"How dishonest can you get?"

"Do you want to learn the hard way?"

"Don't pretend to be him."

"Why? Is it because I get you every time?"

"Nah, it just doesn't suit you."

"But you couldn't tell."

"I had my doubts."

"Ok, stop arguing and let's get down to business."

"You won't fight me?"

"If that's what you're afraid of, you have nothing to worry about, if you follow every one of my instructions."

"I'm not scared and either way, there are people around, so I can expect not to get injured or shouted at."

"You think I care whether any of these people are going to react?"

"I think you should have some common decency."

"I'm not the type to be considerate enough to think of consequences, though you should be, otherwise I'll make you learn." He sighs then strokes Mori's hair in an affectionate sort of way until he gets a firm grip on it and yanks it. "Why didn't you pick up the phone when I called you last night!?"

"I didn't want to talk to you."

"So, you plan on trying to test me?" He slaps Mori on the side of his face so hard it leaves red fingerprints.

"Nah, I decided… I-I Ow!... Stop it."

"What did you decide?" He glares at Mori menacingly.

"I was gonna say I prefer not to get on your bad side."

"You can be so delightful Takashi, really gentle and understanding, I'm surprised you never showed me that earlier."

"Of course you're surprised, you don't know how to treat people. You could stand to try learning from my example."

"I don't learn, you're the one that's going to have to learn and you can choose the easy way or the hard way." Mori grits his teeth as he slowly eases his hand into Hani's underwear, obediently.

"I don't mind doing this. I'm not really involved so, I couldn't care less. I'm not doing it because I'm scared of you, I'm just curious about what will happen if I..."

"What do you think you're doing? I never directed you to do that."

He's rejecting my hand? He's so indecisive...

"If you want me to stop, I'll stop and never after start again."

"You'll do what I tell you to."

"What do you want?"

"Carry on as you were."

"How long have you been this way?"

"Evil and black of heart?"

"I mean, pointing out..."

"You wanted to ask how long I've had an erection and that might've been since, you started to touch me."

"I touched you?"

"On my shoulder… I'm not the one that got the boner, you can't expect me to explain it, what did you do to him?"

"I was just trying to make him feel better."

"A lot better by the looks of it."

"Eh?"

"Takashi, haven't you worked out that the two phenomena are linked?"

"Which?"

"This and me appearing."

"The only times that's happened to me, you kissed me first."

"You're surprisingly as innocent as I thought, which is the perfect way for me to slowly corrupt to you. I could not bear having you feel as if you had a place in instructing me."

"You're surprisingly sensitive."

"You're still cocky, but I like the curiosity so far, it's helping me."

"You're still cold and calculating, but a lot more tolerable than when I tried to fight you."

"Likewise, except I enjoyed our earlier altercation, you were a lot more interesting then."

"Don't expect me to be this nice in the future, I just want to get rid of you. It's nice that you're not angry at me."

"A lot more of that can be arranged in the future, so long as you don't disobey me."

"I'm afraid I only do the things I want to do."

"Well, I know you'll do all the things I want you to do."

"You can't possibly know that, I've got free will and even if it wasn't for this entitled attitude of yours, I would even go so far as to say that you were pleasant."

"I'm not pleasant, that's not my character at all... I just don't have the motivation to be angry, it's as simple as that. You either give me what I want or I'll take it. I don't normally have to give people that ultimatum, but you're different and I manifested from the frustration you caused me. Either way, I will get what I want."

"Yesterday you didn't."

"All I asked for yesterday was to go to your house and despite everything I did, I even made it into your bedroom."

"I thought you wanted to do more than just kiss me."

"I was just being greedy. I would have been disappointed if you gave into me that easily, you can't say that I wanted anything more than the goodbye kiss that I did get successfully. At the end of the day you did what I wanted, so the streak of me getting my way wasn't broken. Don't underestimate me, because you will lose out." Hani leans over onto Mori as if to whisper something in his ear, but he ends up moaning into it and when he bites it Mori stops.

"Don't bite there."

"I knew you were sensitive here, but don't stop, I'm close."

"What if I said ' my curiosity's satisfied, I know what happens next'?"

"Don't threaten me." He grips Mori's hand and holds it in place. "Carry on."

"You're really good at keeping a straight face and acting like there's nothing going on, it's impressive, like with that girl the other day, she probably didn't have clue that you were-"

"Oi! Don't change the subject, finish what you started."

"Or what?" Hani scowls at him. "Your moods change so drastically, you go from extreme to extreme, it's fascinating."

"Start taking me seriously."

"It's so hard."

"You don't know the first thing about hard. I'm going gently with you, but I might not be able to for much longer." He grasps Mori's index finger in his fist.

"What are you gonna do?"

"I'll break each bone in your hand until you continue."

"I was just checking, you're really violent."

"Only when you push me to it." He let's go of Mori's finger and he resumes as he was told. "That's it, don't stop until I tell you to stop!"

"You don't have to describe your feelings I'm still in the middle of lunch."

"Gross, how can you eat salad? I wouldn't even feed that to Usa-chan."

"This is the sort of thing that would constitute the normal diet of a real-life rabbit- What? One second, I suppose this particular character doesn't care for Usa-chan... Not least if you think eating salad is a form of torture, you considered-"

"If I cared about it would I be able to casually forget it whenever it was convenient to me? What's that? a Caesar salad?"

"No it's-"

"I don't care, that's just the only salad I can name. I thought that big bulky guy like you would eat more."

"I don't understand how you eat so much and stay so small."

"I suppose I just have a really enviable metabolic rate, however, if I was in a situation where there was no food it would be likely that I would be the first to shrivel up and die of starvation."

"We'll I suppose we're just opposites, aren't we?"

"Ahhhh~ Uwa~ You made me lose my train of thought I was setting myself up for a pun on protein rich salad dressing, that's as thick and creamy as you like it."

"Is it that time?"

"Oh yes Takashi, it's that time, I've taught you well… Ohh~ Ummmm~ I like to think you had one of these times by yourself when I left you on Wednesday."

"I didn't."

"Aw you're so naive~ You need me to finish you off don't you, Takashi-kun? I like the fact that my kisses excite you. Oh, yeah that's the spot, you're gonna be good for me aren't you? Always."

"No, no, no."

"Yes, yes, yes~" Hani buttons up his trousers.

"Don't expect me to ever do a thing like this for you in public again."

"Do a thing like what for me?"

"Never mind."

"Is that mayonnaise on your hand? Actually, it looks more like the jelly version of Calpis, but you wouldn't eat that without me would you? Let me taste it to see."

"It's not what you think it is and that just feels wrong for some reason... Can just trust me?"

"Of course I can trust you and speaking of Calpis, I'm super duper hungry."

"Of course you are." Mori sighs a breath of relief and dries his hand on the nearest cloth napkin while Hani bounces off to find something sweet.