Everyone was at the beach, swimming in the cool water. Kisame, Kandy Kid, Princess and Vomvom were all playing 'Let's catch some fish'. Itachi and Superkella were playing 'Let's do random stuff with blank expressions'. IIC and Hidan were playing 'FUCK YOU YA FUCKIN' CUNT!'. Dan and Pein were playing 'Let's try and keep order'. At one point, Vomvom mistook Princesses hand for a fish and swam up to him and bit it. Princess screamed and lifted Vomvom out of the water, she was still attached to his hand. Dan immediately broke into a fit of laughter.

"Nice, Vomvom!" He exclaimed.

Everyone was having a chaotic time.

"Hey, who's that on the beach?" IIC asked.

On the shore, two people were waving at them. One was a boy with a white shirt, baggy pants and a gold chain around his neck.

"Oh god, It's butterscotch…" Vomvom muttered as she face palmed.

Everyone moaned in unison.

The other girl on the beach looked quite peaceful. She had a black shirt which said 'DoubleEi' in big green letters and she had some denim shorts on.

"Who's that, un?" Deidara asked.

Everyone was watching the 2 people on the beach. The girl started yelling something.

"What'd she say?" Kandy Kid asked.

"Maybe if you shut up, we'd be able to hear!" Vomvom said angrily as she backhanded him.

"Superkella! IIC!" The girl yelled.

Everyone looked at Superkella and IIC. Superkella smiled awkwardly.

"I don't know who she is..." Superkella stated.

Everyone made their way into shore.

"Yo! Wassup ma playaz?" Butterscotch asked.

Everyone stared at him.

"Digizzle ma rizzle fo shizzle." Princess replied.

"You feelin' me dawg? Don't be playin." Butterscotch said.

"Hell yeah, ma man. I feeling yo vibe brotha."

"You down with da possie?"

"Ma bothas and sistas up in 'ere bro."

"Mean."

TRANSLATION

"Hi."

"Hey, you speak try hard?"

"Yeah, do you?"

"Yeah, I do. I understand you."

"Are these your friends."

"My best friends."

"Mean."

TRANSLATION

Everyone stared at Princess in awe.

"I was in a class full of try hards at ninja school." He said.

Everyone nodded. They then turned their attention to the girl who had waved at them. She smiled at them all.

"Hi, Vomvom!" She said as she waved at Vomvom.

"Who the fuck are you?" She asked.

Superkella punched her in the arm.
"Vomvom! Be nice for once!" She ordered.

"Oh, it's ok. I doubt any of you remember me." The girl said.

"Nah, we don't." IIC said.

"We were in ninja school together. IIC, I helped you kill Kandy Kid and Superkella, I helped you to kill that teacher guy and Vomvom, when you were about 3, I got you into body building which is why your so strong." The girl said.

IIC, Superkella, Vomvom and Kandy Kid all thought.

"YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!" Kandy Kid asked in outrage.

The girl looked shocked that he was still alive, but put it behind her. She nodded.

"Yup." She said.

Kandy Kid threw a hissy fit.

IIC and Superkella both looked really happy to have a long lost friend. They both smiled and hugged her. Everyone then stared at Vomvom. She looked shocked beyond belief.

"…You made me strong…." She said.

The girl nodded. Vomvom stood there for a second before a large smile spread across her face and tears came out of her eyes. She ran up to her and hugged her.

"YOU ARE MY GOD!" She wailed.

They all had an emotional reunion while everyone else just watched.

"You all look like lesbians." Kakuzu pointed out.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at him.

"…You sound like Optimus Prime…" Dan pointed out.

Kakuzu's eyes narrowed.

"My identity has been reviled." He muttered while 'New Divide' played in the background.

Vomvom, IIC and Superkella had stopped their big reunion. IIC and Superkella both walked off with their friend. Vomvom walked over to Butterscotch.

"Sup my homie?" He asked.

Vomvom translated this in her head, then though of a reply.

"Nothin' much, gee. What you doin' in this neck of the woods?" She tried to communicate.

Vomvom actually had no idea what she was saying, she had just seen loads of gangster movies.

"Bro, you know how I roll. I'm down with ma home boys." He replied.

Princess then randomly came into the conversation.

"Vomvom, he said, I'm here coz you are."

Vomvom nodded.

"Can you translate for me?" She asked.

"Sure." Princess said happily.

"Do you want anything…?" Vomvom asked.

Butterscotch turned to Princess.

"Yo, she be askin' what she can hook yo up with." Princess said.

Butterscotch smiled.

"Dawg, what I need is a crib and yo guys place is mean. Can I crash there and be part of yo possie?" He asked.

"He wants to live with us and join our group." Princess said distainfully.

Vomvom snorted.

"Weeeelllll… He does annoy Dannnnn…." Vomvom stretched out he words as she thought.

She nodded at Butterscotch.

"Welcome to the team!" She said.

Butterscotch held out his fist. Vomvom stared at it.

"…what a pathetic punch…" She said.

Princess shook his head.

"Lightly hit his fist with your fist. Lightly." He instructed.

Vomvom did as she was told and lightly tapped his fist with hers. Butterscotch smiled at her and walked off.

Down the beach, IIC and Superkella were both talking to DoubleEi. Eventually, the conversation turned to the French-English-Combo Of Doom.

"So, do you want to be in our totally awesome group lead by a sexy beast?" IIC asked.

DoubleEi paused in thought.

"You mean that really tall, hot, sexy guy with the JB haircut?" She asked.

Superkella and IIC nodded.

"That's the guy. He's called Dan." Superkella said.

"Ok. So do you guys really want me to join your org?" DoubleEi asked hopefully.

Superkella and IIC both nodded. DoubleEi smiled widely.

"Then of course I'll join." She said.

They all jumped in the air and hi 5ed while heroic music played and the sun set. They all freeze framed in the air and ending credits rolled up the screen.