Post #56 - Stairs
I tripped on the stairs today and broke my ankle.
Now here's the part that confuses me.
'How do you break your ankle tripping UP stairs?!'
Do stairs just hate me that much that I need to crawl up them like a fucking toddler?!
I will crawl up them and I will do it awesomely.
Post #57 - IKEA
I mentioned a guy named Berwald here recently. Swedish, tall like a fucking tree, stoic and is pretty much mute.
You know the Swedish furniture company IKEA, right? Well Berwald works there in his free time and I'm positive he's planning to take over the world, one overly pricey coffee table at a time.
Yeah, you think I can't tell what your doing behind the scenes Mr. Concrete Face!
Post #58 - Beware the Outback
-Life tip-
Never agree to explore the Outback with your Australian friend
My friend Jett invited me over to his place in Australia and told me that we were going to go exploring.
At first I was like, "Hell Yeah! We can be like Indian Jones and shit!"
At least that was before I was almost killed by a Rattlesnake, eaten by a Crocodile, drop kicked by a Kangaroo, got my awesome face attacked by a fucking Koala, got a sunburn that makes me look like a motherfucking tomato! And lastly, once again breaking my ankle among other things after tripping and rolling down Blue Mountain at top speed!
Worst. Trip. Ever.
Side Note: Jett, maybe next time you decide you want to explore the Outback ask James to do it with you instead. He seems a lot more qualified for that shit than the awesome me.
A/N: Gilbert is having a rough time... Get ready for what happens to him in the next chapter.
List of characters
Berwald (Sweden)
Jett (Australia)
James (New Zealand)
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