Well here we go a little comedy from the seriousness! This should be fun! Enjoy.
Chapter 21- told her
It had been a few days since Komui had left for his trip to Italy, and he was now due back any moment, I was not happy about this. Then again I had learned a lot over the past few days myself. I was having fun flying and I always had a knack for getting into trouble, finding secrets, causing trouble and getting out of trouble. I loved being a dragon and I don't think I would ever want to be a human child. In any case, I was thinking about what happened over these past four days and how I managed to get myself in a huge mess of trouble.
If my memory is correct as I think to myself. The day that I found Kanda's and Allen's secrets were was on Tuesday because today is Friday and that dumb ass Komui left on Monday. I was flying high in sun filled sky and doing what I loved to do best, destroy clouds. That was when I looked around and thought it was my best samurai buddy, Kanda, slip quietly into the forest. What is he doing in the forest and without Allen? I asked myself, and so I nosed dived down ward into the forest. Upon entering the forest, I landed on a tree branch and started to sniff the air. If it was Kanda I saw then I should be able to follow his scent and find him. I waited for the wind to blow, then a leaf blew passed me and I found the familiar sent of Kanda. I knew he was now north of me, then I leaped off the branch and followed the trail.
As I got close and saw him. "Kanda, why are you out here." I ask as I land on the log, "and why are you naked?" By that time Kanda was just staring at me with his hands covering his private part. I just sat there waiting for his response.
"I'm training in the nude to be closer with nature. It's a meditation thing I find relaxing." Was his response with a nervous but calming tone of voice. "Why don't you go back to the order and please don't tell anyone about this. You are my little buddy and later we can go into town for some chocolate ice cream."
"With Allen?" I ask and jump around on the log. "Allen has to come with us."
"Okay, my little buddy. We will drag Allen with us and if he does not want to come..." He starts to say and then looks at me.
"I throw a tantrum and cry. Then he will agree to go." I say as we both laugh and I start to take to the sky. "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone that you are here." Then I disappear and head back for home. Along the way I destroy a few small clouds and then do loops in a giant one. My life was full of fun. Then I see the tall tower, my new temporary home and place of fun. I notice that Allen's window is open and I fly into his room. I notice him smile as I land on his bed.
"What brings you here, Narul? You staying out of trouble?" he asks and pets the top of my head. I notice he has a bunch of books out. I start to walk around the strange books.
"I'm okay, just noticed an open window and came in." I reply still wondering what the books were. "What are these books doing out Allen?" I look up and ask him.
"Those are not books. They are photo albums, to hold pictures." He tells me laughing. "Go ahead and look, pictures are another means to tell your life story."
I decide to open one of them, and I choose the one with the bright blue cover. "Why is Kanda naked in this picture?" I scream and quickly close the scary picture story book.
"It's a secret, so you can't tell. In the mornings, Kanda sometimes goes out in the woods and trains naked. I like to take pictures while he does this, and he has no clue I do it" Allen says while he is blushing.
"Well Kanda is out there right now in the forest naked. I found him and he told me not to tell anyone but since you know his secret. I don't see any harm to tell you." I say and in the moment Allen gets his shoes on and grabs his camera.
"Thanks." He says and then I'm left alone. So I decide to leave and go take a nap, knowing full well that I have two secrets now, one of Kanda and one of Allen. After I took my nap I really did nothing but Wednesday was the day I found some exciting dirt on Lavi.
It was almost Lunch time on Wednesday, I was on my way there to order ten plates of steaks with each plate have twenty steaks on it, six hundred slices of bacon and three hundred dangos. I pass Lavi's room and I decided to bug him, for I wanted to play ball after I ate lunch. I sneak into his room and notice that he is not anywhere but the bathroom light is on and the door is cracked a bit, I can hear funny and strange noises coming from that direction, I was now curious. I sneak into the bathroom only to see Lavi with his pants down and caressing his private part. I then fly up to sit on his shoulder only to see his laptop screen with a naked girl and boy, I notice that the boy was laying down and the girl was on top, moving up and down on his private part, His private part entered hers. I did not comprehend what was going on all. "Lavi what are you watching?" I finally ask and he looks at me.
"This is porn my winged friend." He says smiling and then it vanishes in a split second and he then closes the screen and pulls up his pants. "Okay, we need to talk."
"I think porn is gross." I say smiling.
"Yes, and you should not mention it to anyone, especially to Lenalee." He says as we leave his room. "She would kill me if she found out."
"Okay, so I won't tell her if you play ball with me after lunch every day for a month." I say as I fly off his shoulder."
"You have a deal my buddy." Lavi say smiling and giving me a thumb up.
We then arrive at the cafeteria and order our food. By the time I finish, I felt ready for a nap and tell Lavi we will start tomorrow with playing ball cause of the bet you lost. I go to my mom's room and curl up with my little sister who is also sleeping on the bed with mommy. The rest of the day was unfair, due to the huge rain cloud that came, but the idea of porn came back to my head. I wondered why anyone would want to watch something like that, but I just pushed it out of my mind and thought about tearing apart a certain office.
Thursday was even better for I went hunting that day. I woke up and went to hunt for squirrels in the forest, I pass Kanda who was naked with nature and saw Allen hiding in a bush with his camera. I only caught ten fat squirrels and was carrying them by the tails, on my way home. I decided to look at Lenalee's window to see if it was open, and it was. My favorite place to eat my catch was her floor, and I do it because it grosses her out for some reason. Sure enough her window is open, and I dive into her room. I look around, she is nowhere in sight, but I can hear in the bathroom, by the sounds of it she was looking for something. I decide to start eating the squirrels before she came out. I had only eating three when she came out and looked at me with evil eyes.
"Must you always eat those in my room?" She asks with a fake smile and I can't help but smile back her, this of course makes her laugh.
"Hey, do you know where my ball is?" I ask while she goes and pulls out a bottle of perfume from a drawer. "Lavi has to play ball with me, starting today for one month." I could only smirk at how I got him to agree to that.
"Why for one month? I always tell him and everyone in the order to not bet with you" She said shaking her head. "What was the bet?"
"To not mess Komui's office for two days, which was Monday and Tuesday, and I won." I saying knowing full well I was lying to her.
"Well, I'm about to get a shower. You can look for it and if you don't find it. I guess we will have to replace it." She says with that smile of her and then disappears in the bathroom.
While she was in the shower, I decided that the squirrels can wait and began my search for a red ball. First I looked in her clothes hamper and found nothing but clothes with Lavi's smell on them. I love the fact that they care about each other so much. Next place I look is in her vanity where she pulled the perfume from. Instead of a ball, I find a book that read stay out. Smirking and looking around I open to a random page. It was dated before my arrival in the order WAY before my arrival maybe a few years ago, as I read it mentions Allen and her drinking. Those two were really best friends and they never really stayed mad at each other. As I read more, it talked about how Allen and her had drunk sex. Sex, what is this sex thing? I push it out of my mind and continued reading on how the next morning Allen told her he was gay and to never speak of this again, because he would die if his crush Kanda found out. I guess this was also before the two of them got together. I close the book and go to the closest to find my ball. I hear the door open and Lenalee comes out in a pink dress.
"Narul, did you find it?" she says and begins to help me look for the ball.
"Why are you wearing the dress?" I ask as we search for the ball.
"Lavi is taking me out for lunch in the city today. Since my brother is out town, we don't have to worry about him sending any robots out after us." She says smiling and then she pulls something out from behind a box. "Found your ball." I take it from her and then go over to my squirrels.
"Be sure to tell Lavi that he better play ball or I will burn him." I tell as I gather up my squirrels by their tails, she is still smiling. "Bye, have fun on your date." I say and then put the ball in my mouth and leave to the sky. That day ended with Lavi, Lenalee and I playing ball. It was the best day ever for little did I know what would happen tomorrow or today since it is Friday now.
Friday morning was not fun, I slept in and missed breakfast. That was okay for I wanted to go hunt today any way. I ended up catching five squirrels, three doves, and four deer, trust me it was all good and delicious. Then I flew back to find someone to play ball with but found no luck cause everyone left me; Cross took Miranda on a date, Allen and Kanda went hiking, and Lenalee and Lavi were doing something called skinny dipping in the lake.
I was flying around trying to find something to do when I noticed Reever enter Komui's office with a stack of paper work. When he returned the stack of papers were no longer with him and he forgot to close the door all the way. I just had to get back at them for leaving me, so into the office I flew and took the stack of papers. My next step was to hide and I did, in a utility closet. Once I got settled in, and down, I began to eat the stack of papers. I ate about ten before I took a nap.
I don't know how I long I slept but once awake, I started back up again. I only know how to count up to thirty and as I ate I heard voices all the time. I never really paid attention but once I heard Lenalee's voice I decided to listen.
"Lavi, I can't believe that paper work has disappeared and no one can find." Her voice was sad. "It was the information about the meeting my brother is at."
"Well, it could not have gotten up and flown away." A voice said jokingly, but that is exactly what happened and was nodding with him from behind the door. That is when the door opened and a large hand grabbed me. I was being held by my tail and chewing paper, I was giving General Cross the angry eyes of death and I swallow the paper in my mouth. "So, I was right about you getting involved in this."
"So what, you all left me alone." I say and now I am trying to figure a way out of this mess.
"This is the missing paper work." Lavi says looking at what was left of it. "Apparently he ate sixty five pages, and that's more than half the stack."
"Put me down." I scream as loud as I can. That only brings Allen and Kanda over to see what the matter was. While Lavi explained what was going on to them I came up with my escape.
"Narul, you are in very big trouble." Cross says and his eyes tell me that if I did not get away, I was going to my mother.
"Lenalee got drunk one night with Allen and had sex with him because I read it in her diary and not to mention Cross might have a child with some girl in India." I scream as loud as I could.
The next thing I know is everyone starts yelling at Lenalee and cross, which is what I was hoping for. While they yelled I was swinging back and forth, once I reached a good distance I swing hard and bite Cross's hand which causes him to let go of my tail. I then take off down the hall and notice that they all are chasing me, I see dark spot in the ceiling and shot up ward. They still chase the now empty hall and with that I turn around and go back to my room. Once inside I lock the door and sigh. "Narul, you better not have gotten into trouble." I hear my mom yell from inside that bathroom. I notice that Kalira is not in her crib which means mom is giving her a bath.
"Where did he go?" I hear Kanda say down the hall from where I was hiding.
"Maybe, he is already with Asarina." I can tell Cross is angry by the tone he uses.
"Mom, if anyone comes looking for me, I did not do anything wrong." I say and then dart out the window. I fly to the tippy top of the flag pole on the tower. I know I'm safe for now but then I hear my mom scream for me and I know I'm in trouble.
Looking back on everything it makes sense as to why I'm now locked in a metal cage in my room, and very bored at that. Well it is almost three and I'm hungry. Well I could always try to melt the bars, and if start now I might be out by dinner.