"Okay Lucia.. Question time.. First question. What makes you tick?" Liz asked.
"Hmm.. Well, I in secomnd grade this guy stole some of my booka.. So I smashed a rock into his face, and got nearly suspended for it" Dash said.
"And what did you do to them?" Liz asked.
"A friend of mine convinced me to steal his dads boes.. And we started getting hammered.. He said he always liked me, and asked if he could kiss me. I said he can. But I threw up in his mouth.. For some reason, he never tried to kiss me again" Dash explained.
"What happened to your dad? Did you ever get revenge?" Liz asked.
"No, but Sally did" Dash said.
"What did she do?" Liz asked.
"Shot him 6 times, burned the body. And fed it to some stray cat." Dash said.
"I see" Liz said, writing notes.
Liz: Next question. What's the worst thing to have ever happened to you? Besides your father.
Dash: I lost Kate
Liz: Care to talk about it?
Dash: No!
Liz: Is she related to Packie?
Dash: ... His sister.. It's why he's so protective of me.. I'm the replacement.. I know this. And I don't mind.
Liz: Hmm... (calls out) Police Girl! (louder) POLICE GIRL!
Seras: (off view, annoyedly): That's not my name!
Liz: Bring us Sally and Packie.. I have questions.
Seras (off view): Fine whatever.. But this is a waste of my time.
Liz: Are you grumpy about being a 47 year old virgin?
Seras (off view): Yeah! Nearly 50!.. Like that movie!
Liz: Hey. I'm virgin who's at least a few hundred years old.. It's no big deal.. Anyway. Can you just get Packie and Sally?
Seras (off view): Grrr, fine.. But if Packie tries anything.. I can't promise to return him "alive".
And that's how THAT whole thing started..