How NOT To Win A Guy's Heart

by Chocolatiee

Bella made a bet with Rosalie Hale that she could get school quarterback Edward Cullen to ask her out to the biggest dance of the year. It's too bad Edward doesn't know that she exists... Yet. All human!

21. How To Write A Sequel

A/N: Hey, everyone still reading this. This is long long LONG overdue. But I'm just posting this chapter for the sequel here, first, so you guys can take a look at what's gonna come up.

I'm considering taking the stranded island thing out, depending on what you guys all say. If you like it, I'll leave it in. If you don't, I'll take it out.

And no, if I do include it I won't make it cheesy and stupid. Sort of like a Gilligan's Island cliché, but not quite, and more modernized.

So anyways, review. (:

How to Have a Good Summer

10. Be with your friends.

9. Be with your boyfriend.

8. Get a tan. Yeah, an actual tan. Not one of those tans that make you look like an orange.

7. Go to the gym to get a good-looking body.

6. Go to the beach in said body.

5. Get into a student learning program.

4. Which takes you to the Bahamas.

3. With friends.

2. And boyfriend.

1. HAVE FUN!

How NOT to Have a Good Summer

10. Work at the same sucky job as Rosalie Hale.

9. Along with some other Cute Guy. Who isn't your boyfriend.

8. Working out in the gym isn't actually as easy as they make it look on TV.

7. Get into a student learning program.

6. Yeah, you're in the Bahamas, but they don't call it a student learning program for nothing.

5. Get stuck with Rosalie Hale entire summer.

4. And, yes, that includes rooming with her. And her blackmailing you. For something you might've sort've done that you shouldn't have.

3. Sneak onto stolen sailboat that Rosalie and Cute Guy and some other people take out to sea. Well, who knew it was stolen?

2. Lose track of time and fall asleep on said sailboat, get stuck in storm, seasick on expensive leather couch and, furthermore, get stranded on a desert island with Rosalie Hale, Cute Guy, and a bunch of other people you've never met.

1. So, let's sum this up, shall we? Spend the summer that's supposed to be the best summer of your life (according to the brochure) working, working out, and trying to get off a deserted island with no reception, therefore making it the worst two months you've ever experienced, by far.