Bella. Edward. Alice
Wazzup Bella?
3 turns should do it.
What?
Mars is bright tonight.
Aaaah. I knew we shouldn't have let her read Harry Potter Alice.
brb.
Where is she going??
To get a large hat.
Why?
You'll find out.
The only large hat in the house is Emmett and Rosalie's sombrero. You can probably guess what they do with it.
Then close your eyes.
Why?
I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. ba ba bum ba bum bum bu bu bum bum (to be read in the witch of the wests theme)
Here you go Mr. Sparkly-face!!
NARRATIVE POINT OF VIEW STARTS NOW
Bella put the sombrero on Edwards head. And closed her eyes as she spoke. But it wasn't her voice that came out, it was an old mans.
"Ah. Plenty of courage I see (has to come with your species eh?) Lots of brains. Loyal to a fault. And very very sneaky." And then the mans voice got louder as he screamed. "HUFFLEPUFF."
"Oh God." Edward mumbled.
"I heard that Edward." Bella's voice was back, and her eyes were open. "Such blasphemy you commit!!"
"MY TURN!!" Alice screamed excitedly.
"Alice, do you remember where that hat has been?"
Alice recoiled. "Eeeeeeeeeeeew."
Bella looked at Alice questioningly. "Thats the hat that Rosalie and Emmett use." Bella dropped the hat as soon as she processed it in her head, and ran to the bathroom all the while screaming for disinfecting soap.