Another entry for the Twilight Twenty-Five one-shot and drabble (100 word) challenge. For more information go to: http:// community. livejournal. com/ thetwilight25/ (without the spaces)
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The Twilight Twenty-Five
Prompt #24: Wood
Pen name: Juliejuliejulie
Pairing: Jacob (p. 708 of Breaking Dawn)
Rating: T
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Under different circumstances, I would've been amused when freaky bloodsucker #45 pulled out that contraption and turned bloodsucker #12 into a shish kabob. Today it just pissed me off.
I snorted, my nose irritated from the cloying stink. Not that I minded one less vampire, but she reeked like logs soaked in liquid sugar and blasted with a flamethrower.
My eyes darted between Bella and Edward before refocusing on that albino bastard who touched my Nessie. Wait till he sees what this "guard dog" can do to some Italian leech throats.
With nerves crackling, I crouched lower, ready to leap.