Okay so I finally got around to posting this chapter even though I wrote it two weeks ago. And I have no idea how this story will go in the future. I think I might put it on pause in two months because I'll be busy with the next 25 Days of Christmas story. Hehehehe...

I don't own Marvel or its partnerships.

Oh yeah, slight Captain America: Civil War spoiler.

XXI. Crossovers and a Turnip

Bucky was in a town. He didn't remember the name of it so he called it "a town." He was by a fruit stand looking at the plums they had. They looked super juicy! He licked his lips and picked one up with his robotic hand.

SQUISH! The plum burst open in his hand. "Stupid metal hand!" Bucky scowled. He picked another plum with his good hand. This time the plum didn't squish.

The stand tender was getting bored. "First you wanted a banana and squashed them all with that hand of yours, then you wanted an apple and crushed all of those, then you wanted the pears which didn't stand a chance, next you went to the peaches and burst then open and now you're doing the same thing to my plums! I might have to report you for harassing my fruit!"

"But I'm not," Bucky said. "If fruit can't feel us eat it then it can't be harassed."

"That's not the point!" The woman yelled.

"I'll take the plum." Bucky handed the money for the plum to her.

"Fifty," she corrected.

"I'm pretty sure that sign says two." Bucky pointed to the sign, which actually said $1.67.

The woman slapped the table. "God dammit, you Americans! You're giving me $50 because I need to harvest all that fruit again! The least you could do is give me a head start!"

"Do you take debut?" Bucky asked.

"GET OUT!" The woman kicked Bucky across the street.

Bucky rolled his eyes. "Sheesh! You'd think she'd be a little more understanding to us Americans." He stalked off and went home to binge watch Phineas and Ferb.

Suddenly an idea struck him. "I will write a fanfiction!" He shouted. He shut the TV off and signed on to the computer. Now what?

Bucky thought of all the possibilities he could write about. Something to do with Steve and him? Yeah, that sounded good. Maybe he could add some swordspeople in like Deadpool and Sif. Or he should do one about the Avengers!

He was so busy thinking that he didn't realize how late it got until he heard something on the roof. Bucky went out and climbed up the side. It was dark out and he couldn't see very well. He saw two cloaked figures on the roof. 'Someone's trying to break in!' He thought. 'Where's Steve?!' Bucky snuck back inside, shut the lights off and grabbed a gun. He leapt on to the roof and chased the cloaked figures.

Bucky saw them shimmying down the chimney. So he went after them through the window. Immediately he pointed his gun at the figures and shouted "FREEZE!"

The two figures froze. It was too dark for Bucky to make out their faces. Suddenly one whipped around and threw a weapon at him. Bucky grabbed it with his metal arm. "Try that again and you're… HOLY LONGING, RUSTED, SEVENTEEN, DAYBREAK, FURNACE, NINE, BENIGN, HOMECOMING, ONE, FREIGHT CAR IS THIS A BATARANG!?" Bucky flipped on the lights and saw Batman and Robin across the room. "Whaaaat!? No way! This is not happening right now!"

"Actually I'm pretty sure it is," said Robin.

Bucky laughed. He turned on all the lights and heated up a big pot of spaghetti Steve made before he left this morning. "Sit down! Oh boy, do I have some things to talk about with you guys!"

Batman and Robin muttered some things between each other. "We don't have much time. We have to catch the Joker and Harley Quinn. They're running around New York City causing mischief with another unknown villain."

"Well maybe I'll know the other villain. Show me a picture!" Robin did. It was a man about as tall as Bucky. He had a robotic leg and thick black hair that was tied into a ponytail. "Oh! Oh! John Turnip! The Summer Troop! He and I were best buddies when I was the Winter Soldier."

"You're going to have to back up and say that again," said Robin.

Before Bucky could start speaking Steve entered. "Bucky! I'm home-HOLY AMERICA! WHAT ARE THOSE TWO DOING IN OUR HOUSE!?"

"Well they were looking for a former friend of mine because he paired up with some guys from their world. So I invited them to stay for dinner. They haven't said yes or no yet."

Steve face palmed. "Bucky. You are sometimes the dumbest person ever. We can't have DC people in the Marvel universe!"

"But Steeeevvveeee!"

"No!"

"But we could be doing both of our worlds a favor if you let them stay in or work for a bit!" Bucky complained.

"He has a point," said Robin. "Batman and I will get the Joker and Harley and you guys can get the Turnip."

Steve stared at Bucky. "Did you go back to the bar?"

"Nope." Bucky reexplained the whole Summer Troop thing. "Turnip and I were great friends! Too bad he ended up on A.I.M somehow. I think HYDRA sold him to A.I.M but I don't really remember."

"Can we get to the crime fighting part yet?" Asked Robin. "We can give you the details for the Joker and Harley and you can give us details about Turnip."

Bucky shrugged. "We probably don't need to. I mean, Batman is the world's greatest detective."

Steve frowned. "I thought you said you were the world's greatest detective."

"That was until I couldn't solve the mystery of the missing cookie jar."

"Joker, Harley and Turnip are probably doing more damage as we speak. We should get going," said Batman. He and Robin ran out and jumped on their motorcycles. Bucky and Steve got onto Bucky's motorcycle.

They drive through the town. "Why is Captain America riding on the same motorcycle as you?" Asked Robin.

"Captain America needs to renew his license," Steve said. "Why is a fifteen year old driving a motorcycle?"

"For the record, I'm not fifteen. I'm sixteen."

"And underage."

Batman grumbled. "Will you two just shut up? We have a mission."

"What Batman said! Man I love this day!" Bucky laughed.

They arrived at the hideout of the Joker, Harley and Turnip. Batman began giving instructions to everyone. "Flag boy and Robin, you guys wait here. Metal arm and I are going to go ahead and scout the place. We'll call you when we're done. Stay low and quiet."

"DIE CLOWN!" Bucky jumped through a window and tackled the Joker.

Steve sighed. "Scratch that plan. Looks like we're going by ear." He pulled his shield off his back and hopped inside, blocking Harley's large bat just before it hit Bucky.

Was originally going to make Bucky write a fanfic but didn't have any ideas so I added Batman and Robin in. They're probably out of character and Robin is probably older than sixteen.

Anyway, please review and I will try to update more often.