Bella this, Bella that

A/N: SO SORRY it's taken so long for me to update!

I'm still working on the poker chapters, which is a horribly lame excuse, but it's true. This chapter is pretty short, but I wanted you guys to have something to read in the meantime. Hope you like it!

Lauren POV

"Mmmm Jake…we really should get up now, I have to go home." He pulled me even closer to him, his rock hard abs pressing up against my bare skin. And that wasn't the only thing that was hard…

"Few more minutes"

Eh, I guess. It's not like I want to leave anyway. "Two Minutes, that's it. My brother will freak if I'm not in our room."

By then, he was already falling back asleep. "Love you," he whispered.

AW! He is such the perfect guy! "Me too Jakey."

He kissed my shoulder. "You were so great last night Bells…"

I squirmed out of his grasp, and grabbed my Hollister cami from off of the floor. "Are you freaking kidding me Jake? You haven't changed at all!"

"Sorry Laur-"

"Shut your mouth! Ugh, it wasn't enough for you that your sister caught us together? I mean, you were all like, 'Oh my gosh Becky, please don't tell Bella.' Bella this, Bella that. Bella left you!" He cringed. Ugh, what a total ass. "I mean, I love you Jake, I was half a virgin when I met you! All you ever do is say her name in your sleep. Get over her, 'cause she is so over you! She's probably hooking up with her ass of a best friend Cullen!" Ick, I hope not. Cullen is unbelievably gorgeous, and he turned me down. He must be gay; I mean, look at me, who would say no to ME? Besides, she already had Jake, there's no way she's getting Edward too, not if I can help it…

"Lauren…" He stared at my body, and I sighed. Men were soooooooo obvious. He was so hot right now though, if I wasn't totally pissed at Bella I'd get into bed with him now. But I had work to do first.

"Where is she anyway?"

"Oranjestad…some Marriot hotel."

"Orange what?"

"Aruba," he muttered. Oh my gosh, that was perfect! Mike was there now, and he totally had a thing for me. I mean, who doesn't? I guess I'm going to Aruba then…

As much of an ass as Jake was though, he was still so hot. And if that skank of a girlfriend Bella hadn't brainwashed him, he'd be all mine. I bent down in front of him still totally naked, and dangled my surgically enhanced C cups in front of him. "Look baby, I'm not mad, I know what she did to you. But I'll fix it all. And when I get back, I'll make it up to you." Mmmm…make up sex was the best.

He sucked me hard, and I threw my head back…oh my god his tongue was freaking amazing. I pushed his head away though, I was supposed to be still kind of mad at him, I think. Besides, having sex with him now would so not work for my plans. "I'll call you babe."

I stomped out of the room, my perfect body bouncing around with my every step, and grabbed Jake's phone from off of the wall, and dialed Mike's number. "Hello?" he yawned into the phone. Ugh, annoying. He is cute though…

"Hey Mike, its Lauren." I put on my best voice, my tone was insanely sexy, he was probably drooling into the phone.

"H-h-hey."

I giggled, this was SO easy. "So listen, I'm gonna be in Aruba soon, and I heard you were staying there on business."

"Uhh…yea…"

"So you met anyone intresting?"

"Yea! You'll never guess who I ran into!"

"Who?"

"Guess!" Ugh, he sounded like a freaking cheerleader.

"Umm….I don't know, enbrighten me."

"Bella!" WHAT THE FUCK! She was totally taking over my life! She was going to pay.

"That's nice. Well, I was wondering if you wanted company. I mean, my friend bailed out on me and I'm gonna be all alone…And I've missed you Mike, it's been such a long time…"

"Ya sure, you want me to pick you up or-"

"I'll call you, kay Mike?"

"Okay, see you soon Lauren!"

"Bye Mikey, I'll miss you." I put the phone back on the holder thingy. Eww…I seriously cannot believe I'm gonna have to stay with him the whole time. It's super smart though, I mean, I don't wanna pay for everything. Besides, Mike can keep me busy, while I'm bored. I walked back into Jakes room, and grabbed the rest of my clothes.

"Sleep tight Jake," I whispered. "Once I finish, I promise, Bella won't be a problem anymore."

So who thinks Lauren is a shallow and narcissistic bitch? People surrounding computer raise hands and curse at her evilness I hated writing in her POV, but I needed to so I could write the chapter.

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