Aish, so late! Sorry I've been gone for so long, but I'm here now! And it's spring break, too, so I'll be putting up a lot of new chapter to make up for my absence.

Catwiskers10: Oh yeah, Sora got doubled pwned! XD

Nekotsubasa: Yummy indeed- I'm a sucker for dialogue. Which is why this update is another dialogue-only one! XD Fear not, though- next one is full of even more yummy details. Riku makes disgusting and hilarious work together like a charm :D

Boofeh: Hope I didn't take too long to continue. Enjoy more addicting adorkableness!

Tomomi: I told that moron the line! And tsk, tsk- poor Riku is never credited for his lines on Sora. And LOL maybe was blocked on the darn school's servers again because of the pickle line. XDD

Telracs1994: Awww, I'm glad that the update made your day! Sometimes, complete and utter corniness is the best medicine. :D Hope this new update makes you happy, too!

Shibara: I see it as the type of thing that's funny- until it happens to you. XD Hahah, thanks!

PoppetlurvesZexion: LOL . . . Oh dear, I just thought about that. Ecch.

Revolution Remix IX: Yeah, I don't think I'd ever see the light of day after saying that line even though I don't have a pickle. Bahaha. XD;

Naruta13: Indeed it is. So perversely corny that Riku had to be the one to say it. LOL.

BreakBeauty: There you are- I've missed you! :D Glad you enjoyed the new updates! And love the new penname, by the way~.

TouchMyKeyblade: Need to laugh and brighten your day? The Riku/Sora drabble series Pickup Lines is just for you! Haha! I'm glad this series makes you happy! And of course- I don't see the end of this baby anytime soon. :D

I thank ye all for the reviews! They're much appreciated and loved, just like you guys~. *hearts*

Sorry this one is a bit short, but I'm sure the steamy (oh yes) update later today ('cause it's half past midnight now, haha) shall make up for it. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: This series has gotten to my head so much that now I can imagine Sora and Riku having pick-up line battles if I owned Kingdom Hearts. XDDD

"A cat falls into water and the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story?"

"What kind of moral could be learned from that?"

"Just guess, Sora."

"Uh . . . I dunno. What?"

"A wet pussy always makes a happy cock."

". . . Aren't you forgetting that I'm a dude?"

"Mmm. Cock's still very happy."

Lovely bedtime story, don't you guys think? *shot*