A/N: This should answer all of your questions. My BFF Amberdale says it sounds like a talk show. But, there really wasn't a way to get all the information out there to the readers and our Bella.

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Ch. 21 Bella POV - Crouching Alice, hidden cock

"Now, I have a lot of questions..."

"Ask away, I'm an open book. We are best friends after all."

"You really don't mind? I don't want to offend you, I'm just curious. I want to know some really personal things." I'm so nervous about this. At least she is smiling so I know she's in a good mood. I hope I don't offend her. I really like Alice, but I know nothing about being a drag queen or transgender. I don't even know what she prefers being called.

"I mean it, Bella, anything. I will not take offense, I promise." She smiles at me, trying to make me more comfortable.

"Okay, I'll start easy. Do you date men or women?"

"Well, after my Zach Morris revelation it's not that hard to figure out. I guess I would consider myself to be a girl who likes boys or if you want to look at it another way, a gay man. In the end, I like gay men."

"That makes sense. Can I ask why you dress as a woman?"

"That's easy; I dress as I feel inside. Everyone, in their mind's eye, feels one way or another about their gender. My mind's eye and outside appearance never matched. I can use the example from earlier. Instead of wanting to play with trucks and G.I. Joe, I wanted Barbie's and to play dress up. Also, from a really young age, maybe pre-school or kindergarten, I always wanted to play the mother when playing house while the other boys wanted to play the dad. It never crossed my mind to want to be anything other than the mother."

"So, do you want to have gender reassignment surgery? Or have you had surgery already?"

"I will answer this one in parts. I actually do not want to have GRS. I thought at one time I did, but to be blunt, I like being a chick with a dick. Also, too many things can go wrong. I want to have a fulfilling sex life and as it is, my equipment works quite well," she giggles. "I have had surgery though; I had facial surgery to feminize my features, my Adam's apple shaved down so it's not as noticeable. I also had silicone implants put in my hips to make my shape more womanly and a boob job, but as you can tell, I have barely B's. I have no desire, like some transgender females, to have giant boobs. I also tried hormones to help with my voice and the facial and chest hair but I hated how they made me feel. Instead, I had laser hair removal over most of my body and my voice was never very deep to begin with, so I have not really had any problems with it."

"So, how do you keep your cock hidden? Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I'm just trying to understand."

"Jeez, Bella, stop covering your face." She grabs my hands and pulls them down. "You're the color of a stop sign, calm down. I told you to ask me anything. You are not offending me one bit. I would rather people ask questions like you are, then have them just stare and gawk. To answer your question, there is a huge process to tucking; I usually just wear a gaff, which is like a very tight thong. You tuck your balls into your abdominal cavity then pull your sack and dick back towards your ass. At this point, I pull up the gaff and it holds everything in place for day to day activities. Today I used duct tape. I forgot my normal medical tape I use and also, I usually wear two swimsuits. During our chicken war, where you kicked my ass by the way, it came loose and I didn't realize it was coming out of my suit. Like I said, I usually wear two swimsuits. I get a really plain type suit and buy it in my size and a size too small. The smaller one goes on first to hold everything in place and the second one is for insurance. Anything else?"

"No, I think we covered it. Thanks for taking the time to explain everything to me. I feel like I know you better now."

"No problem, Bella, if you have more questions, please ask. I really don't mind at all. Now, let's go join everyone before they eat all of my mom's awesome sub sandwiches."

As we walk out of her room towards the kitchen, Alice turns to me and asks, "So, is Jasper single?"

I nod just as we walk into the kitchen for lunch. That was some serious information overload, but it was pretty amazing of her to share herself with me like that. The Jasper thing has disaster written all over it but, it's not my business. One thing is for sure...Mary Alice Cullen is a stronger woman than I to go through all that.