"Who's the father? I'd better ring Angie and make wedding arrangements. You can't possibly wear white now. We have to book the hall, choose the –"

"Helen!" Frank and Edna yelled at the same time.

"Sit down and shut up!" She plopped down on the couch, stunned, imitating a goldfish.

"See ya, Daddy, Grandma. We'll catch up with you later. We just wanted you to hear the news first, from us."

"Congratulations Pumpkin, Ranger. Great news."

"Don't worry about Monsterella here."

"That went, as I expected. I'm sorry Carlos. I really wanted to slap her."

"Babe."

Hm, so many options.