A/N: yo' wazzup? Nothing much, here, got an as haul of homework to do, but I can't remember and I honestly don't give a shit, I'll just kill my teachers in a dark classroom at lunch or something, lawl.

Ahhhh life is good.

Itachi drove into the drive through of KFC.

"Welcome to KFC place your order when you're ready."

"Okay, shut up and don't tell me what to do"

"Oh sir I was only-

"Shut up!…I'm looking at the menu" Itachi stroked his invisible beard and the rest of the idiots in the car snickered.

The order taker was an obvious idiot "Would you like a pack of our new curly fries?"

(Just so you know I don't own KFC you must be stupid if you think I do, a little ginger haired girl, writing fanfics that owned KFC, you must be retarded lawl)

Itachi groaned "No please don't offer me anything, I'm on a diet so I'll order…a snack burger combo-

"Large or regular?"

"DON'T FUCKING INTURRUPT ME YOU DICK!!!!"

"I'M SORRY SIR!!!!" The order taker cowered in fear.

"So you should be" he looked over at his…friends? I dunno "What do you dicks want?" he said uninterestedly.

"I'll have a, six foot sub" Kisame said, tapping his chin.

"Dude this isn't fucking subway!" Deidara said smacking the fish man.

"Owwww, Don't hit" Kisame rubbed his now sore arm "Okay I'll get a family feast" Everyone stared at him "What? I'm a big boy"

Tobi spoke up "I'll get a kiddy meal!" Sasori rolled his eyes, yes he's alive in this fic.

"What do you want Hidan?" Itachi asked, totally not caring.

"I'll get my own" Hidan steps out of the car and walks in. He walks up to the cash register.

"Hello sir and welcome to KFC, what would you like to order."

Hidan tapped his chin "Yeah, I'll get…a Sunday."

"What toppings would you like?"

"…None"

"Okay here you go" the chick behind the counter gave him an ice cream.

Afterwards, Hidan walked up to a random guy who was emptying his leftovers into the rubbish bin, he cleared his throat and THRUST the Sunday into the random guy's crotch. "HE CAME HE CAME!!!!!" Hidan pointed to his crotch and laughed, the guy went bright red and ran into the bathroom.

Everyone else in the restaurant stared at him "Oh yeah, that was my laugh for the day" he left the building and Itachi and the rest of the gang were outside waiting in the car.

"Where's you food?" Half of Zetsu's face spoke up. Yes I didn't forget about the all awesome Zetsu the cannibal, he rock my socks.

"Didn't get any, I wasn't really hungry." He sat in the crowded back said with a maniacal grin plastered on his face. Everyone kinda scooted away, which pushed Sasori into the opposite back door.

"ERRRRR" the door said and collapsed off it hinges.

"AAAHHHH-un" Deidara screamed as he tumbled out on top of Sasori, he landed ontop of him in an awkward position.

Itachi glared at them for breaking his car, since Deidara caused the accident he glared at him the most "You are walking home"

"But-

"No but's"

"Lawl, he said butts" Tobi snickered.

The car sped off with a door half hanging off, into the distance with Deidara lying on the ground stupidly. He got up and stuck his finger out in a hitch hikers pose. A big truck pulled over with a fat, piggish looking guy driving it. The passengers side door flung open and Deidara clambered in.

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A/N: Dun dun dun. Ohhhh what's gonna happen biotches?!?!?