Heyyyy! How's it going? This is one part of a three part epilogue. There is also the topic of stripping and lesbians in this chapter. I sincerely hope this chapter doesn't offend anyone. My two friends BEGGED me to include them in my story, and when I asked them what they wanted to be, they said strippers. Lol, I know, it's weird =P. So, I turned their idea into a prank for Alvin. And don't worry, it isn't dirty or anything. BTW, there aren't going to be any tragedies in this story. Also, this is the three week anniversary of Tornado! Yayyy! So, enjoy the chapter! And please review!
Three weeks later, the Chipmunks' birthday had arrived. They were finally eighteen years old. The morning of, Brittany made an announcement to her sisters.
"Hey girls, I'm not going to school today," she said, as she walked into the kitchen, where her sisters were eating breakfast.
"Why?" Eleanor asked.
"I need to set up for the boys party today,"
"They're having a party?"
"No, I hired two strippers for them. I have to set up the stripper poles,"
"What?" Eleanor and Jeanette cried out. They were shocked.
"Oh, relax. It's just a little joke on Alvin. Simon and Theodore are in on it, and besides, the strippers are lesbians anyway,"
"That doesn't make it any better!" Jeanette exclaimed.
"Let me finish! They're not even gonna strip. They're wearing body suits that say "Lesbian" under their clothes. It's just a little pay back for something Alvin did to me," she smirked.
"What are you going to tell him when you aren't at school today?" Jeanette asked.
"I'll make something up on the spot," she replied, shrugging. "Ooh, this is going to be so good!"
"Are you sure about this? He'll want to get back at you,"
"I'm positive. It's gonna be awesome,"
Jeanette and Eleanor stood up to put their bowls in the sink, and then they picked up their school bags, which were on the floor.
"I'm going to take you to their house. Simon has to give me a spare key so I could get in," she grabbed her car keys, and the girls followed her out of the house. They walked to Brittany's car, with Jeanette getting in the front seat, and Eleanor getting in the back. Brittany got in the drivers side, and slid her sunglasses up her nose. She put the keys in the ignition, and then drove away. After a few minutes, they arrived at the boys' house. She beeped the horn, while her sister got out of the car. The boys came out of the house.
"Happy birthday!" Jeanette and Eleanor called out, as they walked towards them.
"Thank you," chorused three voices simultaneously.
"Why is Brittany still in the car?" Alvin asked.
"No idea. Go ask her," Jeanette replied. Alvin walked toward the car, scratching his head. Brittany rolled down the window, and spoke to Alvin.
"That reminds me, I have to give this to her," Simon said, pulling a key out of his pocket.
"Do you think this is a good idea?" Jeanette asked.
"Brittany has to get revenge somehow," he shrugged. "And I'm surprised she planned something like this. Normally, she would be jealous if he even said the word stri-" Jeanette put her paw over his mouth so he would stop talking.
"You don't want him to hear!" she whispered, but in a loud voice.
"True," he agreed. Alvin walked away from the car, and Simon walked towards it. He quickly threw the key at her, and then she pulled away.
"What did she say?" Eleanor asked.
"She said she doesn't feel good. Personally, I think that she's lying,"
"What if she's pregnant?" Eleanor teased.
"She would tell me that," he replied, brushing it off for a moment. "She would tell me that, right?"
"I don't know. She's been throwing up the past few mornings. Whatever, I guess it's your problem,"
He glanced around at the others. "What are we waiting for? Let's go!"
"Wow, maybe we should record this. For the first time ever, Alvin wants to go to school," Jeanette whispered to Simon, who smiled in return.
"Nah, he just wants to get this day over with,"
Jeanette and Simon got into Simon's car, and Theodore, Eleanor and Alvin got into Theodore's car.
"Are we coming here after school?"
"I guess so," he replied.
"Are we gonna help Brittany set up?"
"If she's not finished," he shrugged.
He pulled away, driving right behind Theodore. They arrived at the school in minutes. Simon parked the car quickly, and they all met at the entrance to the school.
"See you guys later," Alvin said nervously, walking to his first class. There was a half day today, for it was the last day of school before the teachers administration week. Simon and Jeanette only had one class, while the others had four. And their teacher was absent, so as soon as they finished their sub work, they were allowed to leave.
"That was the shortest day of school in my entire life," Jeanette commented, as they walked out of the building. They had barely been there for half an hour.
"I agree. It was pretty much a waste of time to come, though,"
"True, but at least our perfect attendance records will stay intact,"
They walked to Simon's car, and got in. They put their seat belts on, and pulled out of the school parking lot.
"Should I call Brittany, and ask her if she needs anything?"
"That's a good idea. It will save us another trip, because you know she'll send us out to do it,"
Jeanette took out her phone, and quickly dialed Brittany.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Britt. Is there anything you need at the store?"
"No, I have everything we need. For once, I planned in advance,"
"Ok, well we'll be there in a few minutes,"
"Alright, I'll see you then,"
"Bye,"
"Bye,"
Jeanette hung up the phone. "She doesn't need anything,"
"Alright, I guess we'll just go to my house,"
Luckily, they didn't hit any red lights, and were home sooner than expected.
"Jeanette? Simon?" Brittany called out from the living room.
"Yeah, it's us," Jeanette replied, walking into the living room. Brittany had set up two stripper poles, streamers and a "Happy Birthday!" sign.
"How does it look?" she asked, smiling.
"Good," Jeanette replied, looking around the room. Simon had also walked into the room. He nodded in approval.
"Are you finished?" he asked.
"Yeah, I just finished five minutes ago,"
"Ok. Jeanette, do you want to go upstairs to my room?"
"Sure," she replied.
"Birthday sex, birthday sex," Brittany teased, smiling.
"Isn't that something you would do tonight?" Jeanette retorted, also smiling.
"If I were you, I would stay down here. You'll want to be down here when the others get here,"
They both sighed, but reluctantly sat on the couch instead. They sat there for what seemed like hours, when the doorbell rang. The three of them walked to the front door, and Simon opened it.
"Hi, I'm Diana, and this is Lauren. We were hired for the part today," a fire-engine red-head spoke. She was wearing black booty shorts, and a hot pink tank-top. Lauren was a black-haired girl. Her hair was so black, it was almost blue. She was wearing skin-tight jeans, knee-high black boots, and a tight black t-shirt. She looked exactly like Monica, the waitress from the future.
"Do you know anyone named Monica?" she asked. Both Simon and Brittany glanced at her curiously.
"Yeah, she's my younger sister. Why?"
"I've met her before, so I was just curious," Lauren nodded at her response. Simon held the door open wider, and the girls walked inside. Soon after the girls got situated, Alvin, Theodore and Eleanor arrived.
"What is this?" Alvin questioned, once he walked into the living room. He had noticed the strippers, and the stripper poles.
"It's your birthday present," Brittany said, smiling with an evil grin. "Ok boys, sit down." she commanded, and all three boys sat on the couch.
The girls walked into the hallway, and watched while holding back laughter. The strippers did their thing, and Alvin was especially shocked at the bodysuits they were wearing. He was even more surprised that everyone was in on the plan.
"I will get my revenge on you, Brittany Miller!" he angrily laughed. "Don't forget, your birthday is in three days!"
"I'll remember that," she replied. "Come on, it isn't a birthday party without any cake!" She lead them into the kitchen, where a birthday cake was one the table. The boys sat down in front of the cake. The Chipettes sang them "Happy Birthday" and then they all enjoyed the cake.
To be continued...
So how was it? Good? Bad? I hope no one was offended because of this chapter. My friends literally got down on their hands and knees until I agreed to this =P. So, I hope you enjoyed the chapter! And please review! TTFN, gonna go watch Chipwrecked...again. Until tomorrow, Peace, Love and Chipmunks =)