CHAPTER 21 .;:;. Well, shit.
The Luxray folllowed the group home surprised at the size of House Evernet. He strolled in after permission was granted by the Allegretto, and he simply sat on the carpet, waiting for further instruction.
"Nebulis, you don't need to stay there. You can call this place home, now."
"(I guess I can)" Sonata rolled his eyes and traveled up the stairs and into his room, prepared to just sit in his chair and play some TF2. Yes. Nebulis followed the -Breed into his sanctuary of darkness.
"(It smells of Luxray in here)" Nebulis said, surprising Sonata.
"Son of a! Nebulis!"
"(What?)"
"You know what, I could get angry at you and tell you to get out, but I won't because we're both Luxray, so whatever."
"(What is it that you do here?)"
"I sit and play vidya games, draw stuff, make musical stuff. All that."
"(Hm.)"
"Don't you 'Hm' me! I do what any irregular teenager would do."
"(You say irregular)"
"I do."
"(Is there any reason for that)"
"For I am irregular, as we all are."
"(Then, by logic, wouldn't that make everyone who is irregular, regular?)"
"Where did you get your philosophy from?"
"(Old Trainer. I guess I can consider YOU my trainer, now?)"
"Actually, you can't. Half-Breeds are forbidden to train Pokemon."
"(For what reason?)"
"You know, I could ask the same thing. I thnk it's because it would be weird for someone who is half Pokemon to capture part of his lineage. It would be like... I dunno."
"(Well, it is no business of mine.)"
"Nein on my end, as well." Sonata kept with playing his games and Nebulis sat there and watched intently. It seemed as if he was interested in the thought of fast moving people carrying guns and shooting equally cartoony characters for no more purpose than the fun of it. It didn't look like it hurt, but it looked like a bunch of fun, nonetheless. For some reason, when Sonata had stopped playing, he decided to pull up one of his favorite songs of his childhood. It was the same rap that those street musicians were playing when Sonata met Nebulis. He decided to start singing along for some reason.
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey, Venosaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pigdey, Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly, Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree!
Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck, Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebell, Moltres, Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff, Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff!
Zubat, Primape, Meowth, Onix, Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax, Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow, Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, SLOW-BRO!
Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea, Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell, Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew, Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu!
At least A Hundred and fifty, or more to see, to be a Pokemon Master is ma, Desti- NEE~~!
Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke, Kanghaskan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon, Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee, Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie!
Metapod, Marawak, Kakuna, Clefairy, Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby, Likitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran, Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan!
Articuno, Juynx, Nidorina, Beedrill, Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey,
POKEMON!
Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong, Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon!
At least One Hundred and Fifty, Or more to see, To be a Pokemon Master is mah, DESTINEE~~!
Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing, Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, MAGIKARP, Ninetales, Ekans, OH-MAH-STAR! Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, MAGMAR!
Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine, Eevee, Exeggcutor, Kabutops, Zapdos, Dratini, Growlithe, Mr Mime, Cubone, Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom.
Charmeleon! WAR-TOR-TUL! Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl! Omanyte, Slow-poke, Pidgeot, Arbok.
That's all, folks!
Nebulis simply stared at Sonata for being able to recite the entirety of that song.
"(And those four girls are interested in you how, exactly?)"
"You got me there. I'm nobody special." Sonata stretched his arms and got up, relieving his legs from his usual sitting position. Sitting with arms outstretched to the keyboard/tablet combo and legs hugged against his chestt really put a number on him. He was used to it, but it still hurt sometimes. There is nothing wrong with that. Sonata decided to head downstairs to see the happenings of the rest of the house. The time was five in the evening. The entirety of the residents, including Ninian, were glued to the TV, watching Nymphia be her gamer self playing some Hyrule Warriors. And kicking major ass doing it. She was playing as Lana, who basically wrecked armies and looked cute doing it. Much like Nymphia, herself. Sonata took it upon himself to make dinner, and he had a perfect idea. And it only needed a single word to make you, the readers either water at the mouth or say "Euugh!"
Spam.
Specifically made into a fried rice. It was completely delicious. The first thing to do is to make a lot of white rice, which the house was stocked with. Putting that to a boil to cook, Sonata went to work with the meat and vegetables. Peas were a must, so some frozen would do. Onions, yes, of the green flavor. Garlic was needed, and some salt. Oh, and a good amount of pepper! A couple cloves of garlic was all that was needed! Sonata took to looking for some of the canned meat, and fortunately enough, there were two. Yes. He sliced the meat thin, and made odd shaped strips. Laying them all out in a single layer, he fried them with lightning, making the deliciousness of the canned foodstuffs even BETTER. Chopped green onions and perfectly smooshed garlic went into a bowl, and tossed a bit. The spam made it's way in there, and it made a mess inside the bowl. All that was left was to add another protein. Eggs. It gave the rice it's signature color, along with garlic powder, but who needs that when there is ACTUAL garlic? Sonata took 7 eggs and had them cracked into a bowl. And he beat the hell out of them with a chopstick. A great way to scramble these eggs is to keep beating them with one hand, (I know what you are thinking, you perverts. Stop thinking about beating those idiots at your school who look like eggs, ya sickos. Start thinking about beating your mea-)
"SHUT THE HELL UP PARENTHESES!" Sonata shouted.
"Dude, we all know that the parentheses are right about what you do at night!" Allegretto replied for no good reason. Sonata took one of the butter knives he had pulled from a random drawer and tossed it at Allegretto's head, hitting him with the butt-end.
"Fucking Pervert!" Sonata shouted, resuming his cooking action. Along with beating the eggs with a chopstick in one hand, he made a small coating of lightning on his left index finger and inched it closer to the egg mixture. It cooked the eggs rapidly, and the stirring scrambled them. Soon enough, he had scrambled eggs perfect for putting in fried rice. Sonata retrieved a wok and placed it onto the stove, putting a decent amount of oil into it and swirling it. The rice was finally done, so Sonata used a rice spoon to loosen it and prepare for an immediate dumping into the pan. Putting the wok onto high heat and waiting for a good minute or two, he deemed it ready for frying. With a 'Se! No!' Sonata heaved the rice pot over the wok and dumped the perfect white rice into the oil, immediately starting to cook it a second time. Still using the rice cooker, Sonata started to stir, coating the grain with oil and frying it. When it was finally all nice and oily, Sonata dumped the meaty mixture into the pan, making the frying rice start to look like it's finished product. Adding the eggs soaked up the oil right quick and gave everything a good crisp. With no oil left in the pan, and a final heave of a stirring, Sonata was finished with the fried rice dish. He retrieved spoons and bowls for everyone and started to scoop helpings into them.
"Dinner's Rea-" He was cut off when he saw that a line had formed for food.
"Feeeeeed Uuuuus." Ashlii said, as if she were some sort of living dead creature. Sonata gave her a bowl and she immediately walked off. Sonata was serving Allegretto, the third person in line, when Ashlii suddenly screamed out.
"OH MY FUCK! THIS IS SO GOOD! HOW CAN YOU GET ANY BETTER?" She screamed out.
"You know, if there was no context, you'd think she'd be having an orgasm, or something." And for once, Allegretto wasn't hit with some random object for his statement. For everyone agreed with him, even Ashlii herself. With everyone fed, Ninian and Nebulis had come in to get something for themselves. Sonata placed a couple of bowls of the fried rice for them onto the floor, which they ate heartily. Especially Ninian, who seemed to be simply ravishing herself on the foodstuffs. Nebulis, however, was eating like a gentleman would. Not a single grain escaped his lips, and he ate a little slower. Sonata stood in the kitchen to enjoy his meal, of which he did. Ashlii came in for more, as it seemed, and Sonata scooped her another two into her bowl filled with grease and a few grains. She dug the spoon back into her mouth and simply melted.
"Oh my fucking god, just like that!" She squeed.
"Girl, you must have some sensitive taste buds."
"I wonder why your cum tasted good, then?"
"Because fuck I dunno."
"We always can?"
"Not today, girl."
"Damn."
"Eat your food." And the two happily ate at their rice dish. At least everyone asked for another serving, and Sonata was happy to oblige. At the end of the meal, everyone was full, and there was yet STILL leftovers. Sonata had put it into a couple gallon sized bags and literally threw them into the fridge.
Retiring to his room, Sonata eased himself into his chair. He decided that tonight seemed like a good night for a good ling bath, and so he did. He grabbed some spare sweatpants and walked into the changing, removing his clothing and throwing them into his laundry basket. Stepping in, he immediately dumped some water onto his face and let the warmth glide over his skin. Reaching toward the shampoo dispenser, he realized it was empty. He hated having to get up to grab the refill, but he needed to wash his hair today. Standing up, he heard the door slide open, a pink haired beauty stepping in.
"Sonata?"
"Nymphia!?" And it was like an anime happening in real life. And it is hilarious.
"Nymphia! What are you doing in here?"
"Well, it's my turn to sleep with you, so I thought..." No, she didn't say sleep as in having sex, she meant sleep as in sleeping next to Sonata for the night. The girls decided, without Sonata's permission, to have one of the girls sleep next to him every night. It was Nymphia's turn this night, apparently.
"Well, you could have asked if someone was in here!"
"I knew it was you, Sonata. That's why... That's why I'm here."
"Nymphia, I love you, I truly do, but isn't it a little soon for you to be coming in with me... naked?
"Why not? You've already seen Ashlii practically naked!"
"Well, she kind of..."
"She what?"
"She started grinding on me and things got a little... heated."
"How so?"
How can she not get the gist? It's like she's so innocent on these kinds of- She is...
"Nymphia, I'd tell you, but your not ready."
"Yes I am! I'm just as sexy as Ashlii and Eifia!"
"You are attractive, but in your own right."
"What do you mean?"
"Well... You're small, so everyone thinks you're cute. You're girly in a way that makes people want to protect you. You have a small little voice that gets loud when you're passionate, so that's adorable, too. If I had to describe your personality in one word, I'd say: Cute. That's what I believe." Nymphia had a blush deepening across her face. She looked down and stared at her bare feet.
"You mean... I don't have to act all sexy for you?"
"Nymphia, you just need to be yourself. That's all I need." Sonata stepped over and wrapped her in a hug, putting the fact that they were naked away in the back of his mind.
"I... I think I know why I love you, Sonata."
"Hm?"
"You're the nicest guy I have ever met. You always know what to say, and you mean it. Every word. You're not bad to look at, either."
"Well, you're easy on the eyes, too, girl."
"Thank you, Sonata-chan."
"Chan?"
"My Sonata-chan! And Ninian can be little Nini-chan!"
"Whatever you say, Nymphia. She does seem to like you guys a lot."
"Of course."
"Well, as long as you're here, let's get washed up."
Sonata and Nymphia lay in his bed now. Nymphia in the shirt Sonata planned on wearing, and Sonata in his sweats. Just his sweats. Nymphia was curled up against him, and Sonata had an arm wrapped around her shoulder. The two were asleep, and a pair of eyes was looking in on them at this moment. The eyes belonged to Allegretto, arms crossed and simply looking at the sight of his daughter and her newfound boyfriend which she shared with her sister and two close friends.
"Those two love each other, truly, babe." Nonoha said, walking up next to Allegretto.
"Hon... I'm sorry. She's just... she's my little girl, alright?"
"You have three, you know. At least you weren't come to for advice on boys."
"Yeah. I remember."
"They'll be alright."
"I'm sure they will. I just... I just didn't expect for Nymphia and Eifia to fall for Sonata, of all guys."
"Allegretto, let me be honest with you, If we weren't so madly in love, I'd commit statutory with Sonata."
"You don't say madly loosely, my dear?"
"No. I never say an empty word to you, Retto. You are my one true love in this world."
"That's great to hear. No joke."
"I know. It's the truth."
"You're my forever and always Eevee Princess, you know that?"
"Yeah."
"Way to ruin the mood"
"It's what I do best."
"Yes it is."
"I... I think everything will be okay with Sonata around. Have you seen Ashlii? She's started to glow ever since he came. Eifia? She's been absolutely radiant. Nymphia? Well, look at her. I can't say much about Kotoha, but I can guess she's much happier now."
"Yeah. I just want to keep my little girls forever, hon. I know it can't happen, don't get me wrong, but."
"It's alright, Retto. I wanted to keep my little Touya with me forever, but he has Haru, now. I can't do much."
"They grew up so fast."
"They did." The two were starting to tear up.
"I love them, Nonoha."
"I love them too, Allegretto. They're our only children."
"Soon enough... They'll be graduating Half-Breed Academy. And they'll leave."
"I know. It pains me to say it, but I know. L-Let's go to bed, babe."
"Yeah."
HOLY FECKING SHET THIS TOOK A LONG TIME, DIDN'T IT? My apologies, doods. My favorite game of all time has been EATING it. If you want to know what that game is, it's Valkyria Chronicles 2. Holey. Shit. That game is good. THE CHARACTERS, THE VOICE ACTING THE ART DIRECTION, THE LOLI! What? Seriously! Main character, Avan, became my favorite character after one scene where he shoots himself. The rest of the game is just making him better. Even if he is a slacker and has an appetite that puts a Munchlax to shame. Just Munchlax, though, not Snorlax. And the loli part? Oh, she's FUCKING AMAZING. 13 years old, blue hair, red eyes, a cute little voice, and a god-like human... What? She is considered among a race called the Valkyria. Oh, and the Darcsens are just cool. Especially Zeri. Zeri is a badass.
Anyway. I'm not afraid of Critics United. I never will be. They don't scare me. Just copypasta-ing messages to make me think I'm doing something WRONG. You know, I actually had FULL-ON SEX in this chapter, but I replaced it with Sonata telling Nymphia why he likes her. Yay. I won't upload unless I'M proud of it. So if you guys don't like what I do, I'll be honest, piss off. This may sound selfish, but I'm writing this story for ME. Though, I do love the feedback. Seriously. I DO appreciate every single one of you that reads this story, but I write for my own personal enjoyment... and about 5% because I get paid to do it.
Another reason for my lack of uploading is because I'm grounded for grades. No computer to write with... So my mom let me take hers to school, where all of my important shit is, transfer it to my powerdrive, and upload it AT school... using a school computer. Yay. You know, the internet here is pretty damn good. And my girlfriend is awesome, too. Yes, I got a new girlfriend. She makes me smile, I make her smile, and we like each other. Took her five days to answer me, though. Said she had to think things over. And now her Onii-chan is becoming the protective older brother type guy. Yay.
?: Sonata!
Tsu: Hm? Oh, Noyomi.
Noyomi: Whatcha doin?
Tsu: Outro.
Noyomi: Oh. Bye bye, audience!
Tsu: You guys are now my Electric Angels!
Noyomi: Eh?
Tsu: Well, Link has his Lunar Knights, his fans. So now, MY fans are the Electric Angels. And Link, you are now my Seraphim Tactician! Since I am your Warmaster which I equate to Tactician, yay.
Noyomi: If you like what Sonata wrote, Follow Favorite, and review!
Tsu: As always, Keep Sparki.
-Sonata Haruka Tsuzihri VII