Chapter 21

DISCLAIMER: Do not own Baka and Test or anything related to it, also do not own Gintama.

A/N: This is rewritten version.

Yoshii Akihisa

Hideyoshi...

All she had been able to think about was him, the one hideyoshi who brightened up her every day just by being thought of. But now, with Hideyoshi in such a depressed state, Akihisa was feeling depressed too. She wanted Hideyoshi to be happy, to be smiling like he usually did. She had tried doing what she could, talking with Yuuko and Yuuji and even trying to cheer Hideyoshi up, but he had just been so depressed... and there was nothing for her to do about it.

Why couldn't she help him? Why couldn't she get that smile back on his face? She knew what was bothering Hideyoshi had something to do with his sister, a family matter possibly... but no, they were both in love with each other, a simple problem like that wouldn't make him feel so depressed... right? Maybe... maybe she could try speaking with Hideyoshi again when he arrived...

"Akihisa?" She opened her eyes, raising her head up off of her cardboard box as she looked up at Mizuki. The girl was standing in front of her, her hands clasped in front of her. As Akihisa rubbed her eyes to get the sleepy out, she asked what it was that Mizuki wanted. "It's about Hideyoshi," Instantly, Mizuki had caught her complete attention, causing her to stop in mid-motion as she waited for Mizuki to continue. "I've noticed he's seemed rather down lately..." Her voice trailed off, her question obvious.

Akihisa was surprised that it had taken Mizuki so long to notice, but maybe that wasn't it, maybe she was just bringing it up now? She could understand her worries as she was experiencing them herself aplenty. "He said he was having a fight with Yuuko," She told her, looking over at his empty seat with a somber look in her eyes, "you can try talking to him when he gets here, but he hasn't told me anything else than that."

"He's fighting with his sister?" Mizuki asked in a half-surprised voice.

Akihisa gave a small nod, all the while hoping that it would work out for the both of them even if it meant she would lose Hideyoshi to Yuuko.

The classroom door opened, both girls turning to look at who was walking into the classroom. It was Hideyoshi, a tremendously bright smile on his face as he headed over to his seat. "Good morning Mizuki, Akihisa." He told them in a cheerful voice as he approached his seat.

Upon seeing him so bright and cheerful, Akihisa couldn't help herself. Before she knew it, she had jumped up and had lunged at Hideyoshi, tears forming in her eyes as she buried her head into his chest, her arms wrapping around him. "I love you Hideyoshi!" She exclaimed, rubbing her head against him.

"H-hey, what's this all about?" Hideyoshi questioned, his face reddening.

Again, he didn't take her words seriously. But that was to be expected, she had exclaimed it in the spur-of-the-moment type of manner, but still, she was being completely honest... but that didn't matter right now, she was just glad that he seemed to be so much better. "It's just that you're looking so bright today, Hideyoshi!"

"A-Akihisa, c-can you get off of my chest...?" His voice was low, causing her to look up at him to notice that his face was completely red. After looking at his chest, Akihisa retreated a few steps back as she apologized. Wondering if Hideyoshi was sensitive in that area just like a girl or if it was just personal space. She tried to think it was the latter, for if she thought of the former she feared that she would get a nosebleed.

"Hideyoshi, you're looking better today," Came Minami's voice as he walked up to them, having entered the room while Akihisa was hugging Hideyoshi, "did you make up with your sister?" He asked, a hand going to her hip.

Hideyoshi nodded, his smile radiating so brightly. "Yeah, we got everything sorted out." He said with a voice full with tenderness.

"I'm glad that everything worked out, Hideyoshi." Mizuki gave him a friendly smile.

"This calls for a group hug!" Minami announced with delight, him and Mizuki looking at each other before giving a curt nod and each taking either side of him. They wrapped their arms around the surprised hideyoshi, him being caught off guard by the sudden announcement.

Akihisa was about to join in but the sound of the door opening once more caused her to look over and see who had made his or her way in. It was Kouta, the boy taking a look around the room before starting to head for his seat. "Kouta! Hideyoshi made up with his sister!" Akihisa exclaimed in pure delight as she rushed over to him.

Kouta looked from her to Hideyoshi, his hand flying to his nose as blood started to drip from it, his eyes and head quickly averting away from the hideyoshi. "K-Kouta?" Akihisa asked him, slowing her approach. She knew why he would be having blood dripping from his nose (most likely being lewd thoughts), but why had it started dripping as soon as he saw Hideyoshi?

The boy quickly grabbed some tissues and cleaned up the blood, not looking back at Hideyoshi again as he closed the distance between him and her. After discarding the tissues, he dug into his pocket and produced a photo, letting her take it to look at.

"VIP-only." Kouta told her, talking low into her ear.

V-VIP only!? T-then that must mean it was extremely expensive and... cute... Akihisa took the photo with no hesitation whatsoever, wondering what exactly Kouta had gotten his hands on. She couldn't help herself from having a nosebleed when she caught sight of Hideyoshi half-naked with pink panties on while he attempted to avoid having a photo taken of him.

The nosebleed was beyond normal, forcing Akihisa to fall down to the ground, the photo slipping from her fingers and being caught by Kouta before being tucked away. She could feel her consciousness fleeing, glad to have the last thing she had seen to have been Hideyoshi's almost naked, but covered, body.

"There's also one with his chest exposed."

She grabbed her consciousness, drawing it back to her as she sat straight up, staring into Kouta's eyes. "H-how much!?" It was perverted of her to want such pictures of her love interest, but if she did have such photos, Hideyoshi could always be with her even if he wasn't really there.

"I'll give you a discount," Kouta began, not showing his merchandise as he continued, "for the other picture, its 10,000 yen originally, but for you I'll lower it to 7,500 yen and add in the picture I just showed you along with four Daily Life photos for an extra 500 yen. If you pay 2,000 yen more I'll throw in two top-quality Gym photos." This was one of his legendary packages for VIP members.

If she wanted all of that that would total up to 10,000 yen again! She didn't have that kind of money! The only way she could earn that kind of money was to... was to sell some of her video games from her precious collection...

"There are also more packages for VIP members, consisting of new photos that not even I could have taken."

Bye bye video games.

"Tomorrow, save some merchandise for me." Akihisa told him, speaking in a low voice due to quite a bit of blood being outside of her body.

Kouta seemed to catch on what she was thinking as he gave a curt nod. What came next surprised her. He reached into his other pocket and held out a photo to her. "Take this one for free."

She took it and saw that it was a photo of Hideyoshi completely covered up in a towel that fit him perfectly, showing off his feminine figure in the process. She smiled, her nose dried out. "Thanks Kouta."

He nodded before walking away.

The door opened once more as Akihisa tucked the photo away into a safe spot, fearing that the FFF Inquisition would slaughter each other for such a photo. Just as she was thinking of them, she saw them walking into the classroom (more than forty people) with their dark uniforms on. When Sugawa, their leader, saw Hideyoshi and how cheerful he was being compared to how he had behaved recently, he and the members couldn't help themselves. "Hideyoshi!" They all exclaimed, rushing forward to express their overabundance of joy as they joined in with the hug.

Hideyoshi had managed to break away from the two girls only right before the forty-plus members surrounded Hideyoshi, all of them hugging onto him with blushes spreading across the faces of their uniforms. Akihisa lost sight of Hideyoshi, only being able to hear his voice as he tried to call for help.

"Aki," Minami called over to her as he approached her and the blood, "what were you looking at?" He asked, taking one look at the blood with suspicion evident in his eyes.

"N-nothing... at all..." Akihisa told him. As expected, he didn't believe her.

As the FFF Inquisition crowded around their revived idol, no one questioned where Yuuji was.

FFF Inquisition Head Leader – Sugawa Ryou

It was lunchtime, and with an emergency meeting ordered by the Head Leader of the FFF Inquisition, the Leaders of the Inquisition, the Core Members, and representatives from the other classes instead of Class F were all assembled in one undisclosed place. All in all, there were forty-eight members present including the Head Leader and one representative from each of the other classes.

Ryou took his place in the center of the FFF Council (otherwise known as the Leaders of the Inquisition), looking out across all of the other members. "I have called this meeting to discuss matters involving Shimada Minami and Yoshii Akihisa, both of them from Class F. As you all should know by now, Shimada has been turned into a boy and Yoshii has been turned into a girl." The information had been retrieved by the Class D Representative and some of the other members.

"First, we shall discuss if Shimada, from here on out, is to be treated as a boy, girl, or a hideyoshi." He clasped his hands behind his back, making sure to speak with a clear voice as he continued. "Shimada has feelings for Yoshii, as is evident, and can be quite violent sometimes; through in practically all cases it is with Yoshii. Other than that, Shimada is known to be practically completely flat, which I'm sure that at least some of you like." A few of the members shouted out as they raised their fists into the air, two of them yelling out why they liked it so much, almost starting a fight with some others that preferred chests bigger which was only prevented by Ryou yelling for silence.

Ryou, after the interruption had been taken care of, continued. "Despite being turned into a boy, he still looks exactly the same as he did before but now with the addition of the thing between his legs and the subtraction of what had made him a female before." Several cheers were heard, coming from the hideyoshi faction of the FFF. These did not escalate into almost-fights, especially since all of them had to admit they liked Hideyoshi who is the hideyoshi who caused hideyoshi to be considered a third sex.

One of the members raised his hand, letting Ryou call on him before the member began speaking. "How can we be sure of that thing he has between his legs is really there? How do we know that Shimada still isn't a girl?"

"The Class D Representative has confirmed that for us in exchange for information on Shimada, along with some photos of him when he was still a girl." Ryou looked around the room, asking if anyone had any more questions. When no one spoke up, he continued on. "So, the only thing differentiating Hideyoshi and Shimada apart is their personalities. Regarding his personality, do we wish to instate him as a boy, or because of his body a hideyoshi?" Ryou already knew the outcome, but still had to ask. "Those in favor of a hideyoshi, raise your hand.

Everyone.

"It has been decided, Shimada will be treated as a hideyoshi from here on out." Ryou made a few notes in his notebook before speaking again. "As for Yoshii, her personality remains the same as does most of her body. However, changes have been noticed which include the hair, between the legs, and the chest, through only slightly. Shall we instate her as a girl, or as a hideyoshi? Those in favor of a girl, raise your hand."

Most everyone.

"It is decided, Yoshii will be treated as a girl from here on out." He made a few more notes in his notebook before moving on with the last part of their meeting. "Now then, Muttsurīni has some new merchandise for sell, those who wish to check it out, may do so. He will be open this week and the next week every day during lunch period. With that, this meeting is now adjourned."

Yoshii Akihisa

Akihisa was in high spirits after not only seeing that Yuuko and Hideyoshi had managed to sort everything out, but also after having found out that Kouta had top-of-the-line photos for sell and was willing to give her one for free. She was in such high spirits that she didn't really mind that Yuuji was fried to a crisp, only asking him, "Yuuji, are you okay?" out of courtesy.

He didn't say anything back in response, only giving her a blank stare. She didn't mind that he wasn't talking to her; instead, she was busy shifting her attention onto Hideyoshi as he walked over to her. "Hey Hideyoshi~" She greeted him with a happy smile on her face, almost starting to hum but was stopped by Hideyoshi speaking.

"It feels like everyone is sneaking glances at me and hurrying to look away while covering their noses," Hideyoshi told her as he sat down in front of her, looking over his shoulder as he continued, "there are also quite a few red tissues by them."

"I wonder what they could be doing~" She said merrily, not caring to delve too deep into it as she contented herself with watching Hideyoshi. She did know that the FFF Inquisition members were likely looking at pictures of him and thinking lewd thoughts of him, but she didn't intend to share any of that information with him.

Minami walked over to them, staying silent for a few moments as his eyes lingered on Akihisa until Mizuki nudged his arm where he then shifted his attention onto Hideyoshi. "Hey Hideyoshi, how about we go out and celebrate your make-up?" He offered, continuing on as he leaned down next to Hideyoshi. "We could go check out that new diner that just opened up, what do you say?"

"That sounds nice, Minami." Hideyoshi responded, looking at him with his radiant smile that, from such a close distance, made even Minami blush crimson.

A group date! Well, not really, but close enough! "Let's do that, Hideyoshi!" She exclaimed, overjoyed to go to a diner with Hideyoshi, even though the others were all coming along too. "Right, Yuuji?" She asked the fried boy sitting next to her.

"We..." Yuuji grimaced, either in pain or dreading his next words. "should invite Shouko too..."

"It's going to be so much fun!" Akihisa exclaimed, completely ignoring Yuuji's grimace.

Before anything else could be said, the door was slammed open and in rushed Kubo who was clearly about to- "I have whereabouts of the lamp!" -announce something.

The group turned to look at him, even the other members of the class that were unassociated with Kubo turning to look. "Um... what lamp, Kubo?" Both Minami and Akihisa asked, equally confused about what he was talking about.

Yuuji looked like he was going to add something, but ended up saying nothing as he grimaced in pain now instead of dread.

Kubo didn't say anything for a few moments, only looking out across the group before- "You forgot about the lamp!?" -shouting.

A/N: They forgot about the lamp!? Who cares, I would like to view some of your Daily Life pictures, Kouta.

Oh, the FFF Inquisition sounds so much like a real organization… FFF Council, Leaders of the Inquisition, Core Members, representatives… Head Leader…

Story Creation Room

"That will be 10,000 yen." Kouta handed over the pictures to Akihisa as he handed over the yen, his face having a bright and radiant smile and a deep blush on it as he quickly took the pictures and retreated to a corner of the yen.

Next, there were more Inquisition members that came forward to buy some of the pictures of Hideyoshi.

"Sis…" Hideyoshi said in a low voice as he watched what was transpiring in the third corner.

"Maybe I shouldn't have paid him so much." Yuuko said in response, turning her head over to the author when she saw her jump up to her feet.

"Flat chests!" The author exclaimed, instantly causing several of the present FFF Inquisition members to join in.

Yuuko sighed, getting up onto her feet. "I can't deal with her making so many different expressions in my body. So I will be back, Hideyoshi."

With that, Yuuko stormed over to the author-

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