101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks 21
Just to let you know, Jar Jar Binks will be dying in more gruesome ways as the story progresses, so I hope you guys aren't too squeamish…of course many of you will want Jar Jar Binks to die in such gruesome methods…so let's start this next batch of deaths with a classic execution method, shall we?
Chapter 21: Hanging
After their second session of brainwashing from the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization (that we all know and love at this point), our heroes were once again plotting the death of the Gungan hated by many throughout the galaxy.
Deciding to read a book featuring various execution methods used regularly through the galaxy, our heroes decided on one that had been used by many of them, using a rope to snap an alien criminal's neck.
After buying some rope from a nearby store, Anakin Skywalker was then sent to fetch Jar Jar Binks for his next execution. He found him nearby standing in a heavily populated city.
Once again, Jar Jar Binks was doing something that ticked off many Star Wars fans, and that was blowing raspberries at other aliens. Anakin Skywalker would not tolerate that, and proceeded to drag Jar Jar Binks by the arm.
"Hey! Wherea yousa taking mesa?" asked Jar Jar Binks, curious as to why Anakin Skywalker suddenly grabbed his arm.
"I'm taking you to hang out with your friends." Anakin Skywalker replied, making a pun as he did so as he took Jar Jar Binks away from the city. (After all, they wouldn't be able to kill Jar Jar Binks in public, now would they?)
"Oh! Mesa love hanging out with mesa friends!" Jar Jar Binks told Anakin, unaware as to what exactly he meant by "hanging out" with his "friends".
Anakin Skywalker, still grabbing Jar Jar Binks' arm, proceeded to take the Gungan to where he would be hanged. Quickly, Anakin and the others placed Jar Jar Binks on a stool and wrapped the rope around his neck.
"What are yousa guys doing?" asked Jar Jar Binks. He still had no idea what was going on, which made the task of killing him all the easier.
"Now!" ordered Obi-Wan Kenobi, apparently wanting the execution to be wrapped us quickly in case Jar Jar Binks somehow ruined the execution.
Anakin Skywalker suddenly kicked the stool underneath Jar Jar Binks' ugly feet, and immediately the rope proceeded to break Jar Jar Binks' long neck and cut off his oxygen, rapidly killing him.
"I thought this would work." stated Qui-Gon Jinn, satisfied with their latest murder.
Our heroes then resurrected Jar Jar Binks using the Book of Resurrection, causing his neck to be repaired and oxygen to return to his lungs, effectively reversing our protagonists' lethal actions.
"I have to admit, the Resurrection Book can be pretty creepy." thought Padme Amidala.
"Just be glad that he doesn't remember what we keep doing to him, otherwise things would be a lot more difficult." replied Anakin Skywalker. Indeed, things would be a lot more difficult if Jar Jar Binks started to defend himself from his regular murderers.
Our heroes then put the rope away in case they needed to restrain Jar Jar Binks for a further killing method, which they probably would depending on what they ultimately decided upon.
Yes, I have received this lethal suggestion at least once, which is why I decided to use this execution method for killing Jar Jar Binks. Besides, I decided it would be funny witnessing Jar Jar Binks being killed like that.
In fact, I plan on using some more of these review suggestions in the near future…so hopefully yours will be picked! Once again, I won't always use these suggestions, but they will be appreciated! I'm personally fond of using creative ones…as shown by the ones that reference horror icons…so I suppose those will help.
So feel free to leave any reviews! Did I mention this is currently my most reviewed story? Crazy huh? So goodbye!