Truth or Dare
Here's another chapter, folks! Hope you have a good laugh!
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Me: ...
Everyone except me: (Stares at me) ...
Riku: What? You're not going to greet us like 'Hey guys!' or 'I'm back, guys!' or some insults?
Me: ...
Blackstar: Who are you and what have you done at our old host?
Me: (Glares at Blackstar) It's still me, idiot.
Riku: Wait, is that braces in your teeth?
Me: (Glares at Riku) Don't you dare laugh.
Riku: It is braces! (Laughs) I can't believe you're wearing braces!
Sora: I wouldn't laugh if I were you.
Riku: Why?
Sora: (Points at me)
Me: (Cracks fists)
Riku: (Gulps)
Narrator: One beating match later
Me: Are you ready to give up now?
Riku: Yes! I give up! You win!
Me: Good.
Riku: Now please get off of me.
We find out that I was seating on top of Riku
Me: (Stands up) So, are you going to tease me again?
Riku: (Stands up) No, I learned my lesson, never tease you again, you never what will you do to me.
Sora: (Laughs)
Riku: What are you laughing at?
Sora: Riku was beat up by a girl! (Laughs)
Riku: Okay, you had your time, now stop.
Sora: Okay, I'll stop. (Tries not to laugh)
Me: Let's start now shall we?
Aliah: Yeah, I think you should.
This is from kingdomheartsluvr505
this is gona be fun.Sora: sing "If you were gay" to rikucloud: try to steal sehpiroth's sword useing ur teeth ONLYdemyx: give me a hug!riku: chew on your butt like a dog doeslarxene: eat axel's cooking XDKairi, aqua, namine: dress up like ur crushes and sing "im a barbie girl" with a bunch of apple sauce in ur mouthsriku: do u wanna kill jak?zexion: sing "im bringin sexy back" while wearing panties that have i 3 vegas on the buttsora, riku: look at wat pops up when u search on google images "sora and riku" :)xemnas(mansex): run around nake with a snow cone cone taped to ur head while saying: im mansex the unicorn queenmarlluxia: make a flower that wraps around axel(make it so he doesint move)while a bunch of fan girls tackel himi hopr u luv my dares!
Me: Okay, let's start! (Gives the letter to Sora)
Sora: (Reads it) What! I'm going to do what!
Riku: That's called karma, Sora. (Laughs)
Me: Don't laugh, he's gonna sing for you.
Riku: (Stops laughing) Wait, WHAT!
Sora: That's called karma, Riku.
Me: Just do the dare.
Sora: (Sighs and sings)
Everyone except Sora and Riku: (Laughs)
Me: Okay, that's enough.
Sora: I feel so embarrassed...
Riku: You're not the only one...
Johnny: We should continue.
Me: Yeah. (Gives the letter to Cloud)
Cloud: (Reads it) Alright. (Sneaks behind Sephiroth and tries to steal his sword with his teeth)
When Cloud is already half way there, Sephiroth saw him!
Sephiroth: Cloud, what are you doing?
Cloud: It was a dare.
Sephiroth: Meteor.
Cloud: What?
Then, a meteor came above Cloud!
Cloud: (Looks up) Oh, shi-
The meteor fell on Cloud.
Everyone except Cloud and Sephiroth: (Cringes) Ooh...
Timmy: That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
Me: Yeah. Let's continue. (Gives the letter to Demyx)
Demyx: (Reads it) SURE!
Aliah: Please welcome, kingdomheartsluvr505!
Luvr: Thank you, thank you!
Me: Alright Demyx! You know what to do!
Demyx: (Hugs Luvr)
Me: Let's move on! (Gives the letter to Riku)
Riku: (Reads it) WHAT!
Me: Do your dare or else.
Riku: And what if I don't want to?
Me: Do you want to be beaten up again?
Riku: (Cringes) No.
Me: Good. Now, do your dare!
Riku: (Sighs and chews his, you know what)
Sora: (Takes pictures of Riku) This is so going to the internet and I'll make this as Blackmail material!
Riku: Once I'm done with this, you're gonna be dead!
Me: (Checks watch) Okay Riku, you can have your revenge on Sora.
Sora: (Gulps)
Riku: (Summons Keyblade) Give. Me. Those. Pictures!
Sora: Can't. Love to, but can't.
Riku: Then I'll get it myself.
Sora: How?
Xaron: I think you should run away now, Sora.
Sora: Why?
Xaron: (Points at Riku, who was getting madder) That's why!
Sora: Uh-oh! (Runs away)
Riku: (Chases Sora)
Me: While Riku is having his revenge on Sora, let's continue. (Gives the letter to Axel and Larxene)
Larxene: I'm going to eat Axel's cooking?
Me: The dare said so.
Axel: Great! I'll make my specialty. I'll be right back! (Goes to the kitchen)
Me: Why do I have a feeling, that Axel is going to mess this dare up?
Sora: (Stops running) What?
Then Riku tackles Sora and gets the pictures and then rips it into pieces
Sora: Hey! I'm suppose to post that on the internet!
Riku: Well, I guess your luck just changed.
Meanwhile
Axel: Hmmm... Let's see here. Should I use the stove or my powers? (Thinks) Stove.
When Axel turns on the stove, the studio exploded!
Axel: (Coughs)
Me: (Glares at Axel)
Axel: Uhh... I can't explain.
Me: (Looks at Namine)
Namine: (Notices me) Oh no! Not my room! Remember the time you guys broke my vase?
Me: Then where are we suppose to stay for a while?
Everyone except Sora: (Looks at Sora)
Sora: What?
Me: Donald, Goofy? We need a Gummi ship!
Goofy and Donald: (Salutes)
Narrator: Two minutes later
Sora: Hey Donald, can I drive?
Donald: No. Remember the time when you crashed this ship?
Sora: C'mon Donald!
Kairi: Tell me again why are we going back to our island?
Me: We need a place to stay for a while.
Timmy: We're going to an island?
Cosmo: Really? Yay! We're going to have fun out there! The waves, the seagulls.
Wanda: Ignore the idiot
Poof: Poof, Poof!
Riku: That reminds me, why does Poof always say its name?
Cosmo: Two words! Baby.
Wanda: That's one word.
Cosmo: Oh. Then I'll say it twice then, baby, baby!
Squidward: What kind of island are we going anyway?
Goofy: Destiny Islands, of course!
Soul: Ah, can't wait to relax there.
Yuffie: Are you excited, Squall?
Leon/Squall: That's Leon.
Bugs: Say, is there any coconuts there?
Kairi: Lots of coconuts!
Mario: I can't –a-wait!
Sora: C'mon Donald! Just let me drive once!
Donald: No!
Sora: (Grabs the wheel) Come on!
Donald: Sora, don't!
Then, the two idiots start to argue and begin to pull the wheel. Then, Sora accidentally destroys the wheel.
Donald: See? You ruined everything.
Me: Guys...?
Donald: What?
Johnny: I think you should look at the road!
Sora and Donald: (Looks at space)
They realize that they were about to crash land on Destiny Islands!
Everyone: (Screams)
Narrator: One crash on Destiny Islands later
Me: (Gets out of the water and spits water on my mouth) Is everyone all right?
Kairi: We're all right!
Me: Say, where's Donald and Sora?
Everyone: (Looks at the ocean)
Daffy: They could be drowning!
Riku: (Sighs) Let me do it. (Jumps in the water)
Narrator: One minute later
Riku: (Comes out of the water while holding Sora and Donald) Here (Drops them)
Sora: (Spits water out of his mouth)
Donald: (Mumbles something and removes the crab on his tail) Sora! Didn't I told you not to do anything stupid?
Sora: Hey! I was asking if I could drive!
Donald: Well, I said no!
Everyone except Donald and Sora: (Stares at them)
Sam: Could we drown the two idiots?
Me: No.
Donald: That's it! (Summons wand and casts Fire)
Sora was hit but he still stands up
Sora: Oh yeah? (Summons Keyblade) Well two can play in this game!
When Sora and Donald are about to charge at each other, Riku and Goofy hold them down.
Kairi: Anyway, where are we going to stay?
Me: Let's just stay here.
Kairi: In this island? Aren't we gonna get cold later?
Blackstar: Looks like this place is really warm.
Daffy: Duh! This is an island!
Me: Let's continue.
Riku: Hold on. (Ties Sora and Donald) Okay, you may now continue.
Me: Anyway, is your food done, Axel?
Axel: Now that you mentioned it, (Brings out his food) here it is!
Me: Well Larxene, you know what to do.
Larxene: Give me the food.
Axel: (Gives the food to Larxene) Bon appetite!
Larxene: (Eats the food and chews it slowly) Actually, it's not half bad! What did you put in here?
Axel: Oh, just a lot of hot sauce.
Larxene: Did you say hot sauce? (Turns red) WATER! I need water!
Demyx: (Brings out his sitar) DANCE WATER, DANCE!
Me: No! She didn't mean-
But it was too late, Demyx wet us all up. AGAIN.
Everyone except Demyx: (Glares at Demyx)
Demyx: Did I made a mistake again?
Sam: What does it look like, genius.
Soul: Well, at least it's not raining!
Poof: Poof, poof! (Waves wand)
Everyone except Poof: No Poof! No!
Then, a thick, dark clouds came in and pours water on the group.
Me: Nice going, Soul.
Soul: HEY!
Kairi: Now what?
Me: We need a dry place.
Riku: Actually, I think I know where.
Sam: Don't just stand there! Lead us!
Riku: Okay, okay. Sheesh.
Narrator: 10 minutes later
Me: Well, this is great! We're all squeezed up together!
We find out that the place Riku led us is too small for us.
Riku: That's what I've been trying to tell you.
Johnny: Well, look at the bright side! At least this place is dry enough!
Aliah: Yeah! We can continue the dares here!
Me: Fine. (Gives the letter to Kairi, Aqua, Namine)
Kairi, Aqua, Namine: (Reads the letter)
Kairi: But where are we gonna find apple sauce?
Me: Don't worry. Cosmo and Wanda are gonna poof it in no time! Right, Timmy?
Timmy: Right! Cosmo, Wanda? I wish we have apple sauce!
Cosmo: One apple sauce wish coming right up! (Waves wand)
Wanda: (Waves wand)
Then, an apple sauce appears in my hand
Me: Could you hold this for me? (Gives the apple sauce to Aliah)
Aliah: Sure!
Me: Now, all we need is the clothes. Hey Sora, Terra, Roxas!
Sora, Terra, Roxas: What?
Me: Could we borrow your clothes?
Roxas: What for?
Me: Just give it to me! (Holds out a hand)
Roxas, Terra: Yes mam! (Gives them their spare clothes)
Me: Good. (Turns to Sora) Well, Sora?
Sora: (Looks at his clothes) But this is my only clothes...
Me: Well, you know what to do then. (Grins)
Sora: (Gulps) Uh... Hey... uh... I'm gonna buy a cereal named 'I gotta get out of here!' (Runs away)
Me: (Checks watch) Wait for it... Okay, now let's chase him!
Everyone: (Chases Sora)
Narrator: Two hours later
Sora: So, why am I upside down again?
We find out that Sora was upside down because a rope was tied on his ankle and the rope was tied on the tree
Riku: Because you were stupid to notice the trapped we made up.
Me: Correct! Okay, me and the girls are going for a walk while you guys are gonna remove his clothes. Got it?
All of the boys: (Gives me a thumbs up)
Me: Good! Okay girls, let's go.
When all of the girls are out of sight, the boys slowly approach Sora.
Sora: (Gulps) WAIT!
Soul: What?
Sora: Why don't Cosmo poof up the clothes I'm wearing?
Timmy: Not a bad idea! Cosmo!
No reply
Timmy: Cosmo.
No reply
Timmy: Cosmo?
We find out that Cosmo was nowhere to be seen.
Daffy: Where the heck is that idiot?
Meanwhile
Me: Cosmo what are you doing here?
Cosmo: Well, when you said the guys are going to remove Sora's clothes, I decided to join with you guys!
Me: Say Cosmo, could you stand on that platform?
Cosmo: Which one? The one that said trap door or the one that says eject?
Me: Anything will do.
Cosmo: (Stands on the eject platform) As I was saying-
Me: (Pulls the lever)
Then, Cosmo was sent flying
Me: That'll take care of him. Where were we?
Maka: We were about to go to the mall.
Me: Oh right.
Back with the boys
Sora: Wait, wait, wait!
Riku: What now Sora?
Sora: Why don't you guys... uh...
Mr. Krabs: Enough small talk, besides, Key (My nickname) said she'll give me some cash if we strip you naked.
Then the boys slowly approach Sora again but were stopped because of Cosmo, who landed in front of them.
Blackstar: Now what?
Sora: (Sees Cosmo) Cosmo! Thank goodness you're here!
Cosmo: Yes! Yes I am!
Timmy: How did you get here Cosmo?
Cosmo: Well, Key said that I need to stand on the platform that says eject. I was about to say something, then I suddenly went flying then I landed here.
Sora: Anyway! Cosmo, can you poof me some clothes that looks like mine?
Cosmo: I'm not sure. You're not my God child. What do you say Timmy?
Timmy: Hmmm... What do you guys say?
Sora: I say yes!
Riku: I don't know. Why don't we just strip him naked?
Timmy: That'll do.
Sora: No!
Narrator: Five minutes later
Riku: There, all done.
We find out that Sora was half naked.
Sora: Good. Now can you please let go of me?
Roxas: If you say so. (Kicks the stick that was stuck on the sand with a rope tied in to it)
Sora: Uh oh.
Then Sora falls down on the cold sand
Sora: I didn't mean like that!
Roxas: Well, at least you're free!
Then all of the girls came in with Sea Salt ice cream on their left hand while the shopping bags are on the right hand
Roxas: (Notices the ice cream) You bought Sea Salt ice cream for yourselves, but not us?
Me: Sorry, our hands are full.
Aliah: (Laughs) Nice underwear, Sora!
Sora was wearing underwear with Keyblade designs
Sam: Yeah, where'd you bought it? Singapore?
Sora: (Covers his now red face)
Me: Let's just go back.
Johnny: To the studio?
Me: Sadly no. But I know where we can stay for a while...
Peach: Where?
Me: To the secret place!
Sora: (Widens eyes) No! Not there!
Me: Why? You want something to share?
Sora: Yes! I mean, No! Just don't go in there!
Me: Don't worry dude. I already know your secret.
Sora: What! How did you know?
Me: Dude! You have your own video game! You're famous!
Sora: I am?
Me: Whatever. (Walks away)
Sora: Wait! (Grabs my feet)
Me: Sora, let go of me!
Sora: You still can't go there!
Me: And why not?
Sora: Because the others still doesn't know!
Me: And when you meant others, you meant Kairi?
Sora: Uh... Yeah?
Me: Whatever dude. (Removes Sora's hand and continues to walk)
Sora: Don't go in the cave!
Me: I'm not going in the cave! Sheesh. (Leaves)
Riku: So, where are we going to stay for a while?
Johnny: I don't know. Let's just go back. Lead the way, Riku.
Narrator: Ten minutes later
Johnny: Since the hostess isn't here, I'm in charge for a while.
Sam: What are you talking about? I'm the one who's in charge.
Johnny: Now, hold on for a minute! I'm the one who's in charge!
Sam: No, I am.
Everyone except Sam and Johnny: (Stares at Sam and Johnny)
Xaron: They've been fighting for a long time.
Aliah: I know, it's getting annoying.
Zeek: What should we do?
Loran: (Shrugs)
Xaron: (Snaps fingers) I got an idea! Since I'm the Nobody of the hostess, I'm the one who's in charge. (Snatches the paper from Johnny)
Johnny: Hey!
Cloud: Oh god, I just notice that bossy #2 is here.
Xaron: Hey! Just so you know, I'm not that kind of bossy as my Somebody.
Roxas: Correct! Besides I'm not an idiot like my Somebody here. (Points at Sora)
Sora: Hey!
Xaron: Anyway, where's the apple sauce?
Aliah: Right here! (Gives the apple sauce to Xaron)
Xaron: Thank you, Aliah!
Aliah: no prob!
Xaron: Where did Key put the clothes?
Roxas and Terra: (Gives them their spare clothes)
Xaron; Thank you, gentlemen! Where are Sora's clothes?
Riku: Here it is. (Gives the clothes to Xaron)
Sora: Hey! After this dare could you guys give me my clothes? Besides, it's getting cold.
Xaron: Fine, whatever. Change into these, girls! (Gives the clothes to Kairi, Namine, Aqua)
Aqua: Um... Where should we change?
Xaron: Uh oh.
Daffy: What do you mean 'Uh oh'?
Namine: It means we don't know where we should change.
Daffy: Thank you, sweetheart.
Roxas: Hey! Don't call her sweetheart unless you are me!
Daffy: (Brings out Roxas' jacket and wears it) Hello, my name is Roxas. I'm the Keyblade Master's Nobody. I wield light and I can summon Samurai Nobodies. How's that?
Roxas: (Drops jaws)
Axel: (Nudges Roxas) Ooh, he nailed you, Roxas!
Roxas: Shut up.
Kairi: Getting back to the topic! Where are we going to change? Do you want us to change outside or here?
Sora: I say let's have them change here!
Everyone except Sora: (Glares at Sora)
Sora: It was joke! I swear! Cross my heart! Hope to die!
Xaron: Well, this is going to be a problem.
Then, I came in with a big smile on my face.
Me: Good news guys!
Johnny: Are we going back to the studio?
Me: No, the studio is still a wreck but I know where we should stay for a while!
Sora: Where?
Me: It's a surprise. (Whispers something to Xaron)
Xaron: Okay! (Summons portal)
Me: In the portal guys!
Narrator: Five minutes later
Riku: So, this is your home? You've been out for a couple of minutes just to ask your mom to stay here for a while?
Me: Yes, yes I did. Anywa-
I was cut off by a barking noise
Me: Bubbles!
Leon: (Looks around) Dude, there's no bubbles here.
Me: Not bubbles, Bubbles!
Leon: Okay...?
Then a dog with a dress that says 'BEST BUDDY' came in
Me: Hi Bubbles! (Hugs the dog)
Everyone except me: Ohhh! Her dog is named Bubbles! Ohhh!
Me: Ignore them, Bubbles. How's my precious dog?
Bubbles: Bark!
Axel: She has a mutt on her house. She had a dog on her house.
Bubbles: (Growls at Axel)
Axel: (Hides behind Roxas) An angry, vicious dog!
Me: Run along Bubble! I'll see you later!
Then the dog left
Terra: How many dogs do you have anyway?
Me: I have five dogs.
Axel: You have five mutts in the house?
Me: Plus a cat.
Axel: Okay, you have five mutts in the house, plus a cat?
Me: Won't believe me?
Axel: Yeeeeaaa- No.
Me: (Opens a window and points outside) Look.
Everyone except me: (Looks outside)
They saw a white Siberian Husky and four Shit Tzu
Axel: Holy shit, that's one big dog.
Roxas: Yeah, but where's the cat?
Me: At the other side of the house. Did I ever mention that the cat is going to have babies?
Axel: Okay, let me get this straight, you have five mutts in the house, plus a cat with baby cats?
Me: Don't you mean kittens?
Axel: Yeah, I meant that.
Me: Yes, yes I have. You wouldn't believe that I have lots of dogs here before.
Soul: Really? How many?
Xigbar: Yeah impress us!
Luxord: I bet it was about ten dogs.
Sora: Well, I bet it was fifteen! How do you say about that?
Namine: I bet it was twenty and above.
Luxord: Okay, whoever wins the bet will win 100 munny, deal?
Sora and Namine: Deal.
Me: Do you guys really have to bet?
Sora, Luxord and Namine: (Nods)
Me: And Namine is right! I had twenty dogs and above!
Axel: Double shit.
Sora: You mean we lose by Namine?
Roxas: You got a problem about that?
Sora: Not exactly.
Me: Anyway, let's continue with the dares. Where were we?
Kairi: We were about to change.
Me: Oh right. The restroom is at the computer room.
Aqua: Got it!
Kairi, Namine, Aqua: (Leaves)
Me: So, while they're changing let's move on. (Reads the letter) Hey Riku!
Riku: What?
Me: There's a question for you.
Riku: What is it?
Me: It says 'Riku, do you wanna kill Jak?'
Riku: Yes! In fact, I'll do it now!
Riku tries to leave, but I held him back by the collar
Me: Not so fast! The letter didn't said you have to kill him and besides, he's my friend.
Riku: Really?
Me: Really. Anyway, girls! Are you almost done?
Namine: Hold on! We're helping Kairi!
Me: Why? She can change on her own.
Kairi: Sora's clothes are hard to wear!
Everyone except Sora: (Looks at Sora)
Sora: What?
Me: Nothing. Let's move on. (Gives the letter to Zexion)
Zexion: (Reads it) No. Way. In. Hell.
Me: Do it or else.
Zexion: Fine. Where am I suppose to do that?
Me: Well, we don't want mom to freak out and if we did that outside the guards will blame me for it. What about my room?
Timmy: That'll do!
Me: To my room guys!
Narrator: Two minutes later
Me: Okay Zexion, here's the underwear!
Zexion: Where's your bathroom?
Me: Just beside this room.
Zexion: (Leaves)
Me: So, what do you guys wanna do first?
Everyone: (Shrugs)
Sora: How about monopoly?
Me: I think I'll pass.
Axel: Why?
Me: I suck in that game. (Brings out a DSI and starts to play) Damn it! Stupid Heartless!
Axel: And she starts to play that stupid game again.
Me: You got a problem, Axel? If you do, I'll let my mutt eat you.
Axel: (Gulps) Nope. Not a single one.
Me: Good. (Goes back to play) Damn it! Die you stupid thing!
Timmy: Anyone up for a game of Go Fish?
Sora: I'll do it!
Me: Damn you! (Turns off my DSI)
Axel: Finally gave up?
Me: You know, Axel? You may be my pranking buddy but I still hate you!
Roxas: Pranking buddies? I don't remember that.
Axel: We've been pranking buddies ever since the first day! I still remember our first prank.
Flashback at Marluxia's garden
Me: Shhh! (Brings out a sword)
Axel: (Summons Chakrams)
Narrator: Fifteen minutes later
Axel: Mission accomplished!
Me: Oh yeah!
We find out that Marluxia's garden was been cut and burned by me and Axel
Me: Wait till he sees he's garden all cut up and burned! (Snickers)
Axel: Let's get out of here before anyone sees us.
Me: Right behind ya, pranking buddy!
End of flashback
Marluxia: Wait! You guys were the one who ruined my garden?
Me: No duh, sherlock! Didn't you saw the flashback?
Sora: I still remember that there was a man with a mask and he was holding knife and he pointed the knife at me!
Me: Oh! That one...
Sora: You and Axel pranked on me, didn't you?
Axel: Oh yeah! That one was a fortune! You should've seen your face!
Flashback at the kitchen
Me: You ready?
Axel: Ready! Is the camera ready?
Me: Ready as you said! (Hears footsteps) He's coming! (Hides behind the counter) Get ready!
Axel: (Wears the mask, brings out a knife and hides in the closet)
Then, Sora came in
Sora: Where was it again, Johnny?
Johnny: (A/N: He's not in the kitchen, he's at the living room.) At the closet!
Sora: Closet, closet, closet. (Sees the closet, AKA the trap) There it is! (Opens the door and sees a masked man) Hey.
Masked man: (Points the knife at Sora)
Sora: (Widens eyes and screams)
Masked man: (Raises the knife)
Sora: (Runs away) Have mercy! (Leaves the kitchen)
Masked man: (Laughs)
Me: Good one, Axel!
Axel: (Removes the mask) I can't believe he fell for it! Did you get the video?
Me: Yup! I can't wait to tell everyone!
End of flashback
Me: I still have the video in my cellphone! (Brings out my cellphone)
Sora: Give me that! (Snatches my cellphone and begins to watch the video) Damn! Delete! (Deletes the video)
Axel: (Whispers at me) Sad to say but we already send it at the internet.
Me: (Snickers)
Sora: (Notices me) What are you laughing at?
Me: Oh nothing.
Riku: Wait a minute! So it was you two who've been pranking around the studio?
Axel: Well duh!
Riku: So it was you guys who surprised me with the tissue paper!
Me: Oh yeah! I remember that!
Flashback
Me: Ready?
Axel: I already set up the trap. Good luck!
Me: Okay!
Narrator: several minutes later
Me: Hey Riku!
Riku: What?
Me: Could you give me some tissue?
Riku: Uh... Sure.
Riku pulls the tissue roll. Suddenly, a tape measure (The tape measure the carpenters use. Yeah, that one) explodes which surprises Riku
Riku: Holy shit!
Me: (Laughs and shows him my cellphone) I got the whole scene and I'm going to show everybody! (Leaves)
Riku: Hey! Get back here! (Chases me)
End of flashback
Me: Ah, good times, good times...
Riku: I still hate that prank.
Then, Kairi, Namine, and Aqua came in, wearing Sora, Roxas and Terra's outfit. Which were too big for them to fit.
Me: 'Bout damn time!
Kairi: Sorry, Sora's clothes are hard to wear.
Me: Right, still remember that. Anyway, where's the apple sauce?
Aliah: Right here. (Gives me the apple sauce)
Me: Thank you! Okay girls, eat this.
Namine: We're going to eat apple sauce?
Me: Actually, you're going to stuff it in your mouth.
Kairi, Namine, Aqua: (Shrugs and puts the apple sauce in their mouth)
Me: And sing this song! (Gives them a paper)
Kairi, Namine, Aqua: (Sighs and sings the song)
Narrator: Two minutes later
Kairi: Could we get some water?
Me: Go ahead, feel free to roam around.
Aqua: Thanks.
Then, the three girls left
Me: What is taking Zexion so long?
Sam: Want me to check on him?
Me: Sure.
Sam: (Leaves)
Me: While Sam is checking on Zexion, let's continue. (Reads the letter and types something on my laptop) Hey Sora, Riku! Check this out!
Sora and Riku: (Looks at the laptop)
Sora: Can I destroy it?
Me: No.
Sora: Okay then. (Burns my laptop)
Me: Hey!
Sora: What? It's called burning not destroying.
Me: Good theory. Anyway, Sam! Is Zexion done?
Sam: Yeah!
Me: Great! Bring him here!
Sam: (Drags Zexion, who is wearing the underwear)
Everyone: (Tries not to laugh but fails)
Me: Nice underwear!
Zexion: (Mutters something)
Me: Just do it already.
Zexion: (Groans and sings)
Everyone: (Laughs even harder)
Zexion: Okay you had your fun. Now, can I change already?
Me: Yes you may.
Zexion: (Leaves)
Me: Okay, let's move! (Gives the letter to Xemnas)
Xemnas: (Reads it) Hell no.
Me: Do it or I'll strip you naked in front of everyone!
Xemnas: Alright, I'll do it already!
Me: Wait!
Xemnas: What!
Me: I have a better idea! (Looks at Axel) You thinking what I'm thinking?
Axel: Yeah!
Me and Axel: To the mall!
Xemnas: Hell no!
Me: Hell yes!
Sora: Wait! I'm still half naked!
Me: Oh right!
Then, Kairi, Namine and Aqua came in, wearing their normal clothes
Kairi: Here you go, Sora! (Gives the clothes to Sora)
Sora: Yes!
Sora leaves and then comes back within 10 seconds, wearing his clothes
Me: Weird.
Riku: I know.
Me: But anyway, to the mall!
Narrator: Ten minutes later
Xemnas: I am not going to run around in the fucking public!
Me: Well, the dare said you have to run around naked!
Xemnas: Fucking no!
Then, a mother with a child passes by and hears our coversation
Boy: What is the meaning of fuck?
Mother: (Gasps) Don't say that! (Glares at Xemnas and leaves)
Me: Xemnas, don't cuss in the public.
Xemnas: I can cuss all I want!
Me: Just do the dare!
Xemnas: Fine!
Narrator: Ten minutes later back at Key's house
Me: I still can't believe that the officer arrested Xemnas
Roxas: Well, at least no one is going to boss us around.
Axel: Oh yeah!
Me: Let's move on. (Gives the letter to Marluxia)
Marluxia: (Reads it, grins and snaps his finger)
Then, all of my plants began to move and wraps Axel tightly
Axel: Hey petal boy! Let go of me!
Marluxia: No can do, Axel. (Summons portal and whistles)
Then, Fan girls came in and squeals as they tackle Axel
Me: Oooh, that's gonna hurt tomorrow. Anyway, that's all folks!
Mickey: See ya real soon!
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Sorry for the delay! The computer got a virus but it's already fixed! Again, I'm so sorry! Please R&R
See ya!