Message for the tourists: I'm really sorry guys! Time just seems to speed up for me and I never have enough of it! ARG! Anyway on to the next chapter!
(Fuck you ok! you fucking suck. It's not my fault if it's spelt wrong ok 'cuz that bitch Raven cuz it Fuck you preps! Whoops sorry Raven thanks for the help. By the way transilvania rocks hard! I even got to do to the castle where dracula was filmed!)
Chapter 21.
AN: fuk u ok!(Why does she keep this up) u fokng suk.(Yeah. Talk to yourself and then come and talk to me) itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong(It is your fault dumbass) ok koz dat bich ravern cuz it fok u prepz!1(I'm getting tired of this) woopz(What do you mean whoops? You didn't mean to type it up and leave it there? That's what the back button is for) soz raven fangz 4 da help.(All I can say is that she didn't help much) btw transilvana rox hrad!1(Too bad she couldn't stay over there. Maybe get bit by something extremelly dangerous and then die...) I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed!(Somehow I highly doubt that she actually went on this "trip")
Later we all went in the skull.(Let me guess: haha. because she's gothic she wrote school as skull. Oh, very funny Idiot) Draco was crying in da common room.(Wimp) "Draco are u okay?" I asked in a gothic voice.(How in the world can you have a gothic voice?)
"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily.(Well, it took a while *Turns to Draco* So you finally grew a pair in this chapter?) He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way.(I'd love to see someone running in a suicidal way. That way you'd know what they were planning... knowing me I'd probably just help them out) I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide.(Then why don't you go after him you dumb shit!)
"Its ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortly. "Ill make him feel better."(And how exactly are you going to make him feel better? *Turns to Harry* Why, don't you look red!)
"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" I shouted angrily.(That's exactly what he means!) Then I ran 2 get Draco. Vampire came too.(Can't Idiot put more description? ... Never mind! We don't want the same thing as the clothes thing ... Interesting! I'm having a conversation with myself! How refreshing! ... You sound like Dumbledore.)
"Draco please come!" he began to cry.(Great. More crying. *Turns to Harry* What is with you guys?) Tears of blood came down his pail face.(HAHAHAHAHA! I can just imagine Harry with a bucket on his head just twirling around trying to see!) I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz.(What is wrong with you? Don't you see that he needs to go see the Fruit Doctor? Tears of blood is NOT normal!) (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)(HEY! I've got no problem with them. IT'S YOU THAT DOES! Idiot...)
And then… … … … … … … … … … ..(I hate how she puts the suspense in this story... Oh wait, there isn't any.) we herd sum footsteps!(Oh no. Quick, run! It's the walking shoes!) Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke.(So... He took out some sort of black drug that they'll snort? I'm sorry but I think that your coke expired.) We both gut under it.(So... How did you get under it? Did he sprinkle it on you or did he just dump it on you?) We saw the janitor Mr. Norris there,(Right now I see the body of a man but with the head of a cat sweeping the floor)shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.(It wouldn't work in Hogwarts. And plus in the first movie it was a lantern... Which was actually kind of cool)
"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come.(So... Instead of cleaning up the filth he makes it appear? Not a very good janiter...) He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.(Wait... So the filth went under their invisiblity cloak... 1. Where did they get it because from what I remember they had invincibility coke which they dumped on each other *Shaking my head* such a waste. and 2. The filth that Mr. Norris made appear apparently took the form of a cat and started to meow... Wow. Idiot actually has an imagination! ... Not a very good one but it's there)
"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris.(Just follow the meowing... Is that a word? I don't know...)
"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!"(The point of staying hidden was what again?) Vampire said under his breast (So now Idiot made Harry/Vampire a woman... I predict that I'll be figuring out another name for Idiot soon)in a disgusted way.
"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" (If he said it under his... breast ... he wouldn't have heard it)yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard Filch(Don't you mean filth?) meow. "Filth(At least Idiot got it right here... But I miss Mrs. Norris...) is der any1 unda da cloak!" (NOOOOOO! They're under the coke NOT the cloak. Jeeze, does this guy need a memo or something, cloaks are sooooo last season.)he asked. Filth nodded. And then… … … … … … … … … .(I hate this... The suspense is killing me.)Vampir frenched me!(You whore! ... I'm sure he didn't want to do it or maybe she just pulled him on her or something) He did it jus as… … … … … … … … ..(Again. Suspense=killing.) Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1(So what. Mr. Norris was wearing a cloak, good for him ... Unless he was wearing nothing underneath ... ... Oh My God... I think I'm scarred for life after that image that just past through my head.)
"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him.(You were WHAT from him? Where you ... ruining stuff as you were running away?) And den we saw Draco crying(Does he ever stop crying? *Turns to Draco* STOP IT!) n bustin(A MOVE!) in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school.(And why don't you stop him ... WAIT! ... Where are the teachers in this?)
"Draco!" I cried. "R u okay?"(That's probably the worst question to ask to anyone who is doing what Draco is doing right now... Just wanted to point that out.)
"I guess though." Draco weeped.(Suck it up Buttercup.) We went back to our coffins frenching each other.(Wait just one minute! Draco has a coffin now? ... When in the world did he even become a vampire?) Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin)(I don't know... I'll have to watch it but now I don't want to because it was mentioned in this Fic) on the gothic red bed together.(I thought she said coffin... I'M CONFUSED!) As I wuz about 2 put in the video,(Weren't you already watching it?) my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now.(That's called a premonition my dear girl) There was a knok on the door and Fug (Is this a new character or a fungis?) and da Mystery of Magic (I've always wondered how Magic can exist and how it was created and all that bull shit) walked into the school!1(Wait... Are they on a bed, about to watch a film... in the Great Hall?)
(My turn! Hurray!)
Draco was so mad at the Mystery of Magic that he got up from the bed and hurled the TV towards that Misery of Magic! He looked so hot! But, suddenly, the TV stopped in mid-air... and it hurled to wards me!
I screamed "Draco hel-"
Draco's point of view: I don't know why I felt so mad but I just had to pitch something and the TV was the right object! But somehow it changed directions and tore off Enoby's head! Oh well!
First year Ravenclaws popint of view: So my friends dared me to summon something but I didn't know that it would actually work! The only problem is that someone tried to paint it red...