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Italics represent Rouge's thoughts.

I follow behind Noire, looking up at the sky.

"It's been a while since we were last in Planeptune, huh?" She looks back at me as we walk.

"Y-Yeah. These five months went by fast..." I grin.

We continue walking through the streets of Planeptune until we arrive at the Basilicom.
As Noire opens the door, I wait behind her.

"I miss the days where we didn't have to be so on edge, y'know?" I look at her.

She gives a faint smile, "It was nice to not have so much to worry about. Histoire said that we should be fine for now so we should enjoy ourselves."

I try to lighten the mood, "So if I never saw you, you would come here alone? Damn Noire, you are lonely."

"Shut up, Rouge..." We both step in.

"Neptune, I've come to visit. I also brought... Rouge..." We look around and the whole room is empty.

Neptune is not in sight.
Neither is Nepgear or Histoire.

"They must've went out." I scratch my chin.

"I guess we can wait here a bit." Noire says.

"Hey. If we're alone... let's bang..." I wink.

"R-Rouge!" She blushes.

"K-Kidding... let's wait the Noire way... what do we do?" I look at her.

She sits down on the floor and leans on a giant beanbag, "Aah. We can just relax."
I sit next to her and we just wait around.

"Maybe you shouldn't be kickin' back. I expected you to do something productive. Just like Neptune, I guess."

"Ah! N-No! I'm nothing like Neptune! I'm j-j-just taking a break. Yeah... that's all." She smiles nervously.

"Jeez... sorry..." I look up at the ceiling.

"..."

"The Noire way is boring, yo." I sigh.

"So... bored..." She sighs as well.

I scoot closer to Noire.

"What do you think everyone else is doing?" I look at her.

"Eh? They're probably visiting some other nation."

"..."

"AH! What if they're visiting my nation?!" She shrieks.

"Calm down, Noire. I'm sure they aren't there." I laugh.

"...Y-Yeah! You're right. If that were the case then Histoire would be here..."

I scoot even closer to Noire.

"They won't be back anytime soon. M-Maybe we can enjoy ourselves in the meantime...?" I lean in close to Noire.

"...O-OK..."

I place my hand on her cheek.
We both blush and I lean in to kiss her.

"W-What if Neptune's here and she's just doing her work?" Noire says frantically.

We both look at each other and giggle, "Nah. Not in a million years."

I wrap my arms around Noire's waist and she gazes into my eyes.
I inch in closer so I can steal a kiss from the CPU of Lastation.

"Rouge... take me..."

"WHAT THE HECK!? I'M TOTALLY DOING MY WORK!" Neptune yells.

"Ah!" Noire and I push each other from the scare.

I look around the room again, "N-Neptune? Wh-Where are you?"

I hear her say, "Up here, you two!"

Noire and I both look up, "WH-!"

It was then, we realize that we aren't leaning on a giant beanbag...
... but on a giant chubby Neptune.
Or is fat a better word?

"Whoa! Neptune I was joking when I said 'I like my girls how I like my pizzas'!" I look up in awe.

"How did that joke go, Rouge?" Noire looks at me.

"I like my girls how I like my pizza... round." I snicker.

"Clever but not funny..." Noire snickers.

"See, I knew you would laugh." I punch Noire's arm.

"Sh-Shut up... N-Neptune! How did you become such a heifer?!" Noire calls.

"Noire! I assure you, my sister is not a heifer!" I hear a voice yell.

"That voice..." Noire looks at Neptune.

"Nepgear?! Where are you?!" I look around.

I see Nepgear's arm poke out of Neptune's side, "She's just a little heavier than most girls!"

Noire and I look at each other, "Nepgear, you're in Neptune's fat?!"

"L-Look! No matter how you perceive it, she's clearly put on more than a few pounds!" Noire shouts back.

"By the way, you two..." Neptune looks at us.

"You two were seriously gonna do the deed in my Basilicom? That's not normal."

"Shut up! When you look like that, 'beyond normal' shouldn't leave that tongue!" I growl.

A drop of sweat falls from Noire's face, "S-So... how did you get so big, Neptune?"

"W-Well... I was completing my quest. Mind you, I was being 100% serious! Man, you should have seen it, Noire, Rouge. I was kickin' butt all serious and-"

"We don't care! Just get on with the story!" Noire and I shout.

Neptune grunts, "...Then I realized that I forgot to pack some lunch for the journey. I walked, sobbing and yearning for food. Then I saw this pretty rad mushroom. It was fat too!"

"Enough. I already know that you ate the mushroom." Noire says.

"Noire, don't butt in! I wanna finish this story." Neptune hisses.

"Well, you obviously ate it, right?" I look at the (fat) Neptune.

"First, to be on the safe side, I tried smelling it..."

"Uh huh... then you ate it..." I sigh.

"Nuh uh. I smelled it thoroughly!"

"And then you ate it, right?!" Noire groans.

"..."

Noire and I look at each other again.

"Nep?" I look at her and wave my hand.

"I ate it whole!" She yells.

"Ah!" Noire and I jump.

"But I spat it out." She giggles.

"Why did you spit it out, you fool?" I look at her with an annoyed look on my face.

"Then I ate it and I became fat..." She sobs.

"We could tell, Neptune..." Noire facepalms.

"What Neptune ate was a toxic mushroom called 'Just get fat'." I hear Histoire's voice.

"Histoire! We can't even see you!" Noire shouts.

I point to a crater in Neptune's fat, "She's in there, Noire."

"If this continues, our shares will plummet and even more, Nepgear and I will die from the lack of oxygen."

"No! Don't say such a thing! You want us to find the cure, right?! We'll do it!" I shout nobly.

"W-Wait, Rouge! I didn't ag-"

"Noire... you and Rouge are the only ones I can depend on... what did I do to deserve this? I was so good... so good..." Neptune moans.

I put my hands on my hips, "See, Noire? Neptune's being super duper serious and it is our job as her friends to help her out."

Noire jumps, "F-Friends?"

I grab her and put her on my shoulder, "There's no time for your tsundere antics. Histoire, what do we have to do?"

"There's the 'Just get fat' mushroom's polar opposite called 'Just shrink'... please... bring one... back... here..." Her speech gets slower and slower.

I squeak in fear, "No! Histoire and Nepgear are dying! Wait here, Neptune. This won't take long. OK! Let's go, Noire!"

"W-Wait! Put me down first!"

I dash out the door with Noire on my shoulder.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Rouge, behind you!" Noire points.

I still haven't put her down since we left, so I turn around to see where she pointed.

"S-Sweet. That was like finding gum on the sidewalk." I pick up the mushroom.

I look at Noire's backside, "One should be enough, right?"

She blushes, "Look at my face when you're talking to me!"

"We have to hurry, Noire. Our friends could be dead!" My eyes burn with determination.

"F-Friends?"

"We don't have time!" I sprint back to the Basilicom.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Noire and I look at each other.

"SHE... SHE EVOLVED!" Noire looks in shock.

"WHOA! SHE'S HUGE!" I look in awe.

Noire and I stand there, dumbfounded.

"What the hell is that thing?!" I hear White Heart call from above.

Green Heart lands behind us, "Is that thing Neptune?"

I look at White and Green Heart, "What are you two doing here?"

Green Heart looks at Neptune, "I saw a report that a monster appeared in Planeptune. This... was unexpected however..."

CRACK!

"Unexpected or Expected, we have to stop her from falling!" White Heart flies over to Neptune.

She places both her hands out and catches her.

"Ugh! Dammit, Neptune! You're so fuckin' heavy!" White Heart grunts.

"Blanc!" Noire looks at her.

"If you know how it happened... you can fix it, right?!"

"Y-Yeah! She just needs to eat this and she'll go back to normal!" Noire raises the mushroom.

"Why a mushroom of all things?" Green and White Heart look at us, visibly puzzled.

Green Heart smiles, "Well... method aside, let's not prolong this."

I nod and Noire hands me the mushroom.

"Neptune! Open wide for Rouge!" Noire shouts.

"Easy, Noire. I'm not ready to cum yet." I giggle.

Noire bonks me on the head, "Shut up!"

"..."

"Why isn't she opening her mouth?" Green Heart looks at us.

We both look at Noire, "Eh?! W-Why me?"

We look at each other and then back at Noire, "We know you know what's going on."

"W-Well... Neptune's become so fat that her muscle can't support her jaw... not that I knew that already or anything."

I groan, "Stop being so tsundere!"

Green Heart flies to Neptune's mouth, "If she can't open it herself, then I'll open it..."

"...By force!" Green Heart lifts herself up and Neptune's mouth widens.

Green Heart grunts, "Noire... hurry...!"

I look at Noire, "Rock, papper, scissors for who throws it in her mouth?"

Noire sighs and takes the mushroom out of my hand.

"I'll end this in one shot!" She transforms and tosses the mushroom.

I watch in astonishment as the mushroom flies from Black Heart's hand to Neptune's mouth.

Black Heart flips her hair, "That was easy."

POOF!

Neptune reverts back into her small self.
I wipe my brow in relief.

Later...

"Yum! That was delicious!" Neptune cheers.

Noire sighs from exhaustion, "We successfully got Neptune to shrink before Nepgear or Histoire could croak."

I smile at Vert, Blanc and Noire, "Good work, team! By the way..."

I dig in the pocket of my dress and pull out a funny looking mushroom.

"Rouge, what is that?" Vert looks at me.

I take a bite of the mushroom.

PON!

"R-Rouge! Your chest!"

"My... they've grown...!"

I laugh, "Boobyshrooms! Hey! Can we start harvesting these, Noire?!"

She crosses her arms, "Hmph! Absolutely not. Come on, Rouge. We're going to return your breasts to their normal size."

I sob silently as Noire and I walk to Lastation to get a cure for my Booby mushroom.

"So Noire, how was it making friends?" I giggle.

"I-It was nice..."

She stops walking and I do the same.
She turns around and faces me.

She blushes, "...but I think having you as a girlfriend is much more... f-fun..."

I blush at the sight of Noire acting all cute.
Noire sticks out her tongue and she starts walking faster.

I pick up and I chase after her, "What kind of signal was that?! Wait! Noire! If you want, we can start a relationship!"

"You're too slow, Rouge!" She laughs.

Noire laughing, huh? I have to say, it's good to see that she's not 100% strict...

"You better start running, Noire!" I laugh and I sprint towards her.

Next time - Rouge, stop doing this to us!

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