A/N: Liza Cobbler inspired me to finally write Stark! The Herald Angels Sing — see her version in the reviews. The "Herald Tribune" bit is from Tom Lehrer's "A Christmas Carol."
The Newspaper's Apology
"Stark!" the Herald Tribune blares,
"Brilliant, selfish billionaire.
"Captured in Afghanistan;
"Transformed into Iron Man;
"Flew a nuke up into space;
"Saved the whole darn human race.
"Look how much we've seen him change;
"He's a hero for our age.
"Stark, we say that we were wrong.
"Selfless, genius, champion."
A/N: Only one more to go.