T'Slash: Surprise, surprise I am updating fast. The reason I am updating is that I got my first French Exam tomorrow and I am freaking out about it. Yeah I know I shouldn't freak but I am. I am hoping that, like last year, this will calm me down! Oh and this song was killed by Terry and myself and I got to say this was the hardest song to kill ever!
Disclaimer: I do not own but that didn't stop me from turning my roommates into Spirk shippers!
Drunk Truths
Chapter 21: California Gurls
"Now listen here Jim, I don't care if it was an accident. You are going to do this song or else," Sulu whispered into Jim's ear as he dragged him up onto the stage. Jim looked ready to protest before Sulu grinned evilly. "Protest and I will help Kaly or get my sword."
"I hate you, you know that," Jim hissed, glaring at his helmsmen.
"You'll like me again later. Besides I'm not your type nor are you mine," Sulu said, smirking as he grabbed the microphone and passed the extra to Jim. "Now you might as well do it. You are singing next."
"I really hate you," Jim said as the music started up. The crew and guest all looked over at them both. Jim sighed as he stood straight, his face falling when Sulu passed him a staff with a diamond top.
Greetings loved ones
Let's take a journey
Kaly grinned, picking herself up and grabbing the video camera, zooming it in on Jim's angry face. "Oh this is going to be priceless," she said.
"That it will be," McCoy said, taking pleasure in Jim's obvious discomfort.
I know a ship
Where the floor is really cleaner
Warm, slippery and fun
There must be somethin' in the vodka
Sippin' gin and drugs
Layin' in the observation rooms (undone)
The Admirals
Break their necks
Try'na creep a little sneak peek (At us)
Sulu grinned as he shoved Jim into a chair near the edge of the stage but in full view so that he could see if Jim tried to escape, before looking at the admirals, the ones who try and check in looked away from him. You will never find fault in us, Sulu thought, grinning.
"Oh gods," Uhura laughed, leaning against the table when Sulu mentioned drugs. "That's all Kaly! If there is anything the vodka or drinks it's all her!"
"Kallista is quiet resourceful," Selek said, eyes smiling as he looked up at Jim and Sulu.
You could travel the universe
But nothing comes close
To the Enterprise crew
Once you party with us
You'll be so captured
Oooooh oh oooooh
"That is so true!" Terry said, laughing. Everyone nodded knowing that being on the Enterprise…nothing could compare to the feeling and once you were part of it or partied with them. Nothing could ever come close to how it felt being with the Enterprise crew.
"It is quite logical," Spock said, causing Kaly to laugh even harder due to the fact that he agreed.
"I fine I must agree with Spock," Selek said.
"No doubts about it," Pike said, laughing as he removed the camera from Kaly's laughing form. "Though how the survive with her…I have yet to find out."
"She makes it more fun," Aki answered simply.
Enterprise Crew
We're unforgettable
Miracle workers
Redshirts on bottom
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your hearts
Ooooh oh oooooh
Sulu danced around the stage, getting the crowd into the song.
Enterprise crew
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We are on top
Starfleet represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh
The crew laughed, throwing their hands in the air, the crew laughing as they jumped up and down with their hands in the air.
"Ze tune ez catchy, no?" Chekov asked, raising his head a little, the drug now passed through his system.
"Sulu is doing a good job," Uhura said, nodding her head.
Sex on the ship
We don't mind stars in our quarters
We freak
In the jiffies
Captain James T. Kirk on the comm. (Oh oh)
"We didn't need to hear that you idiot!" McCoy yelled out, covering his years after the first line. Kaly lost it then laughing so hard she fell onto the floor, holding her stomach.
Oh Gods, Jim thought his legs bouncing as the song went on. When the hell will this end?
You could travel the universe
But nothing comes close
To the Enterprise Crew
Once you party with us
You'll be so captured
Oooooh oh oooooh
"He must be telling some truth," Admiral Archer said, a grin on his face as he walked over. "After the first…gathering with the crew of the Enterprise every other gathering just seems boring."
"Yeah that's one thing that the crew of the Enterprise never has to worry about. As long as they got all these people," Pike said, gesturing to the main bridge crew and Kaly, Aki and Terry.
Enterprise Crew
We're unforgettable
Miracle workers
Redshirts on bottom
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll met your hearts
Ooooooh oh oooooh
"That we are!" Scotty yelled out once Sulu mentioned Miracle workers. It was well known thought the Federation that Scotty was the miracle worker of the Enterprise. He could get the crew out of any scrape no matter what.
Enterprise Crew
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We are on top
Starfleet represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh ooooh
"You're up now, Captain," Sulu smirked, pushing Jim onto the stage.
You're going to get it, Sulu, Jim smirked as he took center stage, locking eyes with his bondmate.
Toned green
Fit and ready
Turn it up 'casue it's getting' good
Wild, wild Starfleet
These are the people I love the most
I mean the one
I mean like he's the one
Kiss him
Touch him
….
Spock blushed green as Jim kept going, looking anywhere but up on stage. Some of the crew giggled, loving the love that their commanders shared.
"Shut up pervert! We don't want to hear it!" Aki shouted out, throwing his boot as Jim so he wouldn't be able to finish the last line.
"Thank gods someone has sense!" McCoy yelled out, looking heavenward.
My Vulcan's hot
He's my First
Lived on Vulcan
I'm okay
I love him
I love the heat
Just like I love S.F.
Starfleet Academy
And Federation Space
The Enterprise is everything
Shipmates
Hangin' out
My Vulcan
….
"Shut up Jim we mean it!" Kaly yelled this time though her laughter as her boot hit Jim in the head, making him lose that last line. "And he wasn't your First! I would know! I got that on film!"
"Kaly!" Pike yelled, sighing as the girl laughed evilly. "What are we ever going to do with her?"
"Nothing," Selek said, amusement clear in his eyes.
Redshirts, swimsuits, drinks
No sissies
Just my crew
And the evil one
Sulu my friend
Yeah
You're lookin' good friend
Uh huh
I'm laughing at this
'Cause you representin' the Federation
(Ohhh yeahh)
"I am!" Kaly yelled out, proud that Jim called her the evil one.
"She would be proud," Terry said, smiling.
"Yup," Aki said.
Sulu walked forward when Jim called his name, rolling his eyes at what Jim said. I should have known it wouldn't be safe to take him up here, Sulu thought, hitting Jim in the head.
T'hy'la….Spock thought through the bond, pushing his embarrassment though.
Don't worry Spock. The next song is for you, Jim sent back as he turned and winked at his husband.
Enterprise Crew
We're unforgettable
Miracle workers
Redshirts on bottom
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your hearts
Oooooh oh ooooh
"They are a fun group," Archer said, laughing as Sulu pushed Jim towards the side of the stage once again, taking the stage for himself.
"They never have a boring party that's for sure."
"I don't think the infant knows how to have a boring party or day. Damn man nearly dies every mission," McCoy grumbled, trying to hide his smile.
Enterprise Crew
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We are on top
Starfleet represent
(Starfleet, Starfleet)
Now put your hands up
Ooooh oh oooh
The crew laughed, jumping up and down, Kaly joining the fun now that she had picked herself off the floor. Pike smiled at them, continuing to focus the camera on the stage.
Starfleet, Starfleet
Starfleet cadet's man
I wish they all could be
Starfleet cadets
Starfleet ha ha ha ha ha
I really wish
You all could be
Starfleet cadets
Starfleet cadets
Sulu pushed Jim onto the floor, laughing as he bowed. The crew went wild laughing and clapping a few even had tears running down their face.
"Oh lord, tis was one of the best," Scotty said, wiping his eyes as Sulu descended from the stage, laughing with the crew.
"Indeed," Spock and Selek said together.
"What's Jim got planned?" Uhura asked, looking up to see Jim taking center stage, the staff gone once again.
"Angels and ministers have mercy…he has a song," McCoy groaned, looking upwards once again as Jim opened his mouth.
T'Slash: And I leave you here. It's already almost 12.30am and I got a test tomorrow I need to wake up early to study for. I will hopefully update this soon but in the meantime I hope you all liked this chapter, laughed a little. Please review!