Hello people of the Fanfiction universe that explore the archive of A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Well that was a strange introduction.

I have Smile by Avril Lavigne stuck in my head and it keeps morphing into that Friends for Change song. :P Its just weird.

Well. I say we get to the reviews! And, by the way, this story now has 187 reviews! WOW! I did not expect that many for this story! But then again this story was supposed to be three chapters...I think things went a bit out of hand...

Reviewe Responses!:

Wolf spirit of the northlands- Yeah, its taking in high school...someplace in high school, I just had to make it in 6th grade because of all that time running from Count Olaf. But it does seem a bit weird how she still hates Isadora after all that time...I think I'll just give Kelsey some anger issues..:)

PrettyBandgirl XD- Thanks! Question 1: You have a very good point...I don't think that chapter was well thought through...well I'll try to make Bonnie less willing to forgive her and get things evened out. Question 2: James Diamond is a guy from the band Big Time Rush. His last name isn't really Diamond, just in the show...He's really pretty! :D

qrox- Thanks! You like her? Thats cool. :) I was a bit shocked because I was expecting everyone to be like '?' I love that show to! In the episodes I watched recently, Eric was away in Africa I think it was and I was like 'I miss Eric!' :)

Callisto- O.o Your welcome kingdom! And here's another chapter! :D (I'll be visiting soon) :)

bluelotus22- Thank you! If I'm going to go back and fix it, my sister's going to have to do it because I'm scared I'll mess everything up and the story would accidentally dissapear...stuff like that's happened before..O.o Your story about being dramatic with Klaus and Isadora's fight chapter made me laugh. :D And don't worry, I am definetly NOT going to delete it unless its by some mistake of my poor lack of computer technique. :)

Maria- Thanks! I don't know about publishing, but I'm glad you like it that much! :)

Phish Tacko- Doesn't he? :)

Choco Chipmunk- Thank you! This might sound strange, but, lately, I've been getting these ideas from thinking about Harry Potter...my mind is a weird place...On a different note, this chapter might not be amazing, but it is a bit...weird-ish :)

Dancingchocolatesmudge- Thank you! Confusing? Sorry! If nothing straightens out, just let me know! :)

Salami the Llama- Thank You! Your imaginary friends, huh? Well thank you Salami the Llama's imaginnary friends! :)

The dude with the tattoo- I agree about That 70's Show. I didn't really expect another enemy either (surprising, huh?) but I was a bit desperate for ideas..but thats okay! :)

JeanetteMiller4eva- Throwing a brick? O.o Unfortunately, it will not involve couplets...well doesn't the title have a lot to do with the story? (hence the sarcasm) kidding, of course :)

phash- You're welcome! I'm a 1%? O.O Whoa. It is hard to say wheteher Kelso or Duncan is more stupid, I really couldn't make that hard decision. And thank you! :)

Goodness...thank took 30 minutes...not that I'm complaining of course! Hey, I just realized I put a smiley face at the end of all them! :D

You know what that means? It means you're all special! Yay!

The longness of this story is overwhelming...we should get back to the story now...

Couplets:

Chapter 21:

"The Talent Show!" Carmelita exclaims.

"The Talent Show?" I ask.

"Yes! Its the perfect set up for your little...apologizing plan."

"Carmelita, I'm not competing in the Talent Show," I say flatly.

"I didn't say you had to compete," she says, "All you have to do is wait till its over and...Do you hear sirens?"

We're silent for a moment and the sound of sirens gets louder and louder until it sounds like its in front of the school!

We run out of the room and, in about a minute, we're standing in front of the dormitory building. The rain has stopped and everyone was watching the firemen try to putout the fire that was eating up the west side of the school.

"Not again!" I turn to see Violet yelling. "Seriuosly! What is up with people and fires? Can't we just sit down and have a nice little talk instead of setting things ablaze?"

Next to her, my brothers were doing the complete opposite. They were dancing in a circle singing, "No school! No school! Na, na, na, na, na, na!"

A few yards away, the policemen were arresting a girl I recognized as Jade.

"Duncan, the police are arresting your girlfriend!"

"I know."

"Aren't you going to do something?" I ask.

"She's not my girlfriend anymore. I dumped her yesterday. She had no respect for me whatsoever!" he complained. "Plus she wanted me to help her set Nero's office on fire."

"First off," Quigley starts, "saying she had no respect for you is an understatement. She was an airheaded chipmunk and she treated you like the last acorn on earth! Second off, everyone who is smart knows that you don't date someone who is similar to you. Why do you think Ron and Hermione are so perfect for each other?"

Duncan is silent. Then he yells, "Did you just call me a chipmunk?"

"Guys!" Violet scolded, picking up Sunny, "Don't fight in front of the baby!"

"Violet, I'm not a baby anymore!" Sunny groans.

Desperate to change the subject to something normal, I turn to Carmelita and ask, "So you were saying about the Talent Show?"

"I was saying," Carmelita starts, leading me back into the dormitory building, "that you would wait till after its over, then steal the micro phone and voila!"

"Why the Talent Show? Can't you help me sneak into Nero's office so I can use the intercom?"

"Are you hearing yourself? Nero's office was just on fire! The Talent Show is your only option. Plus there's a dance at the end which will prevent any awkwardness afterwards. Aren't I a genious?"

"Brilliant," I say sarcastically.

Don't you think that chapter was a bit strange? Sorry for shortness by the way. I tried to make this one longer, I really did. You can tell by the weirdness. And sorry if if the weird was too weird, I'm not really thinking straight...

Well I hope you liked it in someway and well..review please!

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