Charmed Ojamajo: YAY PIPPELULU TOOK MY THREAT TO HEART AND WE ARE ADDING! Woo hoo. Oh... I think the FLATY5 already left, WAAAAAAAH! OMG I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING AWESEOME! Aweseome? I mean Awesome...
PippElulu: -_- Okay, you stole dat threat from me ^_^ You will die tomorrow ^_^
Charmed Ojamajo: Gee, don't seem so happy about it. I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND! :'(
Ojamajo Manor
It has been really quiet since the FLATY5 had left to go to the Wizard World for four weeks... but they promised they will be back ASAP!
The Ojamajos can trust them.
Doremi walked into the room with a tray of crackers for Hazuki.
"Hai, Hazuki-chan, here you go"
"Arigatou, Doremi-chan"
(Charmed Ojamajo: If you need a re-cap, Onpu 31wks, Aiko 29wks, Momoko 27wks, Doremi 25wks, Hazuki 22wks)
Someone knocked on the door and Doremi walked over to answer it.
Momoko's eye twitched as she knew what was about to happen.
"Momo-chan, quit it" Aiko told her
"I CAN'T HELP IT!" Momoko yelled
Doremi opened the door, it was silent until she saw who it was, she then screamed.
"POPPU!"
"DOREMI YOU BAKA!"
Doremi quickly hid behind the door.
"Uh... uh.." she clicked her fingers, but Poppu fought off the magic.
Doremi poked her head out from the edge of the door
"Poppu, what are you doing here?" Doremi asked
"What do you think I'm doing here?" Poppu snorted.
Doremi gave her a look and Poppu understood. "Okay, you really don't know." She muttered. Doremi gave her another look. "Okay, okay!" Poppu squealed, kinda getting scared of how her sister was acting. She took a deep breath and placed her hands on her hips. "I came looking for Itou-kun." She said demandingly.
"Itou..." (Doremi)
"Itou?" (Aiko)
"Itou!" (Onpu)
"Itou." (Hazuki)
"ITOUGLIER!" (Momoko...)
All of them stared at Momoko. "What?" the blonde asked innocently. "Itou reminded me of Itouglier."
"Momo-chan." Aiko started slowly, like she was talking to a kindergartener. "There's no such word as 'Itouglier."
"Says YOU!"
"Says life in general (-_-)."
"Tomorrow Itouglier will be dead and dying!"
"It's Itou, Momo-chan..."
"ITOU WILL BE DEAD AND DYING!"
"Momo... No..."
"Ai-chan, Momo-chan" Hazuki said, ruining Aiko and Momoko's little argument, she turned to Poppu, "W-Who's Itou-kun?"
Poppu "Hmpfed" and crossed her arms, "His name is Itou Kounna, and he... is my..."
"Fiancée?" Doremi asked, "If so, join the crew- WAIT, KOUNNA!?"
Everyone looked at Onpu.
Onpu held up her hands, "Okay, okay, so, MAYBE I knew who he was, no big deal!"
"Who is he?" Aiko asked her
"Tooru-kun's younger brother, 4 years between them" Onpu replied
"Ohhhhhh" Everyone except Poppu and Onpu said
Fafa flew in.
"HEY, FAFA! SUP!" Momoko called.
"Hmpf" she crossed her arms and looked away.
"PMS" Poppu said
"Fairies don't get periods (-_-)" (Doremi)
"Or do they?" (Momoko)
"Momo-chan, stop thinking all the time, you're really going to hurt yourself!" (Aiko)
"BUT IF I ADD THE ONE AND TAKE THE 7!" (Momoko)
"THIS ISN'T MATH!" (Onpu)
"Which stands for Metal Abuse To Humans" (Doremi)
"True dat" (Aiko)
"Ditto" (Onpu)
"MATH ISN'T CRUEL!" (Hazuki)
"IT'S INTERESTING!" (Momoko)
The Ojamajos blinked ay Hazuki and Momoko.
Poppu sweat dropped.
"Who's... Tooru?"
Onpu nodded at her, implying she'd heard. "Tooru-kun is Itou-kun's older brother by four years. He's my fiancé."
Poppu stared. "That means Doremi-nee will be your sister in the future!"
Onpu stared. "Woah, woah, woah, you mean you're actually engaged to him!? You're fourteen god dammit!"
"No, no, no!" Poppu laughed. "We're just going out as actual boyfriend and girlfriend. However..."
"However..." (Onpu)
"However..." (Poppu)
"However..." (Hazuki)
"However..." (Poppu)
"However..." (Doremi)
"Howe-"
"GOD DAMMIT JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY! (Aiko -_-)
"Okay!" Poppu yelped, more than slightly afraid. "Itou promised that he would marry me once we were old enough!"
"That means you are engaged, Poppu." (Onpu)
"Really?" (Poppu)
"Yeah." (Onpu)
"Oh..." (Poppu)
"You know." Onpu began. "Tooru-kun said that he hasn't seen Itou in so, long... He misses 'im."
"Tooru-nii misses me?"
Everyone stared at the fourteen year old boy who looked like a duplicate of Tooru that had seemingly appeared out of nowhere.
"Yepperoonies." (Momoko)
The person who looked like Tooru's twin walked over to Poppu.
"Poppu-chan, there's something I need to tell you before we continue this" (Itou)
"Continue" (Poppu)
"Uh... well... I'm a..." (Itou)
"You're not a girl, are you?" (Poppu)
"NO!" (Itou)
Poppu sighed in relief.
"I'm an umm..."
"Poppu-chan" Hazuki said, "If you want me to tell you, I can"
Poppu shook her head, "No, Itou-kun can"
"IMMA WIZARD? OKAY?!"
Onpu sighed, "Poppu-chan, if you knew Tooru-kun was a Wizard, you probably would've known"
"I HAD NO IDEA WHO KOUNNA TOORU-SAN WAS AS A HUMAN!" Poppu yelled
"She raises a good point" Doremi said
"Itou-kun, let's go home now" Poppu said, smiling
"Wait... you're okay with it?" Itou asked
"Well, yeah, I've been a Witch since I was 4, even if I WAS just an Apprentice" Poppu took out her crystal, "But I'm a real one now" she smiled
They left together
"AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR OF ANY 'LEMON' FROM YOU GUYS! I DON'T WANT YOU TO JOIN THE PREGNANCY MMMFFFF!" Doremi yelled, but Aiko covered her mouth.
Poppu turned around with a really confused face
(Charmed Ojamajo ?_? Much?)
"Doremi-chan means... uh" Aiko said, to try and cover up their pregnancies
"DON'T BECOME A PREGNANT TEEN!" Hazuki yelled
Momoko violently nodded.
Poppu sighed, and turned around, "Not like you hid the pregnancy anyway, Onpu-chan, Ai-chan, Momo-chan, you girls are all cleary showing, and Doremi, Hazuki-chan, if you look close enough, it's noticeable, so, GOOD SECRET KEEPING!" Poppu told them as she happily walked off with Itou.
"Be happy, Doremi-chan! I mean, you'll have a niece or nephew in five years' time...tops..." Hazuki said cheerfully, turning quite confused during her own sentence.
"And Onpu-chan'll have a little-sister-in-law! You'll have a sibling!" Aiko said, also cheerfully.
Silence...
Cricket, cricket.
"GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT CRICKET!" (Aiko)
"I'll go catch it!" (Momoko)
"No, Momo-chan, you've gone out to catch that thing too many times for me to count! Let's send... Doremi-chan!" (Aiko)
"No! I hate crickets almost as much as spiders!"
Flashback
Aiko comes downstairs. "Guys! I don't mind getting the big spiders but you at least have to do something about the little ones!"
"But it was scary!" Doremi whined.
"It was three inches long!" (Aiko)
"She raises a good point!" Momoko said, cheerfully.
Flashbacks Ends
Momoko walked up a wall and crashed into the roof... Random...
"I seriously don't know what I'm more shocked about, the fact that she walked up a wall and crashed into the roof or the fact that she didn't crash into the wall instead..." Aiko muttered.
Everyone nodded, "Un, un"
"See?" Aiko said, "I have logic!" Aiko then muttered: "At least there is one normal person around here..."
Everyone stared down Aiko to try and figure out what she said, "Nani ka?"
"Huh? Oh, nevermind, anyone hungry?"
Everyone shook their heads.
"Okay" Aiko said, she then burst through the wall, while calling out for food.
Hazuki sweat dropped.
"She's 'The Most Logical'" (Hazuki)
"Yet..." (Doremi)
"There's a door right there..." (Onpu)
The three of them anime fell.
Aiko burst back through the wall with a tub of ice-cream, there was now a hole in the wall which partly represented Aiko.
"WANT ANY!?" She happily asked
"Ai-chan, are your hormones back and crazy again?" Onpu asked her
Aiko shook her head, "I'M JUST SOOOOO HAPPY! HAPPY MORNING! OH SH*T I'M PLAYJURIZING JENNA MARBLES! &%$#?!~"
Everyone blinked at Aiko's foul language.
"AI-CHAN WE HAVE LITTLE WICCANS WITH BIG EARS IN HERE" Doremi yelled
"Huh?" Aiko asked, "OH, I'M SORRY LITTLE CHERRY BLOSSOMS!"
Aiko stormed through the wall again.
In The Wizard World
The King stared at the scene that had just happened through a large screen.
"Please tell me that wasn't one of my 'sons' fiancée's."
Ojijide, who was next to him, nodded. "I think we're losing her, your Majesty, she's going into that, 'Hormonal Disaster Strikes When Hits Powerful Woman' phase."
Suddenly, a blast of green light shattered one of the palace windows and broke the chandelier. "WOOHOO BABY!" Leon shouted , flying through the window full speed leaving a green streak behind him. Tooru followed with a red streak on his tail. They both did a loop-de-loop and went through the opposite window, shattering it in the process.
The King and Ojijide were silent until the King spoke up.
"Please tell me that wasn't two of my 'sons'."
"I think we're losing them Your Majesty. They're going into that 'Hyper Newly Full Grown Male With Magic' phase."
Then Akatsuki and Fujio shot after the two more crazy members of their group, shouting profanities.
"...Please tell me that wasn't the two more mature members of my sons."
"I think we're losing them, Your Majesty, they're going into that 'Swearing, Losing Their Cool' phase."
Yabu suddenly hovered through the window chuckling and went out the opposite way.
"...Please tell me that wasn't the eldest of my 'sons'."
"I think we're losing him, Your Majesty, he's going into that 'Evil Planner of Pranks' phase."
Itou suddenly calmly walked through the door and out the opposite door.
"...Please tell me that wasn't my youngest son..."
"I think we're losing him, Your Majesty, he's going into that, 'Calm & Collected, Smarter Younger Sibling' phase."
PippElulu: I think what I did at the end worked. Bree thought it was funny ^_^
Charmed Ojamajo: (LOL, just wrote jamajo) The end was SSSSOOOO random but funny ;) but, hey, we supply humour, not surprised if WE ARE SAVING LIVES! Laughter is the best medicine, remember?
Silence
Charmed Ojamajo: When the babies are born, this'll be overrated...
PippElulu: Aye...
Charmed Ojamajo: I died laughing when Momoko walked into the roof….