Thousands of years ago (at about the same time Hanasia

novel was last updated), a gang of absolutely generic

villains called Bojack gang would go around the universe,

spreading horror with their genericness.

At some point, the Kais decided that this should stop, so

they sealed them into King Kai's planet, which King Kai

conveniently never mentioned, not even after his planet

was destroyed, which would make you think the first

thing he would do was to warn Z fighters about the imminent

danger.

Also, if Kais interfrering with the matters of mortals is

against the rules, why did they decide to seal Bojack's

gang in the first place? And why didn't they do the same

thing to other villains, such as Freeza? Darn, this makes

so little sense that it hurts! Well, welcome to a Dragon Ball

movie, honeys!

Bojack is giving Gohan a lovely, affectionate hug. A bear

hug, that is! Breaking his bones in the proccess!

'Har har, you'll die,' Bojack laughs, enjoying the kid's

screams of pain.

Suddenly, Gohan smiles. 'I was kidding,' he says.

'Huh?'

'This doesn't hurt at all. You're not strong enough to

damage me.'

Bojack lets go of him. 'In that case, look at yourself in

the mirror,' he says and produces a handheld mirror

out of nowhere.

Gohan looks at his reflection. 'GOSH, I'm so ugly. I

look like a retarded meth addict. Who drew this special?'

Unable to take his ugliness, Gohan vomits blood and dies.

Seriously, Salagir should pick more carefully those who

draw the specials.

The camera back to Bojack, who's now wearing a black,

carnival mask, for some reason. Or at least that's what

the way he's drawn makes him look like. 'Hey, everybody,

look at me. I'm Batman!'

'LIAR,' a scream is heard as Piccolo (also wearing the same

mask) charges at him. 'I'm the real Batman.'

Meanwhile, in a Nickelodeon universe...

'I'm the real Batman!' Cat giggles.

'No, Cat, you're not,' Sam sighs.

'Aw,' Cat says, disappointed.

Meanwhile, in another, unidentified, Dragon Ball universe...

'Vegeta!' Nappa cries. 'What does the scouter say about

the batmaness level of this special?'

'IT'S OVER 9000!'

With Piccolo's corpse next to him, Bojack is staring at

Vegeta, who's preparing his final flash, taking some

unneccessary anime poses and producing some unnecessary

dramatic cries.

Bido is standing in front of his master. 'Are you sure I can

take this, lord Bojack?' he asks, a little uncertain.

'Yeah, dude, no worries, I'm here too,' Bojack comforts

him. 'I'm having your back. We'll deflect this blast

together.'

Vegeta fires the final blast. The last moment, Bojack gets

out of the way. Bido's eyes bulge in terror as he tries to

deflect the blast himself. 'But... but you said we'd do it

together...' he cries.

'Well, there is a thing called lying, which often makes your

life easier,' Bojack calls out as Bido's body is disintegrated.

Next, he procceeds to kill the exhausted Vegeta.

Goku meets his friends in the afterlife, before King Yenma,

the gargantuan orge who judges the dead.

'Sorry, dad,' Gohan says, his head lowered in shame. 'This

time, Sixteen wasn't there to have his head crushed to

a pulp or something for my sake, so that I could release

my hidden power.'

'No worries, son,' Goku laughs. 'We'll strike back. I'm pretty

sure King Yenma is nice enough of a guy to let us to the

living world for one more day.' And, turning to the judge

of dead for confirmation, he asks: 'Right, dude?'

A moment of silence.

'Actually, I'm a jerk, so I won't let you go back,' he says

casually.

Another moment of silence and gag sweatdrops.

'Oh... so what are we going to do now?' Tenshinhan says.

'Dunno, kiddos, enjoy your afterlife,' King Yenma shrugs.

'Eat cookies, play Mario Kart, have sex...'

Suddenly, a green skinned fighter appears out of nowhere.

'Zup, Goku?' he greets casually.

A moment of silence.

'Umm, do I know you?' Goku scratches his head.

'Of course!' the fighter chuckles. 'I'm Pikuhan.'

'I don't remember you.'

'We fought in the Otherworld tournament final!'

'Still doesn't ring a bell.'

'Oh, come on, just because our meeting was an

anime filler which made zero sense and was written

by guys who didn't know shit about power levels

doesn't mean I don't exist!'

More silence and indifferent looks.

'Maybe he's a Yoshi,' Piccolo says.

'Fuck you,' Pikuhan whispers and disappears.

More silence and sweatdrops.

'Wanna guys go and get some tacos?' Vegeta asks.

Some of the Z fighters answer in unison, saying

'Sure' or 'Great idea' and, the very next moment,

everyone disappears, leaving King Yenma alone.

'I hate this job,' the giant moans.