Hey guys! Sorry for the wait…I was busy, but I was free and here you go! I am not the owner of twilight, I am not SM. And the I did not make up the song Ain't Nothin' But Mammals. That is an actual song and it is very funny!

BPOV

I woke up the next morning wrapped in a strong pair of arms. I turned and saw Edward sleeping quietly beside me. I smiled and push some hair out o his face. He stirred and slowly opened his eyes and looked at me.

"Good morning, love." He said and kissed me forehead. I smiled back at him.

"Good morning…" I said and sat up gazing out the window. It was raining slightly and there were more clouds over head. "Rain…." I said and layed back down, keeping myself wrapped in the covers and next to Edward.

There was a loud crash and I jumped. A loud scream came from down stairs.

"Damn it!!!!" Emmett screamed. Edward wrapped his arms around me and we both sat up.

"Do you not like storms?" he asked. I shook my head and got out of bed.

"Come on, Alice is terrified." We walked down the stairs and saw Alice curled up into Jasper and hiding her face. The lights were out and Emmett was scowling on the floor staring at the TV muttering "stupid storm"

"Alice…" I said and sat down beside her and patted her back. "Its okay, Jasper is going to protect you, you know that." I said and she nodded. I stood and Went to the Front door. Dark clouds covered the skies and lightning shot across lighting up to world.

I shut the door and turned back to the living room. "Did we have anything planned today?" I asked.

"Not really, tonight we are supposed to go out to dinner with Esme and Carlisle…" she said and jumped as The Room lit up and Thunder sounded through the house. Since it was a big house it echoed off the walls and scared her.

I sat down next to Alice and tried to comfort her. After an hour and not having any power Emmett got frustrated and stood. "THIIS IS GAY!" (A/N: not offense to anyone.) "I want to do something!" he cried and Jasper smiled at him.

"What about twister!?" she said and Alice jumped up feeling a little better.

"bella will you go with me to get the game?" she asked. I nodded and she held my hand as we went through the house to get the game. We found it in the game closet. They had almost every game ever. Including monopoly.

I remembered the time we played it and Emmett got pissed and through the game out the door and burned the pieces. Esme got angry and made him buy another. I laughed and held twister under my arm as we went back to the living room.

"SPINNER!" I call and sat down. Edward shook his head and helped set up the mat. When it was all done everyone stood around the edges and I spun the pointer. "okay, Left foot Green!" I said and Everyone made way to put there foot on the board.

5 minutes later everyone was tangled. With there left foot on yellow, Right foot on red, right hand blue and left hand green. I laughed as Emmett was squeezed between Rosalie and Alice. "Emmett if you fall and crush me I will be angry!" alcie yelled as she reached between his legs to put her foot on yellow.

"Okay, left foot green!" Emmett went to move his foot and fell forward landing n his face. I laughed and so did everyone. Emmett came to stand next to me. I spun again.

"Say right foot red Bella!" Emmett whispered. I nodded and said it.

"Rose!" Alice yelled and she toppled over, hitting Rosalie, which causes her to hit Jasper and fall to the ground. Edward stood frozen and jumped in the air.

"VISTORY!" he yelled and I laughed. "Your turn Bella…" he said smiling at me.

"NO!" every said and shook there heads. "Bella can't play, because she always breaks some body part, like last time, she fell and broke her wrist, that before that, her foot, and before that-"

"Emmett!" I cut him off. "He gets it." I said and put the spinner back in the box. We put it away and Alice jumped up.

"LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!" she said and thundered shook the house. She fell down and went to Jasper's lap. We all nodded and Alice decided to go first. "Emmett, truth or…never mind I know you'll pick dare." He simply nodded and she put her finger to her chin. "I dare you to sing the song you sang for 10th grade Talent show!" she said and smiled. He nodded and stood up grabbing a High school musical Microphone you use on a Wii.

Alice ran to the Stereo and out a song on that had beat I recognized. Laughed and Edward looked at me. "What?" I shook my head and smiled as Emmett started the song.

I'd appreciate your input

He whispered and smiled as he danced to the beat.

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

He snag and pointed at Rosalie just like he did in 10th grade. I laughed and held my sides laughing so hard I was crying. Edward smiled and laughed with me.

"I know this song!" he said and went next to Emmett and sang with him.

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, be five you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

now Jasper had joined and they were pointing at us while they sang.

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

When the song ended Me, Alice and Rose was lying back laughing and crying. I held onto my sides and laughed. After they put the microphones down and sat next to us Emmett looked around.

"Jasper! Truth or dare?" he asked. Jasper sighed.

"I might regret this but, dare." He said and Emmett gave an evil glance.

"I dare you too, dress in Alice's clothes and pretend to be her." He said and I covered my mouth when he sighed and stood. He walked up the stairs and came back down five minutes later dressed in a mini skirt that was making him wobble side to side, and had on a pink tank top that exposed his stomach. Edward fell back laughing at the sight and soon everyone did.

"Okay…' he said and Emmett put his hand up.

"Alice is a girl not a guy!" he said and Jasper sighed and started again.

"OKAY!" he said in high girly voice and made us laughs harder. "I'm Alice and I love shopping! And I love my super hot boyfriend Jasper!! I like to design fashion and Torturing Bella!" he said and stopped. I looked up at him and flipped him off. Alice jumped up and ran over and pushed him back up stairs to take the clothes off. She looked back over and smiled.

"That was a good impression of me!" she said and sat down. Jasper returned back in his own clothes and looked at Edward.

"Edward, truth or dare?" he asked.

"Dare…" he said trailing off.

"I dare you too…streak in the back yard, by the neighbors house, singing Poker face by lady gaga." He said. Edward smirked and walked up stairs. I covered my mouth when he cam back downstairs with a towel around his wait and heading out back. We grabbed the stereo and followed. He through the towel down and Rosalie closed her eyes and turned.

"I m going to wait till this is over…I don't want to see my brother naked singing' poker face." She said and left. I turned and saw Edward dancing around singing at the top of his lungs. I laughed and fell on Emmett holding for support.

The song ended and we all went back in as Edward grabbed his towel and went to get his clothes. The game continued for an hour me having to lick peanut butter off Edward, and dancing in my Bra and Underwear. We all finished laughing after Emmett walked in Rosalie's Red thong and matching bra. I pulled out my phone and snapped a picture. Everyone followed suit and we decided to quit.

Emmett kept Rosalie's clothes on and sat on the couch. I curled into Edward's side and listened to the rain hit the house. Everyone was talking quietly when I fell asleep. I woke up n hour later and the lights were on. Emmett was still in the bra and thong. I shook my head and sat up and yawned. The storm had passed and the sun was trying to shine through the clouds. Alice and Rosalie were flipping through a magazine and pointing at random outfits. Edward, Jasper and Emmett were eloped in a game on the TV. I shook my head heard the door open.

Everyone turned and Emmett stood, stretching. Esme gasped and dropped her bags. "Emmett, honey, are you okay?" she asked. He smiled and nodded. When Carlisle came in he dropped his medical bag and covered his mouth.

Carlisle started laughing and raised an eyebrow "was it a dare?" he asked and Emmett nodded. Esme shook her head and went into the kitchen.

After three hours of playing a video game Jasper got mad because he lost every time. Esme came in and looked at Emmett shaking her head. "Okay, you guys still want to go out to eat?" she asked. We all nodded and Alice jumped and dragged me upstairs to get ready.

Three and a half hours later I was dressed in a simple black tank top strap dress. It fell just below my knees and wasn't too bad. I wore Black heels with a black ring and dangly earrings. I wore a black and silver bracelet and a matching necklace. I stared in the mirror and turned and smiled at Rosalie and Alice.

"Thanks guys!" I said and looked at there outfits. Alice wore a Black dress like mine but shorter, with a silver belt around her waist that had a bow in the middle. She had a cluster black ring, Necklace and Earrings on and strapy black heels. Rosalie had on a Dark red Dress and Black heels with matching color earrings. She had a black bead necklace and black square ring with Dark red and black bracelet.

They checked there selves in the mirror and smiled and we headed out the door. When we got down stairs, Edward, Emmett and Jasper had changed into black suits and were waiting with Carlisle and Esme.

"Ready?" we nodded and Emmett put the Hood over his jeep because it was still raining a little when we left. We drove into to town and went to a restaurant called, l'heure bleue.

We stepped out and walked in. "welcome too l'heure bleue, do you have a reservation?" the hostess asked.

"Cullen." Carlisle said and she nodded and we followed her to a round table. Edward pulled back my chair and I sat down. He sat on my right. After him were Alice then Jasper, Then Esme, Carlisle, Rosalie, and lastly Emmett on my Left.

All night we sat and talked, eating food that seemed really expensive but Esme and Carlisle said they had it covered.

After we finished Eating, Esme and Carlisle said they had some friends they were going to see and that they would be back later tonight.

When we were on the road, Emmett cranked up the radio and put the jeep top back down because the rain had stopped.

We got home. Rosalie attached herself to Emmett and they went up stairs. Alice and Jasper weren't so quick about it, but ran upstairs too. I turned to Edward and laughed at our friends and siblings.

"Well, since we know they aren't going to hang out with us, what do you want to do?" Edward asked wrapping his arm around my waist and pulling me to him.

I smiled and pulled away going towards the stairs. "I ran up the stairs and into our room. I sat on the bed and got the remote for the TV and turned it on. I layed back and got comfortable. Edward came in and peered at me.

"You know there is a TV downstairs…right?" he asked. I nodded.

"Yeah but why fall asleep in there? Besides, I like this bed…" I said. I patted the spot beside me and Edward shook his head.

"No, I am changing first." He said and undid his tie. I nodded and stood and pulled my dress up over my head, leaving me in my bra and underwear. I walked over and put my Earrings and other jewelry off. I turned and went to my dresser to get my shorts and shirt. I was about to get them out, when Edward walked over and kissed me. He wrapped his arms around me and pulled me against him. I felt his bar chest brush against my bra and I laughed.

"What?" he asked looking down at me.

"It's just weird." I said and smiled kissing him again. He kissed me back and he pushed me back to the bed. I fell back with him on top of me.

The night was filled with tangled sheets and sweet talk.

I woke up the next morning with sunlight pouring through the window. I sat up and heard someone moan from beside me. Edward rolls over and pulls me down next to him. Last nights events played over in my head as I remembered me being with Edward. I smiled and rubbed his back.

"Edward….get up…" I said. He grunted and buried his head deeper in the pillow and pulling me tighter to him. "Edward. Come on!" I said shaking him. He moaned shook his head.

"Noooo….." he said and I smiled.

"Alright, I will just walk to the bathroom and shower." I said and took his arm off me and made way to the bathroom. I glanced over my shoulder and saw Edward peering over the pillow shielding his face watching me. I waved and shut the door. I locked the door and started the shower. I quickly washed my hair and body and got out. I wrapped a towel around myself and walked out of the bathroom. Edward was laying back on the edge of the bed in sweatpants.

"Why did you lock the door?!" he asked sitting up. I shrugged.

"Why?" I asked turning as I slipped my underwear on.

"Because I had to use the bathroom and I couldn't because you were washing your troubles away in there and I had to go down the hall." He said smirking at me. I walked over and sat down on his lap.

"Are you mad at me?" I asked. He shook his head and I kissed his forehead. I stood but was stopped because he held my there on his lap. "I have to get dressed." I said and rested my forehead against his.

"So…." He said and I smiled. I stood and pulled away and went to get my bra. It was thrown in a corner. I bent and picked it up slipping it on and slipped on the clothes I was supposed to wear to bed last night, but I didn't really need clothes last night.

Edward went and showered. Came out later and slipped his pants back on. He slipped a t-shirt over his head and we headed downstairs. Rosalie and Emmett were sitting on the couch watching television, about a sponge who is best friends with a star (another virtual high-five moment, it is very easy! Can yah guess!?) I sat down as Emmett's booming laughed echoed off the walls and Edward groaned.

"Emmett, please stop, I am tired…" Edward said and fell against my shoulder.

"Why are you tired?" he asked and looked at us. "OH MY GOSH! YOU GUYS DID A DIRTY DEED LAST NIGHT!" he yelled and jumped pointing a finger at us. In an instant Alice and jasper were in the room looking at us.

"What!" she yelled.

Okay, I am stopping there, but don't worry….i am writing more and it shall be awesome! I have written it all out and I am writing TWO MORE chapters after this and then it is over, so if you want any crazy, spontaneous ideas, you would like to too add TELL ME! Cause I always like new ideas and funny ones as well.

So any questions….how many of you are happy right now???

Peace!

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