Overlord E: To everyone who reads "A Rogue Gallade" I am very sorry.
Dark 64: And sorry too.
Overlord E: I have been preoccupied with videogames, anime, comics, manga, the new Kalos Region, Fairy type Pokémon and Mega Evolution. When Mega Evolution appeared; it distracted me with new ideas for Maverick and the rest of the cast or new friends, enemies or rivals.
Dark 64: We have been playing Pokémon X and Y and Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire. Seeing our favorite Pokémon in Mega forms literally blown our minds, so we have been racking our brains to put Mega stones for Maverick to find or steal from punks, dicks or mostly everyone.
Overlord E: So please accept our apology by reading this side-story about Mega stones and Mega-Evolution from the greatest thing to happen in our lives before the internet; Television.
Dark 64: We do not own Pokémon, it belongs to Nintendo.
Mega-Evolution, A Blessing or a sign of Destruction
It was a boring Afternoon at Maverick's home since Maverick, Alice, and Sam who were grounded for an accident that Maverick cause. They had to spend the whole day a home taking care of Sally while their parents went out to order dinner. They were at home taking care of Sally who was sleeping on Alice's lap were watching TV in the living room but Maverick can't find anything good since he was force to find shows that are only the educational shows for Sally or something that he likes but the Parental block sign always ruins he enjoyment, he's been hacking the parental codes every day since he was a Ralts. This time they manage to stump him for once that, he can only hears the theme songs of the shows that are block.
"Super Duper Sumos!"
*Click*
"It's not always black and white!"
*Click*
"Afro Gunsou… The Afro Gunsou has an afro."
*Click*
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!"
*Click*
"What an agent, what a squirrel."
*Click*
"Hoom Daga Heen Daga Hoom Daga Heen Daga"
*Click*
"Adventure Time! Come on grab your friends. We're going to very distant lands."
*Click*
"Love together Love together Livin' on the floor."
*Click*
"I can't take it anymore! What's with the parental block crap? If parents didn't want their kids to watch violent shows with some cussing and death scenes, why did they let them watch it?" Sam groaned "Just pick a show already! I knew I should've stopped you." Maverick rolled his eyes "You know I don't see what the big deal was?" "You hotwired a limo and crashed it into the wall of the school! While the assembly was showing a video that crime doesn't pay!" "It wasn't my fault! The limo driver had his wife with him; who was pregnant. Wanted me to take them to the hospital, which I did for him and hurried back as fast as I could; an elderly couple walking against the light, I was gonna run them over." "And you lost control trying to dodge them." Alice asks. "Of course I was. If it was Assface or Barbra, I'd showed no mercy and no regret." Sam and Alice face smacked themselves since that is the truth. "Mega-Evolution." *Click* I heard something that interested me that wasn't about videogames involving destruction. "Wait… WHAT?" *Click* "We have made a discovered in the Kalos Region; The mysterious Mega-Evolution and another mysterious type; Fairy Type." "Fairy Type?" said Sam and Alice. "Mega-Evolution?" said Maverick. "We will explain Fairy Type; Fairy Type is a new discovery Pokémon type that has balanced the Pokémon types we all knew. Fairy Type Pokémon contains a powerful advantage against Dark, Fighting and Dragon Type Pokémon but is weak against Poison and Steel Type moves." "WHAT?!" This discovery had managed to frighten Maverick himself. "We are now showing a list of Pokémon that have this type and change your knowledge of Pokémon." The TV started to show pictures of Pokémon that are now Fairy Types, Alice and Sam were amazed by it and learned that her mother, Sally and herself are Fairy Types but Maverick wasn't ("Great… a new weakness for me and Dragoon for avoid. Now Sam has a new role for me; as my shield and my sword and I have to teach a new move for Dragoon, a Steel or Poison type move.")
"Now we shall explain about Mega-Evolution. Mega-Evolution is a new Evolution that can transform a Pokémon to their Mega form." They'd show a list of name of names in huge bold letters. "I can Mega-Evolved!" Screamed Sam. "Excuse me but I got a battle with Dragoon." He left the living room and headed to the back right Alice. "He's gonna die." Alice was confused "Can he really Mega-Evolve?" We then heard Sam screaming in pain and horror with roaring and rising flames. "AAAAAAAHHHHHH! MAVERICK! HELP ME!" "And he's now a Garchomp life-size chew toy." Alice started to worry. "Maverick! He's really is danger, do something!" I put some thought to it and nodded. "I know what to do." I increase the volume on the TV "There. That will drown out the screaming." Alice started to pout at my selfish laziness. The list contained to down until Maverick started to smile "So… Dragoon and I can Mega-Evolve and you can too." Alice just closed her eyes and worried on what kind of destruction or crimes Dragoon and I will create. "These Pokémon can only Mega-Evolution when holding their personal Mega Stone." "Uggghhhh…" They turned around to see Sam covered in burn marks and bite marks. "I am going to take a nap. *Groan*" He fell to the ground causing a small shake in front of Maverick. "O.K. takes a good rest bro." He place his feet on Sam's head/back. "Thanks bro." They continued to watch the TV "When Pokémon Mega-Evolve, not only they appearance change but their states and type have changed. We will show an image of a Mega Gardevoir and a Mega Gallade." When the show the image of what their Mega-forms looked like, their hearts were filled with wonder. "It's… it's… beautiful." said Alice. "No words can reflect what I am seeing." awwed Maverick. They both imagine each other in their Mega-forms; Alice imagines Mega Maverick giving Sally a piggyback ride through a field of flowers and helping a couple of elderly Pokémon and apologizing to everyone he was rude to. Maverick imagined Mega Alice standing on a pile of defeated foes and corpses while blasting everything in her sight, with a huge fire rising behind her and a lake of blood. They both sighed in relief "I hope we can find stones like that." Wooed Alice. "I hoped so too." Maverick then changed the channel. A sudden appearance in Maverick's room; inside is a safe where no one knows (Don't even ask or he'll find you and jab your eyes out) inside it, had many gems worth a ton of cash and evolution stones. 5 round stones shine a bright as the sun; 3 of the stones were a different color while two looked the same but all had The Mega Evolution Symbol.
Overlord E: There you go. I hope you love it.
Dark 64: Please forgive us for the long hiatus.
Overlord E: Also if you wish to know what were the shows that Maverick Channel surfing on his TV, we'll tell you.
Dark 64: We used only their theme songs and here were 8 shows; 4 cartoons and 4 anime. We tell you half and half of the shows
Overlord E: 2 cartoons and 2 anime from me and two and two from Dark 64.
Dark 64: OK I'll start; Super Duper Sumos, Pokémon Black and White, Sgt. Frog and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987).
Overlord E: Secret Squirrel, Flint the Time Detective, Adventure Time and Parappa the Rapper anime series.
Dark 64: Also tried to guess the Mega stones but if you know the stones, be proud of your knowledge.
Overlord E: Also Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year.