccup pecked a kiss upon soft lips. She smiled then, nuzzling his nose with her own.
"You did mention breakfast right?"
"I did. Go get dressed and when you come down there will be food."
He smiled indulgently, brushing a few stray hairs off her face. Astrid all but purred, nuzzling his hand. He forgot how sweet she could be half-asleep.
"I knew there was a reason I keep you around."
Oh, there it went. Astrid slid from his lap, padding over to the stairs again and Hiccup watched the gentle sway of her hips before realising their mother was watching him stare.
"It's strange."
"Me and Astrid? We know."
"Not what I meant son. I meant... well, honestly I keep expecting to feel more perturbed by you two. Instead, I keep seeing how well the two of you fit. Like matching jigsaw pieces."
Hiccup could only nod in agreement, casting another glance to where Astrid had gone upstairs before remembering he was supposed to be cooking.
"You got eggs in mom?"
"Of course. Standard Haddock fare!"
They were a family of egg fans, that much was true. Hiccup felt his earliest memories were excitement about scrambled eggs for breakfast. One of the first things he learnt to cook were omelettes, which was the mornings food of choice. Astrid was over the moon to come down and find hot coffee and steaming food waiting, plopping down into the seat next to Hiccup and glaring when Cloudjumper got a little too close.
"Mine furball!"
Hiccup chuckled and cut another chunk with his fork, transferring it to his mouth while Stormfly slunk around his legs. They were such pests but he did miss their pets dearly.
"What time do you finish work mom? So I can come get you since your car is back at ours."
"Six. If it's too much trouble I can get a taxi-"
Hiccup waved off his mothers protests, accidentally flinging egg off his fork and two cats made darting lunges for it. As ever, Cloudjumper won.
"Don't be daft. I'm not working and now you know, there's no awkward secrecy thing making it tough to be around you."
"I see. Well then I shall be very glad for your company whenever possible son. That goes for you too daughter of mine."
Astrid nodded, a shadow flickering across her face. Hiccup knew what that was about; what their father had said last night. She smiled a second later, but there was still a tension in her frame he could see. When they were done eating she crawled back into his lap for a cuddle that Hiccup gladly provided, smiling when she pressed her lips to his temple.
"We better get going then or I'll be late."
They got up at their mothers prompting, saying fond goodbyes to the animals before they went outside for the day. Astrid and Valka chattered away as Hiccup drove, avoiding the elephant in the room of Stoick. When they pulled up outside her workplace, Valka turned to kiss Hiccup's cheek, then twisted to kiss Astrid's as she leant forward in preparation of getting in the front of the car.
"Your father loves you. Both of you. He's just in a bad place right now."
Astrid nodded, jaw setting tightly.
"He can apologise himself when he sorts himself out."
Valka's mouth twitched as she fought a smile.
"Spoken like a true Haddock. I'll see you later."
"I'll make dinner."
That got a smile and nod from their mother, then more affectionate goodbyes before she stepped out of the car. The second the door closed Astrid immediately wriggled her way into the front seat, leaning across to kiss Hiccup hungrily.
"We're going for a drive."
Hiccup blinked, slightly dazed from the welcome assault on his mouth.
"Where?"
"Don't care."
Before Hiccup's frozen brain could formulate a query, Astrid reached down and cupped him gently.
"You're obsessed with this car sex thing."
"And you can't resist me. Which means you better get moving."
Rolling his eyes but knowing she was right as his cock swelled and heart pounded, Hiccup turned the engine on and tried not to get distracted by the fact Astrid was running a hand over her t-shirt, occasionally squeezing at a breast and the coy smile on her face told Hiccup it was entirely intentional.
"Where are we going?"
"Somewhere we won't get caught."
Astrid's eyes lit up as Hiccup continued on, pulling the car on to a side road with no signs of life other than trees. She grew notably impatient as he turned a few more times, braking and peering around the area.
"Where are we?"
"Just the other side of those trees was old uncle Gobber's place before he died. His nephew took over but doesn't live there."
"Oh. Cool. Get in the back would you?"
"So demanding."
Hiccup wouldn't deny her; if this was what it took to make Astrid feel better he would happily oblige. Besides which, having sex with her was no hardship.
They fell into the back seat and fumbled to find the best position to let them both fit. Astrid ended up beneath him, head and shoulders against the door with her jacket bundled up as a makeshift pillow to protect her from getting hurt by it. Hiccup could barely get her bottoms off, hitting his head a little sharply on the car roof but eventually her legs were bare and hot beneath Hiccup's hands.
Astrid took the initiative to hike up her t-shirt, tugging her bra out of the way to allow Hiccup's mouth to find a sensitive nipple, suckling wetly as his fingers found her soaking, hot and ready for him already. Her legs wound up up and around his hips to make room for him between them, Hiccup's shaking hands working his jeans open to free his aching erection.
"C'mon little brother, I need you."
Her pleading words and hungry kisses drew Hiccup in, nails sinking into the back of his neck and shoulders as Astrid clutched him. Hiccup pressed himself inside her, a welcoming ease to the ingress of their bodies with her arousal to diminish resistance.
"Gods Hiccup, so good."
They kissed messily, mouths barely connecting as Astrid whimpered hotly against his lips and bucked up into him.
"Fuck me, I need you so bad right now."
Hiccup knew what brought the edge of desperation to her voice, knew she needed that connection they shared to remind her it was worth their familial discord. He felt it like a sharp wound in his chest that she had been hurt by Stoick, but Hiccup would give everything he could to make her feel better.
"I'm not going anywhere love."
The emotions in her big blue eyes took his breath away, his first thrusts stealing hers in return. Astrid arched as best she could, confined by the space and only able to lift her legs higher up his back to better Hiccup's angle inside her. The next thrusts made her thrash and moan beautifully, pushing herself into his motions as best she could, taking his cock as deep as possible.
Hiccup braced one hand against the door behind her to let him lean further forward, feeling teeth as soon as he kissed Astrid again. He loved the way she bit at his lips when losing control during sex, the sting matching the skin breaking beneath her nails. Astrid swore and cursed and whimpered his name over and over, clutching him tighter, biting roughly at his shoulder.
Pressing his face in the crook of her neck, he continued to bury himself in the sinful heat of her body until he could barely breathe for the pleasure filling every inch of him. Astrid was devastation in the best possible way, the cramped conditions and possibility of getting caught falling away to leave nothing but heat and sweat and exhilaration. The car creaked a little in protest. He caught her whimpers on his tongue like raindrops with each messy kiss they shared.
"Gods Hiccup, more!"
Astrid choked out the words, a breathless plea for everything Hiccup could offer her in their tangle of limbs and clashing of mouths. Hiccup felt a muscled thigh tremble against his side, the other falling down to brace on the floor of the car so Astrid could put even more into meeting his thrusts. He gave Astrid every ounce of strength he could, both of his arms beginning to tremor against holding his weight. He couldn't hold out much longer.
"Fuck!"
Her vocal cursing escalating, Astrid tightened rather wonderfully around him as she peaked, groping her own breast and tweaking her nipple to spur the climax higher until she was shaking hard enough to rock the car all by herself. Hiccup forced his eyes to stay open, to watch the pattern of pleasure and satisfaction make its way over her face. Astrid was so utterly breathtaking to behold anyway, but at the heights of orgasm she became downright ethereal.
Unable to hold himself together any longer, Hiccup joined her in the realms of Valhalla with a feral growl as he gave himself over to her. The enclosed space meant their heat fogged the windows, clung to the skin and fabric over their trembling bodies. Astrid reached up and stroked his sweaty face, fingers exploring the features she already knew by heart.
"So. Car sex."
She giggled, pressing her face against his chest.
"One of my more inspired ideas. If I do say so myself."
"Mmm. I'm inclined to agree."
"I have the best ideas. My next brilliant idea is going home" Astrid leant up and kissed him "and taking a very long bath before Eret gets up and wants to hear about our adventures."
Hiccup could only agree, slowly parting their bodies and, after pulling up his jeans and buttoning them, sliding from the car so Astrid had room to wriggle back into the clothes he gave back to her.
"I'm gonna suggest we drive back with the windows down. Or moms gonna know we fucked in the car."
Hiccup conceded her point, pressing the central controls to lower the windows while Astrid dressed, grabbing tissues from the box seemingly kept in every car across the globe to clean the mess left on the seats. She tossed them out of the open window, then crawled through to the front seat and slumped back in it with a satisfied sigh.
"What are you waiting for?"
"Seatbelt."
Astrid pulled the belt across with a pout, though she was generally pretty good about putting it on and soothing Hiccup's protective instincts. They headed home with the wind chilling them and airing the musky scent of sex from the car, Hiccup almost forgetting to put them back up when Astrid said she was getting the lube; lube meant bath sex. And Astrid plus sex meant distracted Hiccup.
They fucked quick and messy on the bathroom floor while the bath was running; it was lucky they didn't flood the bathroom really. Astrid wasn't done with him though, climbing into his lap to clutch him to her breast as he filled her. Water spilled onto the floor before he spilled within her, but Hiccup felt it well worth the clean up.
Especially when Astrid curled up in his lap on the sofa afterwards, wanting the soft doting comfort of cuddles and kisses. Hiccup could happily stay that way forever. Their energy expenditure had worked up quite the appetite though, and Astrid devoured a fair bit of food before returning to her perch in his lap. Hiccup was strongly reminded of their storm-cuddles when they were still dancing around the truth of their relationship.
"Hiccup..."
Astrid drawled his name as he petted her hair, soft and loose from it's braid for once.
"Yeah?"
"Do you want kids?"
His hand stilled.
"I uh... I hadn't thought about it. Is this your way of telling me-"
"Gods no. I was just thinking about it is all. Mom and dad finding out just brought it all home for me. We can't tell family members all that easily. We might have to tell our kids why both parents have the same parents on their birth certificates."
"I get you. I... I don't know how to answer that. Does the Haddock line end here because we're... us?"
"Me either. I was just thinking is all."
Hiccup pressed a kiss to her temple, stroking her satin skin.
"I think maybe that should wait until we decide to ask them about dissolving your adoption. Maybe your birth certificate can be changed or sealed or something. Or we could wait about having kids until after we're married and nobody questions us sharing a surname. As for family members... do we really care what anyone thinks of us? It won't change us."
"Guess so. Is that a yes?"
"What's the answer you're looking for? It won't change mine but I want to know."
"I do. I want some little Haddock rolling around with your freckles and my fearlessness."
Hiccup was relieved, nuzzling at her cheek.
"Me too. I can see you being a great mom. You've got the purest heart I know."
Astrid flushed prettily, rewarding Hiccup's honesty with sweet kisses. Hiccup took them eagerly, warmed to his core by how intensely he loved the girl in his arms. The knock at the door surprised them both; Hiccup would have expected Eret to text before he came over, and they hadn't heard him getting up yet either.
They rose from the sofa, holding hands still as the couple approached the door, not yet ready to let each other go for the moment. Astrid got there first and peered through the peephole out of habit, letting out an angry snarl. Hiccup didn't need to look for himself to know who she was throwing open the door to see.
"Heather."
-HTTYD-
Honestly this chapter was almost entirely written for the car sex I've been asked for (mostly by Astrid). Taboo doesn't have long to go (I know!) anymore so this is likely to be the last chapter that revolves around smut. Shocking, I'm sure.