-The Legend of Lank-

-Chapter 21: Dat Rehab-

While Lank was floating in the middle of a chocolate ocean, Antoine on the other hand was at gunpoint. Although he had no idea who this Ripple Rump guy was, he apparently knew him from somewhere before. Antoine really didn't want to die right now. In fact, if he died right now, he'd go to Turtle Town. If you don't know what Turtle Town is, it was a turtle paradise. The keyword here is "was". After a while, a certain turtle named Wen D. Boner arrived. He knew Antoine very well. Wen found the town was destroyed and set off on a quest to kill all the narwhals he saw.

But that's beyond the point. He knew Antoine because they both did the same drugs as teenagers. But now that I've mentioned it, Antoine does seem to remember Wen talking about Ripple Rump once or twice.

"!" Antoine exclaimed.

"Have you figured it out yet?" Ripple Rump snickered.

"You're…"

"The one and only Papa Lewis Jr.!" he shouted.

"Wait...wut?" Ginger asked.

"I'm confused too…" Antoine confessed. "I was sure that you were Papa Lewis-"

"Sr.? Well, my friend, I'm the product of his asexual reproduction!"

"Ew…" Ginger said appalled by Papa Lewis Jr.

"My father is dead now…" he said. "So, I guess that's why he birthed me…"

"You know what I say to that, Mr. Ass-face octacock head?" Antoine asked.

"Pfft...What?" Papa Lewis Jr. chuckled.

"I GO THROUGH REHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!111111!111!1!11!11!11!1"

"Well, this is a rehab center. But what will that-?" Papa Lewis Jr. started to say before being blinded by a light.

It was a transformation like no other! Antoine glowed and shimmered! He sparkled and gleamed! He became a bitch fighting machine! He had become...a Turtle God of Weather! Since you are ignorant to all this weird shit, let me inform you. This transformation is what rehab is...for turtles at least. Turtle Gods of Weather can control the, y'know, weather. Antoine wields a lightning bolt, but he's a little insane while in this form. Yes, he can become regular Antoine when he feels like it. But for now, it was time to kill the heir to the Papa Lewis family.

"Objurisdiction!" Ginger yelled.

Oh, I almost forgot… Since this a rehab place and all, Ginger went through rehab too! His burnt patches faded, his pupils weren't dilated, his hair even put gel in itself! To top it all off, a sparkle emitted from his smile. Mellow had Mellow 2.0, Antoine became a Turtle God of Weather, and Ginger became Ginger: Reborn!

"Now it's time to kick some butt!" Ginger exclaimed with his radio announcer voice.

"I probably should have prepared for this…" Papa Lewis Jr. mumbled to himself.

Antoine started out by striking him with a lightning bolt. He "YAAAAAAAOOOOOOOARGGGGGHed" and "WAAAAAAAAAAARRGHGHed", but he eventually collapsed on the floor. But it wasn't over yet, Ginger stole some cocaine from the floor and shoved it up Papa Lewis Jr.'s ass. Then, Antoine stuffed Meow Meow up his nose. Of course, Papa Lewis Jr. instantaneously woke up. The drugs took effect quickly, though.

You see, since Papa Lewis Jr. was a product of asexual reproduction, drugs worked differently on him too, To start things off, he became wrinkled like an old person. Next, he got a runny nose. After that, he hunched over also like an old person. Oddly enough, a can appeared from the ground that he used to stand himself up. He lost all his hair, any hair he had turned white, his dick fell off as did his balls, but the sack remained. His legs were amputated, and to top it all off, some shit got stuck coming halfway out his ass.

"That was messed up…" Antoine said disgusted by Papa Lewis's transformation.

"I agree!" Ginger agreed.

"You...did this to meeeee!" Papa Lewis Jr. said in his hoarse old man voice.

Antoine and Ginger seemed to forget Papa Lewis Jr. still had a gun. Luckily, right before he fired it at Ginger, Antoine struck him with another lightning bolt, knocking him dead.

-POV: Lank-

Yes, the previous segment was seen by Lank. Lank knew he had to get out of here, because he knew the flood would reach Tits McGee and Antoine and Ginger eventually. He headed north. Unluckily for him, the was Lank was going was the wrong way. None of his friends would be waiting for him to where he got. Not even The Three had ended up where Lank was going. Lank did wonder why there was a slight slope going downwards on his trip. But he did start to notice the slope was increasing and Lank was gaining speed. Lank knew where he was going now. There was no use in trying to escape. Escape is futile. Contact with the outside world is nonexistent. To cut to the chase, the place where Lank's going? It's Helluva!