A/N: Let me begin by saying, Happy April Fool's Day. Let me continue by saying, I am so, so sorry. When I created my April Fool's joke for this story, I never intended for it to go this far. I wanted to trick you guys by saying I was ending the story, and have a drabble that had almost nothing to do with Nico be the "last" one. The suicide note was just an added bonus, honestly, and I didn't expect you guys to pay much attention to it. When I read your reviews, I was both honored and terrified by how much you really cared that I was theoretically going to kill myself. Just so you know, no matter how insane my life gets, I could never end it purposefully. I've got way too much to live for (House of Hades, my first kiss, 1000 reviews-hint, hint- etc, etc) and I will never forget that. I am so sorry that I made you guys go through that, thinking that I would kill myself. Please, please forgive me.

About your reviews, I really was amazed by how much you guys care about me, someone you don't even know. I think my favorite reviews were the ones where you called me beautiful :). There was also one where someone told me a more effective way to kill myself, which was much appreciated (note the sarcasm). Although, for the record, I actually have tried to stab myself with a nail clipper and it didn't hurt nearly as much as I expected it to, so don't worry about that.

Anyway, I think that's all I have to say, but just know that this fic is nowhere near its end, if you will forgive me and continue to read it. I'm really sorry and I hope you guys don't hate me for this. After a day or so, when I'm sure everyone's seen this, I'll delete the author's notes from the last chapter and explain that reading this one is no longer necessary for any new readers. Again, please forgive me.

On another note, Eugene Newkirk is a character from the Leviathan series by Scott Westerfeld. He is an overused unimportant character with absolutely no character development, and yet he's used a lot more in fanfics than he should be. Alek and Dylan are the main characters of the series, friends of Newkirk. Just wanted to clear that up.

And now, here's the next drabble. The idea came from WildCitrusSunflower. I hope you like it. Please review! (By the way, I'm seven away from 500 reviews. You guys are so amazing, I love you all)

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or Justin Bieber.

Percy soon regretted coming into the Hades cabin. He'd just wanted to borrow Nico's Celestial Bronze fork—he'd never expected what he saw.

When Percy came through the door, the black walls had been covered with Justin Bieber posters. Nico had a pink iPod touch plugged into a speaker and he was singing along to it at the top of his lungs.

"AND I WAS LIKE, BABY! BABY! BABY! OH! I'M LIKE, BABY! BABY! BABY! OH! I'M LIKE, BABY! BABY! BABY! OH! I THOUGHT YOU'D ALWAYS BE MINE! MINE!"

"Nico, what are you doing?" Percy asked, staring at his cousin in horror.

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU, PERCY!" Nico shouted. "I'M SINGING WITH JUSTINA!"

"Justina?" Percy repeated, raising an eyebrow. Nico ignored him and kept singing, so Percy pulled the speaker plug out of the wall.

"What was that for?" Nico whined. "I was singing!"

"Nico, why are you singing Justin Bieber?" Percy asked.

Nico rolled his eyes. "I'm not, Percy. I'm singing Justina Bieber. Now put my music back."

Percy sighed. "No, Nico. I'm not putting your music back. I'm not letting you listen to Justin Bieber."

"Justina," Nico corrected.

"No. Justin." Percy pointed at one of Nico's posters. "This is a boy, Nico."

Nico's eyes widened. "It is?"

Percy nodded. "Justin Bieber's a boy, Nico."

"But—but she's so pretty!" Nico exclaimed. "Her voice is so high and her hair is so long. How- how can she be a boy?!"

Percy shrugged. "Sorry. It's a boy."

"My life is over," Nico decided, then stomped past Percy out of the cabin.

Percy sighed. "Oh, Nico."

A/N: I hope that was good enough to deserve forgiveness. The next one will come soon. Please review.