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(Warning: If spell check/grammar fails blame my laptop for shutting down every time I click spell check)
(Contains Mind fuck, seriously if your brain is weak stop now.)
Chapter 21: Dealing with Danzo
~White Room~
Now we find the Game Master sitting on a white couch looking at a television screen with a disturbed look. After 2hours of staring he shakily raised a white gun to his temple and pulled the trigger.
*CRACK*
"Izanami…" Rebuke began with a disturbed tone of voice." Tell me did I just see what I think I did?"
"Well master you just let Naruto gain the strongest character in the game as an ally…if that's what you're asking."
"That crazy son of a bitch…" Rebuke said in monotone before yelling in joy. "Fucking perfect! I'd never expect anything less from my first general, and judging by how far he's gotten I can tell that soon he will finish his game so that then I can test him personally(Not that way you yaoi fangirls!)." Rebuke said the last part with a smirk before sighing contently. "This day couldn't get any better."
"Actually master our second project has been completed. I can now convert the chakra energy needed to perform the "Life is a Game" technique into Reiryoku." Izanami said to her summoner who looked like a kid in a candy store at the moment.
"Perfect." Rebuke said before switching to channel two on the screen. Now Rebuke could see a orange haired boy take a katana through the stomach courtesy of a petite black haired girl, suddenly rebuke Paused the screen and turned towards his white haired summon/assistant." Is it alright to assume…" Rebuke began as Izanami nodded her head.
"Zangetsu has agreed to learn the technique so I suggest we go teach him as soon as possible." Izanami said as Rebuke nodded his head in understanding.
"Let's go now… I trust Naruto can finish the rest of the game considering how well he's done. Set the computer to look over his game for now. Now we have to get our second general's world ready for what's about to go down." And with that the Game Master disappeared via Izanami to go prepare for the coming of the next general.
~On the way back to Konohagakure~
"So Riku, how do we know you really are who you claim to be?" Sakura asked as she still couldn't quite picture the God of all shinobi walking next her as reality. The sage tilted her head before jumping on top of a nearby river and looking back up at her.
"So you are water walking… anybody can do that…" Sakura began as the sage smirked.
"That is true young one, but I'm not using chakra." Sakura just gapped while everyone else just stared wide-eyed.
"I'm not even going to ask…" Sakura said while shaking her head. "Hey Naruto how much longer till we reach…" Sakura stopped as she noticed them walking by some very familiar buildings. "How…"
"It was taking too long, so I just teleported to where we needed to go." Riku said while walking past a gapping pinkette.
"But how do you even know what Konoha looks like?" Sakura asked in awe.
"Meh, I just read your mind when you looked at me." Riku said while Sasuki was thanking every god she could think of, even Riku, that the over powered sage didn't read her mind. There were a lot of things she was planning on doing to Riku consequences be damned.
Yes ladies and gentlemen Sasuki was prepared to DIE for a chance to take Riku to bed.
"Sasuki simmer down we need to tell Tsunade-chan to go make plans for a Kage summit we need to discuss the future of the clan going back to Uzugakure and remaking the village." Naruto said as they continued their trek towards the Hokage tower.
"Are you an idiot Naruto? I know you didn't forget about Danzo, do you think he would just let you guys leave? It was hard for me to even get to go with you guys on the mission to Suna." Sakura began while shaking her head. "As soon as Tsunade announced that I was the best medic in Konoha they wouldn't let me be anywhere near Gaara, because they think I'm going to defect to Suna for him."
"Which you would. I know… I read your mind" Riku began.
"Not now, god damn it."
"Damn what?" Riku asked innocently.
"ARGGH" Sakura shrieked while grabbing her head.
"Sakura! Stop screaming!" Tsunade demanded as Sakura looked at her with a shocked expression.
"What the hell? Where did you come fro-"Sakura stopped herself as she looked around the Hokage's office in morbid fascination. Before she could even ask how they got there she noticed Riku looking at her, obviously stifling her laughter, with absolute mirth in her eyes. Sakura just sat down in the nearest corner and wept silently.
"Is she going to be alright?" Tsunade asked in concern.
"Meh she'll get used to it…they all do…or else." Riku said while looking at Sakura with narrowed purple eyes.
Sakura just wept louder.
"Ok… and who are you?" Tsunade asked the strange ninja in front of her.
"Hmm I believe you refer to me as the Rikudo Sennin." Tsunade just raised an eyebrow while turning toward Naruto.
"She's serious. She really is the Sage of Six paths." Naruto said in complete seriousness as Tsunade just gaped at him. "She's also our newest clan member!" Naruto said in happiness.
Tsunade just gaped some more.
"Mind fucks aside, Naruto Sakura had a good point, how are we going to get passed Danzo and the elders overruling Tsunade." Sasuki asked as Naruto smirked.
Sasuki got pale.
"Well you see I was worried about that too, so I had Madara and Naruko go convince him to join our side." Naruto began.
Sasuki paled some more.
"How could you convince him? What could you have possibly offered him?" Tsunade asked as Madara entered the room with Danzo.
"Konoha." Danzo said while putting his hands in a ram seal. Tsunade just looked at Naruto with a glare that demanded answers.
"Calm down let Madara explain as I am sure this means that the mission I sent her and Naruko on succeeded."
"Well this is what happened…" Madara began.
~Flash Back 4 Hours Root Headquarters~
"So… Madara, or should I say Madara-chan" Danzo sneered at the legendary raven. "What could I do for you today?"
"You could give me Shisui's eye?" Madara asked as she tilted her head to the left causing her bangs to reveal her Rinnegan in her left eye while her Sharingan eye spun slowly. Danzo took a step back before smirking and pulled the bandages off of his face revealing his right Sharingan eye.
"Well then let's see if you are as strong as the legends-ARGGG"Danzo screamed while clutching his bleeding right socket. He looked up and noticed a pigtailed girl, who looked like she was set on a golden flame, putting the eye in a jar and toss it to a smirking Madara.
"Light speed movement kicks ass-ttebane" Naruko giggled while powering down.
"Yes it does." Madara said before turning toward a fuming Danzo.
"You'll pay for what you have done… ROOT!" Danzo yelled for his not so secret, secret army.
"Dealt with them before I came in to the room." Naruko said as Danzo went pale.
~Hyuuga Clan house~
"Hinata-sama! There are hundreds of unconscious ANBU in our back yard!" Neji yelled to Hinata. Hinata just sighed a followed her cousin to the back yard to find hundreds of ANBU lying on the ground without moving. Looking at the nearest body Hinata saw a note.
Hey I just thought that s a sign of a good relationship between our clans that you may want more servants. Hurry up and put the seal on them before they wake up!~ttebane. ~Naruko
At the end of the note Hinata could see a crudely drawn Naruko, which must have been colored with crayon. Shaking her head at the lack of artistic skill, she turned to her clan.
"Get to sealing them everybody gets their own slave." Hinata said as her clan roared
"YES HINATA-SAMA!"
~Root Head quarters~
"If you think I'm going to go down without a fight you better think again!" Danzo roared as he ripped the bandages off his right arm.
~3 hours and 9 Izanagi's later~
Danzo was growing tired and weak, seeing this; Madara placed a genjutsu on him making him think that Naruko killed him again. Acting on impulse he began to activate Izanagi just as Naruko flashed in front of him, using her superior speed she put her hands into a seal and henged into her world's Danzo just as Danzo activated his jutsu. Taken by surprise he couldn't help but think of the female him instead of returning to life, causing him to change into his female counterpart. Seeing her chance Naruko raised her hand.
*Snap*
Danzo: Age mod: 17
*Snap*
*Poof*
Danzo could only look on in horror at his, or should we say her, new body. She tried to dispel what must have been a genjutsu, but sadly nothing happened.
"Mission complete Madara-chan!" Naruko said while beaming at the woman she now considered a sister.
"Well done Naruko, and welcome to the clan Danzo-chan." Madara said with a smirk as Danzo grew paler.
"I won't accept this! Do you hear me?" Danzo shrieked at the two as Madara shook her head in annoyance.
"Geez settle down when wass the last time you've been laid anyway?" Madara asked as Naruko had to control herself from laughing at the irony of that statement.
"Never. That is something you do when you are married, which I'm obviously not." Danzo said as if she were talking to two-year-olds. Naruko just gaped before shaking her head sadly.
"Seriously? Again? This is getting annoying I'm tired of dealing with you old people that haven't gotten laid ever." Naruko said with a groan while ignoring the glare that Madara was giving her. Naruko just took off her orange jacket and snapped her fingers.
BGM: Marvin Gaye: Let's get it on
"Err what's that?" Danzo asked in confusion as Madara walked forward.
"Coffee making music. Let's get this over with, afterall can't have you trying to kill Naruto-kun when he tries to take you somewhere nice." Madara said with a sigh.
~End flash Back~
"Kai!" Danzo yelled as he realeased the genjutsu, revealing a young brunette that was about 5 foot 7 inches with shoulder length black hair and black eyes.
The silence was deafening until Tsunade finally spoke up.
"You know what? Fuck it. Naruto do whatever you want I could care less now." Tsunade said before grabbing a bottle of sake and drinking from it.
"Anything to say Sasuki? This is normally the time you begin screaming at me." Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow. Sasuki just looked at him before shaking her head.
"You know I don't even care anymore, maybe I will once my mind recovers from that mind fuck, but right now I could care less about anything. In fact…" Sasuki began while grabbing Riku's hand "If you are going to recruit more people why should I give a fuck? You are the only male I like, but that has nothing to do with women. Come on Riku I'm going to teach you something interesting you can do with a Ramen bowl." Sasuki finished her rant while dragging a confused overpowered sage with her. Before she left she turned towards a wide-eyed Naruto. "By the way Naruto you can join us when you want, I'm going to need a chakra donor as I plan on using atleast 15 Tsukiyomi's." And with that Sasuki left the room leaving behind a gaping Naruto.
"Holy shit that's like 45 days of non-stop sex hell yea!" Naruto yelled before stopping. Naruto looked at the ceiling in annoyance.
'"Damnit Rebuke you are cock blocking me hurry your ass up!"
*BOOM* Holy shit quit spamming Getsuga you old fart! You agreed to learn the tech so stop bitching!
That was before I found out there was a chance I could be turned into a chick!
Damnit Izanami why did you tell him that!
Sorry Master
*BOOM*
Listen that will only happen if Ichigo decides to do it! It's completely up to him how he uses the Action replay ability!
He's fifteen! You can't trust his hormones!
*BOOM*
Son of a bitch my stash! That's it I'm ending this!
*Crack*
IZANAMI DEBILITATE THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
Yes Master
*Pop*
What…Why am I so weak right now!
*BAM*
*Thud*
Master…Did you have to pistol whip him THAT hard?
*Pant* When he comes to he'll forget everything about what you said. Now where was I?
Naruto was just looking at the ceiling in utter disbelief.
Platinum trophy acquired: Mind fuck master!
Characters Unlocked: fem Danzo
Items unlocked: Shisui eye 1 of 2.
"That reminds me I have to go get my spoils from the save point! I haven't used it in years."
Naruto ran towards the blue scroll in the corner of the room and activated it.
Ryou: +9,999,999,999
Items: Shisui eye 2 of 2
Secret hidden item: White Headband (can be used to activate a hidden boss battle post-endgame.)
"That's it?" Naruto though in disbelief suddenly inside of him Akane yawned.
"What did I miss?" Naruto just rolled his eyes before smirking.
Time to troll.
"Oh nothing…I'm just about to fuck your mom that's all." Naruto laughed loudly when he heard the cursing and coughing Akane was doing.
An: that's all folks
An2: Well that was weird. Honestly I'm not going to drink so much coffee when write chapters anymore (I mean the actual drink you pervs) It makes me come up with more BS than Kishimoto.
An3: Honestly I think I am the founder of at least 2 pairings from this story so far let me know.
An4: (MINIGAME) Ok if you can name all of the pairings IN ORDER! I'll let you know 2 unique pairings in the bleach version (I hope that whoever wins can keep a fucking secret too XD, if not, I really don't care it's the process not the result that makes it funny.)
AN5 Read and Review…or else… ( btw I liked the feedback from the last chapter)