This one is a vague follow on from drabble 19 - Raining, which is why Yamamoto is there


Attitude

You stared incredulously at the scene in front of you.

Five minutes.

You had left the room for five minutes. And this had happened.

From his position on the floor, Squalo beamed brightly at you.

"[Name]!" he greeted enthusiastically as he climbed to his feet, the expression of good-natured innocence looking so incredibly wrong on his sharp features that you had to resist the urge to shudder.

"...Squalo..."

"Hmm?"

Oh dear god, would he just stop smiling! You swore you could actually see sunbeams radiating from him.

"What the hell happened!" you snapped as you gestured to the mess that had once been the common room.

Blinking, Squalo turned to look, taking in the smashed furniture and soot stained walls. At that precise moment a wailing Giannini raced by, closely followed by a shrieking Yamamoto, who appeared to be waving his katana over his head in an oddly reminiscent manner...

"Haha! Oh that! One of Giannini's experiments exploded and me and Yamamoto were caught in the blast. Apparently it did something to our personalities," the now-freakishly-laidback-looking shark grinned.

"You don't say," you intoned dryly.

"Yeah, at least I think that's what he said. I wasn't really paying attention. The kid was pretty upset about it though..."

As if to prove his point, Yamamoto let out a screaming battle cry as he slashed the chair that the "weapons expert" was currently cowering behind.

Your eyes flicked between the practically rabid Yamamoto (who was now laughing manically as he chased his prey) and the happily oblivious (and still smiling) Squalo.

Pursing your lips you contemplated for a moment before coming to a decision.

"Squalo?"

"Yes?"

"You might want to stop the kid from killing Giannini before he can switch the two of you back, because I swear, if you guys wind up stuck like this I am totally going to dump you for Yamamoto."

"Haha! [Name], you're so funny!"


*Snerk* the idea of Yama!Squalo cracks me up, almost as much as Squ!Yamamoto ;D I think they might need to make a reappearance at some point

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