hello everyone no incredibly highly intellectual not made up minecraft fact today instead i am now moving away from minecraft and focusing on the god-blessed creation and sensational gaming platform of the millenium roblox
but thats for another time (thank god) because today ill be focusing on my one and only daughter who doesnt want to leave me alone especially when im taking a shit: yui
yui has been by my side for fuck long and now thinking about it i give fuck all
she is one of those girls you know what i mean
those girls you want to leave in a gorilla enclosure and move to a different country under a different name with 73 plastic surgeries done by korean shoe shop owners
anyway she has been good for the past 6 minutes mainly because we made her watch minecraft lets plays but to give you a perspective on how bad my family is this is an average conversation:
"tell me story" said yui yuily
"no ecksdee" said kirito kiritoly
"WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"pls dont cry urmums already gonna shove an umbrella up my ass for spending all her in game money on rocks"
"k tell me story"
"fuck you"
the end