Greetings, disappointed minions. It is I, Ossa, deceiver of Canadians and apprentice of words. I have heard your questions, and will now answer them!
The guest Me Myself and I said, after reading chapter nineteen:
Ysmir weights 190 kg?
According to Google Arnold Schwarzenegger weights 113 kg, Ysmir is either really fat or too big to pass through a door.
Also, excessively heavy armor is just imractical, according to the wikipedia historical complete set of plate armor weighted around 15-25 kg, even jousting armor (a specialized armor that wasn't meant for battlefield use) didn't weight more than 50 kg.
In any normal case you would have been perfectly correct, so good job, but let us start with the armour. Daedric armour has a canonical weight of 96 kilos for a full suit including shield, so that's not my fault.
As for our favourite dragonborn, when I created his character I wanted to give him a small advantage wince he was going to be fighting big golems without any fighter planes: his bones are, for all intents and purposes, dragon bones. This makes his skeleton extremely heavy, and only through his semi-unnatural dragonborn strength is he able to move normally. Seeing as his body therefore has a huge mass, punches or other blunt attacks are much stronger than normally. I hinted at this when he broke off the Valkyrie Queen's sword.
An unnamed Guest said, after reading chapter eighteen:
...Okayyy,
I thought we were in a canon version of FoZ with smatterings of Dovahkiin thrown in, but it is clear that this is definitely some form of AU.
Wonder what changed.
You are entirely correct, and the first one to notice. We shall see when I decide to explain it fully.
Zeek17 said, after reading chapters seven and fourteen:
... the hell is this?
If you need to chat, go to forum or something. You know? Screw this. Fic is not interesting enough to suffer through these mood-breakers.
Well, you are likely not with us anymore, so I'll just state this for the record:
Having a Q&A every seven chapters is not too much, at least not according to me. You can just skip it if you don't want it. I find it useful and I will continue with a Q&A every seven chapters unless otherwise stated.
Apparuerit Diabolo et Loqui said, after reading chapter four:
You had me until you dragged in annoying game mechanics.
I'll assume you mean the "Questing rules" introduced in this chapter. I see them more as Ysmir's personal rituals and rules. He has been doing this for sixty years, no wonder he has gotten slightly superstitious.
Guest, Razith and Razor, all guests and presumably the same person, have said variations of this after reading chapter one:
The sniper Mei is the user of pumpkin in akame ga kill.
To be quite honest with you, I don't even…
Why would this be even somewhat important? Akame ga kill has nothing to do with my story, and has not featured in my easter eggs even once. I am going to assume that you are a spammer or troll.
Mangahero18 said, after reading chapter sixteen:
Better than all others of this cross type. Keep up the good work.
Aww, that's really nice but not really true. No Need for Halkeginian Logic is way, way better, if slightly on the jump-cut side. Read it, though.
Pltrgst said, after reading chapter two:
them getting into the right conclusions that fast is kinda annoying.. its as if the author whispers the plot just right beside them. imo, atleast add a little more scene and/or evidence.
Well, I am not going to change chapter two when I'm 40 000 words in. I understand what you are saying, but I am in no way the worst here. I saw some guy literally whisper into the character's ear the entire plot, and I mean what I'm saying. He wrote himself in there just as a plot device. No matter, I am not going to change it but I acknowledge your opinion.
We have an Honorary mention, but I'll save it for the next chapter.
See you soon, oh ye of little patience. Ossa out!