A/N: Hey! I have a real quick announcement to make: TheColorsOfTheRainbow is making a fanfiction just like this one, and it's pretty cool so far! So be sure to check it out!

And HAPPY GET A DIFFERENT NAME DAY! (FEB 13) Today, you may refer to me as whatever you like. I prefer something along the lines of "Cool" and "Awesome". Just a suggestion. :) I don't own anything but the plot!

Peace out,

~silentwolf111 (or whatever you want to call me.)

DEMETER'S POV

"Mother, are you sure this is a good idea?" Persephone asked cautiously.

"Of course!" I said cheerfully.

I was helping her create a FanFiction account, but she was still very reluctant in the decision. But what's not to like? The website is educational, creative, and is filled with stories that ridicule Hades! I will not mention Hadeter. Hadeter is out of the question.

"Trust me, you'll love it. Send me a PM right away!" I said, bouncing out of the room.

I went back to my own palace and whipped open my laptop, anxiously awaiting Persephone's PM. I wonder what she is going to pick for a username! CerealIsGood? Perhaps IHateHades… both are equally perfect! Oh, that must be it!

I clicked on the PM immediately after it came up.

DeathQueen: Hello, mother. This had better be a good idea, since both Hermes and Apollo instantly befriended me. If they try to use me for another one of their scams, I swear, I will make them eat cereal for the rest of their lives.

Well, dear, that's very nice. At least you care about cere- whoa, wait a minute. DeathQueen? DEATHQUEEN?!

DeathQueen. My daughter named her username after him. That depressing thing. HIM. Why on Olympus would she name her account DeathQueen?!

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: That's nice, dear. Now, WHY DID YOU NAME YOUR ACCOUNT DEATHQUEEN?!

DeathQueen: Well, I decided to do what a good wife should and honor my husband. Why did Hera name her account SkyQueen (she just befriended me too)?

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: She likes her husband! YOU DON'T LIKE YOURS!

DeathQueen: Hera likes Zeus? As if. And you don't like my husband.

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: You got that right! I suggest you change your dreadful name right away!

DeathQueen: Mother, my name is fine. Now, yours on the other hand- wow.

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: I'll have you know that my username applies to the whole world. Everyone is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! Especially me!

DeathQueen: 'Cuckoo' is right…

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: Well, at least it's not something as lame as ShadowMaster!

DeathQueen: Shadow who?

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: Oh, you'll see soon. Well, hopefully not…

I stopped PMing her and decided to go browse instead. I clicked on the "Books" category and noticed something I hadn't before. Hunger Games. What could that possibly be? Well, from the looks of it, probably something involving food. Maybe cereal!

I instantly clicked on the "Hunger Games" button and found myself curiously reading through every summary. Well, that's peculiar. These stories involve food, but the main character is named after a type of plant? They should have named her "Froot Loops" or "Apple Jacks". Better yet, "Not Hades"!

I clicked on one of the stories and started reading. It talked about something called a Reaping and volunteering, then moved on to describe some type of weapons training. Oh, good! These must be demigods at Camp, then!

I kept reading, but suddenly stopped when I read the words "fight to the death". Now why would little children fight to the death over something like cereal? Food is important, but do people really have to die for it? And why is the story called the "Hunger Games" if it doesn't focus on food? That's just odd.

Humph. I don't like this story. First, it doesn't involve cereal. Second, it focuses on death. Meaning, Death Brat gets a bunch of extra mortals for his realm. And for what price? Absolutely nothing. That just isn't fair!

Oh, well. At least I'm not the author of that strange story. Suzanne Collins, eh? Well, the mortals sure aren't going to like that story, that's for sure. And it definitely won't turn into a hit movie, either. Let alone a book series that everyone absolutely loves! Heh, good luck, "Hunger Games". And may the odds be ever in your favor! (Or not. I prefer if the odds are not in your favor.)

End Note: Well, did you like it? Reviews are appreciated! Oh, and I forgot to tell you: I have a new poll up on my profile, so feel free to check it out! :)