A/N: Lol. Thanks guys for all those great reviews. I'm so glad you liked the last chapter, and that you found it funny. I was a bit scared in case you wouldn't. lol. I just can't believe how popular this story is. To think I almost never posted it. lol. I'm glad I did though, cause you guys have really made me feel more confident about my work. Thanks so much! This chapter is dedicated to all of you! Enjoy :o)

I know I didn't have James question Emmett and Jasper in the last chapter, that's because it's going to be in this chapter. I wanted to go into it a little :o)
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Bella's POV

Thump...thump...thump...Seriously, that's all you can hear in the kitchen as I repeatedly banged my head off of the breakfast bar, Edward's psycho Granny talking...well, more like snapping at Esme while they stood over the stove making lunch, Granny deciding it would be fun to snap at me too every so often. Bitch. Sighing, I lifted my head off of the table and glared at the old bat. How could someone as nice as Carlisle be the spawn of The Wicked Bitch of the West? Ugh, it's beyond me.

"You girl!" She barked, never looking away from the veg that she was cutting "Don't think just because you're pregnant you can't help out. Get chopping."

"Sure." I said, hoisting the fake bazooka over my shoulder and firing my imaginary bomb at the woman. Ugh, where's a hit man when you need one?

I went to stand next to Esme, shooting her a look that said I was beginning to get very pissed off with her mother-in-law. You could just never be too careful. With my track record, the knife will probably 'accidently' slip and stab the old reptile in the back...although, I'm not too sure if that would be a bad thing or not.

"So..." The little woman began "How far along are you Bella?"

Wow! She actually managed to say my name. That must be progress. Since her arrival all she had managed to call me was 'Girl', 'You' or 'Samantha'. Yeah, I don't know where she got that from either.

"I'm two months..." I said quietly, looking past Esme.

"And are you keeping the child?" Ugh, why does she need to make every question sound like an interrogation?

"Yeah." I answered with a smile "Edward and I are going to raise the baby. We just don't know where yet. We were talking about getting a place of our own a while back."

"Well, you know you're welcome to stay here as long as you like Bella." Esme said with a friendly smile.

"I don't know why my Grandson is going to be looking after your little brat in the end." PMS Granny announced "You, young lady should have kept your legs closed in the beginning. Now look at you, wondering who the father is!"

I know who the damn father is! But I can tell you guys one thing, there is a very high chance that the baby won't know who he is, because after I'm finished with Edward people are going to have to send out a search party. Ugh, I wonder if he's having a better time with James than I am with his Grandmother?
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Edward's POV

"LILY" I bellowed, the faint voices of Emmet, Jasper and Laurent could be heard down the other end of the street "You know, you could help." I spat at James, who was walking next to me without a care in the world "I mean she is your sister."

"I'm busy thinking about something." He said with a smirk, dazing off into space "Maybe you shouldn't have lost her in the first place."

"Well watch you don't hurt yourself." I said with, rolling my eyes slightly as I ignored his last comment "What the hell are you thinking about anyway? Where your little sister could be?"

"Actually, more like what I can do to you during our prank war."

"You seriously need to get a life." I muttered, turning round a corner.

Lily was nowhere to be seen. I ran my hands through my hair, looking up and down the busy street in hopes of catching a glimpse of her shiny blonde hair. But nothing. I groaned in frustration as James leaned against a wall, smirking as Emmett, Jasper and Laurent ran back up to us. Like me, they had no luck finding her. What the hell am I supposed to do!? I mean I can't really go into a store and buy a new Lily. This isn't anything like that stupid egg project that we had to endure. I felt the nerves in my stomach begin to pick up once more. What would my Grandmother say to this? Sorry, what would Bella say to this. Now I don't think I'll ever be allowed to watch our kid alone...or with friends for that matter. Ugh. Why couldn't it have been James who got lost. Lost right over a clif that is. At least I could bear Lily. She gets too annoying and you can distract her with a toy or some candy. Whereas if James gets too annoying (Like now for example) you just want to beat him over the head with a bat...repeatedly.

"What the fuck am I supposed to do now!?" I bellowed, turning to face my friends, my hands flying in the air "I'm pretty sure they would notice if I left with Lily and came back without her."

"Ok..." Laurent began, speaking for the first time since his arrival "She's four years old, she couldn't have gotten that far."

We went silent for a minute, each one of us thinking on where Lily could be...well, all of us apart from James, who was currently checking out his appearance in a shop window. The guy might as well just come with a mirror.

"This is just great." I said, laughing slightly because it was the only thing I could do without causing pain and/or damage "Dad is going to kill me, and he won't do it with mercy!"

Sighing, I sat down on the sidewalk, watching as cars passed, looking up and down the streets in hopes of seeing my little cousin.

"You know what..." James began, causing me to turn round "I'm trying to figure it out."

"Yeah, we're all trying to figure out where she could be." Jasper replied, a little less than friendly.

"Not about Lily." James smirked "I'm trying to figure out which one of you are the father to Bella's baby."

Ah crap. Simultaneously, Jasper and Emmett turned to face each other and then to me, giving me a small glare in the process. I gave a nervous smile before they turned back to face James, who was still wearing that smirk, his arms crossed over his chest.

"Edward told me that Bella wasn't quite sure who the father was out of the two of you..." James turned to face me "Doesn't it bother you that your girlfriend banged both of your best friends before hooking up with you?"

I didn't answer, all I did was glance back at Jasper and Emmett. It was a matter of seconds before they had both grabbed an arm, lifting me off of the street into a standing position.

"Would you excuse me for one second James?" I asked, glancing at my less than happy friends "We..uh, we need to have a little talk."

We didn't wait for James' answer, and before I knew it, Emmett and Jasper had led me round the side of a building and pushed me up against a wall. You know, if we hadn't of been friends for years, I would seriously be shitting bricks right about now.

"Care to explain!?" Emmett asked in shock "Why does he think that we got with Bells. Sorry dude, but that would be like banging your sister."

"Well I kinda blurted out to my Grandma that she was pregnant." I began, looking between the two apologetically "Bella decided to cover for me and say that I wasn't the father, but when my Gran asked who was, both of us said one of you guys at the same time. I didn't help matters when I told her that Bella wasn't actually sure. So as of now, both of you are 'Possible-fathers-to-be'. See, not that complicated."

I tried my best to form a proper smile as my friends stared back at me in silence.

"Dude." Jasper began after a few seconds "You are deeply buts. D'you know that?"

"I've heard it...once or twice..." I said sheepishly "But that doesn't matter, will you help me out with this, and in finding Lily."

They both heaved a sigh before nodding in agreement. I swear, I could have kissed them right then and there. Now all I had to worry about was finding Lily...and then something dawned on me. My jaw practically fell to the floor as I ran back round the corner, Laurent wandering around looking for my cousin as James rested against the wall. No wonder he had been acting so calm! The dick knew where she was!

"You know where she is!" I bellowed "Don't you!? This is part of our prank war!"

"Do you really think I would stoop that low?" He scoffed "Aw, c'mon Eddie. I'm so much more creative than that."

"No!" I barked "You do know where she is! That's why you're not helping! You want to see me get all worked up so you can win! Well let me tell ya something pal! It ain't gonna work!"

"Did you hit your head Eddie?" He sneered "I have no clue as to where she is. Usually I would be lying about this, but I'm serious."

Ugh! This guy is so annoying! Seriously, I'm ready for jumping in front of the next passing bus if he doesn't start helping in some way! I just cried in frustration, running my hands through my hair as I fought back every urge to not just punch him then and there.

"OK!" I said loudly "Emmett. You, Laurent and James go that way." I said, pointing down one end of the street "Jasper and I will go this way. If you find Lily, call me. We'll do the same. If we haven't found her in the next hour, we'll all meet back up at the car and call the cops."

Nodding, Emmett began to lead the way down the street, Laurent and a very reluctant James following behind him. I was just thankful that I got away from the greasy blonde ass for a while. Glancing at Jasper, I sighed once more before we began heading in the opposite direction. I wonder if Bella was having fun with my Gran. She couldn't have been having a worse time than me. That's for sure.

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Bella's POV

Anyone got a rope? Rope...Anyone...No? Damn. All I want to do is hang myself right now. Lunch had been a disaster, not that I expected it to go well at all. Granny had decided that it would be fun for me to get to know Victoria a little, but her idea of fun was to constantly put me down in front of everyone, comparing me to the firey haired skank. Ugh, when do they leave!? By the time lunch had finished, I was feeling really sick, and all I wanted to do was lie down and sleep for a few hours in hopes that Edward would be back soon. He had been gone for a good few hours. I wonder what was keeping him so long.

Sighing, I walked into Edward's room, James' bags littering the floor. I couldn't help but glare at them, seriously tempted to throw them out the window, but I was too exahusted to even attempt to lift them. Closing my eyes, I collapsed onto the oversized bed, sleep willing to take over at any second...that was until I heard the bedroom door open and someone creep in. Victoria. Without a word of warning, she bounced over to the bed, falling onto it beside me. Uh...why can't she just go away!

Groaning, I sat up and looked at her. We weren't really getting along. At the dinner table during lunch, we had done nothing but act like five year olds. Glaring at each other, kicking each other under the table...Don't ask me why we were acting like this to each other. Hell, we didn't even know each other. I guess it just sorta came naturally. Like Edward's hate for James...or Emmett's love for food.

"What?" I asked, no mood for chit chat "Come here to piss me off?"

"Wow..." She said with a smile "You're like a psychic or something."

I rolled my eyes, praying that she would just go away, but obviously that didn't happen. I wonder what she wanted?

"So..." She began, sitting up fully "Who is it?"

"Who's what?" I asked, sounding rather annoyed.

"Who's the father?" She asked, basically whispering "I mean...you must have some idea. Emmett...Jasper...or maybe you're just trying to protect that stunning boyfriend of yours and deny it's his...Or maybe...the baby doesn't belong to any of them."

An idea popped into my head at those words. I couldn't help but smile a little. I know what I was about to do was a little mean, and I did care...hell, who am I fooling? I didn't care at all. Time to test out my acting chops.

"Oh Victoria, it's true!" I fake sobbed, covering my face with my hands as my tears spilled over "Not one of them is the father. I just can't bare to tell Edward the truth!"

I sobbed some more, stealing a glance of the red head out of the corner of my eye. She looked slightly confused, and a little scared by my sudden outburst. It took everything in me not to burst out laughing then and there. Her face was a picture.

"Uh...There there." She said, patting my back nervously "...You can...tell me."

I looked up, wiping my tears and trying to regain control over my breathing. I could see that she was already uncomfortable. Perfect.

"It's...James..." I whispered, leaning in a little "He did this to me. A couple of months ago, he came to Forks to see everyone and we sorta...got close. I just didn't want to say anything in front of the guys. It would hurt their feelings. Plus you were there..." I smiled a little "But it's so good to have it out in the open now. I know I can trust you."

Man, am I good! I smiled back at the cat like girl, who was currently glaring. Ha! I knew it would work.

"That sneaky, slimy son of a bitch!" She bellowed "You!? And him!? I knew something he had been with someone else! He went on a trip a while back and wouldn't mention anything about it! Oh I'm so outta here!"

I watched as she got up off the bed, storming towards the door. Now that was just sheer and utter luck that James had actually gone on a trip round about the time Edward and I...well...you know.

"No way in hell am I staying here with him."

And with that, Victoria marched right out the room, slamming the door behind her. I couldn't help but get up and do a little victory dance. One down, five to go...although I would like to keep Lily. Cutie that she is.

It was about 45 minutes later when I saw the taxi pull up outside the house, Victoria handing her luggage to the driver as she got into the cab. I laughed as She hung out the window, screaming at PMS Granny that she never wanted to see her grandson again and that she hoped he died a slow and painful death. Wow, I really was good.

"That wasn't nice Bella." I heard a familiar voice say from the door way of the bedroom.

Turning round I saw Esme. She walked in towards me, but didn't look angry or upset. She actually looked...impressed. She came to a stop next to me, looking out the window as the taxi drove off, PMS Granny standing outside looking very angry.

"The day isn't even over and you've managed to make one of them leave." She carried on before leaning in and whispering "I'll give you fifty bucks if you get rid of the rest."

"Esme, for you...priceless." I smirked "All I need is someone stupid enough to help."

"Edward." We both said in unison before laughing.

"Where is that boy anyway?" Esme asked "I thought he would have been home by now."

"He'll be alright." I said "I mean, what do you think has happened? He's lost Lily."

We both burst out laughing. Yeah. Edward could be careless...but not that careless...I think.
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Edward's POV

She was nowhere to be seen! It was official. I had lost her. I began to get more and more panicked with every second that passed. I had checked everywhere...and I mean everywhere. Stores...public toilets...more stores. I actually saw a blonde girl run into the female changing rooms in a clothing store at one point. I followed, only to be throwen out by a woman that made Emmett look tiny. I know, scary. I didn't know it was possible either. I was also attacked by about 50 handbags that came flying in my direction. Never in all my life have I heard the word 'pervert' been screamed so much.

The hour passed by slowly, and with no sign of Lily anywhere, we made our way back to the car. I was so dead. My father was definitely going to kill me...or at least hurt me a little. Losing my four year old cousin was definitely not on my 'to do' list today. Jasper and I met back up with the other three as we approached the car. They looked just as glum as I felt...well, Laurent and Emmett did. James just had a smug grin on his face.

"You are so gonna get it when we get back." He said in a proud voice, crossing his arms over his chest "I can only imagine what Gran will do to you."

My anger boiled over, and before I knew it I was charging towards James, only to be stopped by Jasper who had grabbed me by the back of the shirt and yanked me back, James keeping that sneer on his face the whole time. Asshole. His sister was missing and he was acting as if everything was perfect! I wonder if he was dropped on his head as a child. It would explain a lot.

"You know what James!" I yelled "You can go to H-..."

But I was cut off when I heard a soft knock. Where the hell had that come from? I wasn't the only one that heard the knock though. Everyone was looking around a little puzzled, and that's when I heard it again. I turned round to look at the car...and that's when I saw her. Lily, knocking against the window from the inside.

"Lily!" I bellowed, opening the car to have the four year old glare at me.

"You guys left me!" She cried, crossing her arms over her chest "I've been in here forever!"

Holy mother of snot! How in the hell could we have left her in a car! She had been with Emmett the whole time. Emmett. Standing up straight, I turned to look at my friend, who was backing up nervously chuckling a little.

"He he...oops." He said. All I could do was glare a little "Edward, man I'm sorry. Jasper and Laurent jumped out the car, I sat her down on the seat to take off my belt...I guess I forgot to pick her back up again. But look on the bright side! At least she's safe!"

"Just you wait until Granny finds out!" Lily said, standing up on the seat of my car "She's going to be mad."

"I'll give you 10 bucks not to say anything Lily!" I said, practically groveling to a four year old.

"Hmm..." She said, putting a finger on her chin "Make it a hundred and you've got a deal."

Sighing I nodded and handed my little cousin a handful of cash. Wow. For a four year old...she learns fast.

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A/N: So what did you think? More to come soon. Two words. PRANK WAR!!!!! Anyone excited? lol. Please R&R and tell me what you all think. Thanks muchly :o)