What would happen if Belarus was a big influence on Alfred's children?
"UNCLE RUSSIA, UNCLE RUSSIA COME ON PLAY WITH ME," Lilo screamed pounding on the door to Russia's hotel pent house," YOU PROMISED YOU'D PLAY WITH ME, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A BIG MEANIE ALL THE TIME?~!"
Russia hid behind his bed trembling as his niece (by marriage thank Mother Russia) relentlessly pounded on the oak door.
'Why, why, why did she have to be so attached to little sister?' he thought in his head.
When he found out that Belarus was going to marry America he was happy- very happy- and even though he has a very strained relationship with America, he offered to pay for the wedding ( he didn't even ask for a payback). At first it was good, no psychotic sister was out to get him anymore, he was able to relax in his home for once in his life… until the states grew attached to their new mother and slowly they picked up her crazy attitude and soon they began to stalk poor Ivan demanding he spent time with them.
"Tio Russia play with me! ~!" yelled Estella she cornered her uncle at the world meeting.
"B-B-But I have to go home, da," he cried out.
The twelve year old calmly walked up to him," Oh no you don't, you need to spend time with your nieces and nephew."
"But Steven is scared of me da."
"Well I'm not Steven," the girl smirked and pounced.
BANG
Russia got cold chills.
"Uncle Russia the door is gone isn't that nice?" the six year old giggled," Now uncle Russia, play with me, play with me, play with me, play with me, play with me."
Russia screamed and jumped out the window and ran to his private jet after ordering the pilot to step on it.
He made it home safe and sound as he walked across his lovely sunflower field, the flowers reached up to his shoulders, he was at piece finally. No crazy sister and no crazy nieces.
"Uncle Russia…."
He turned white, he knew that voice.
"G-g-g-g-grace?" his voice became high pitched.
Slowly and menacingly the very short state rose from the tall flower fields.
"Uncle Russia you left without playing with me," she growled, holding Stewie in her arms.
Ever since Natalia became her mother, our little Grace became more foreword and loud when she wanted to be seen, it worked for her in the state meeting but it was a nightmare for Russia tight now.
"Play with me Uncle Russia," the smallest growled once more stepping for her box and ran to him.
Russia wished he could just die right now.
*sigh* Poor Russia he ended up getting mini Belaru's.
oh well
JA^^