Hungary,

Naw, we're only drinkin' buddehz :P but I know his type well enough! Heroes are supposed to, y'know! 8D

Also, England just came back from Japan's place all pissed off and then barged into my house and stole my gun... O.o'

Sooo yeah! Takin' Matty shoppin the AMERICAN EPIC WIN way tomorrow! And gonna go drinking with Gilly tonight! This is gonna be so much win! HERO TIME!

America

America,

Don't go out with Prussia tonight. Or looking for Canada tomorrow. If you tell Prussia anything (and I don't trust any man with beer in him to keep his mouth shut), you will throw the proverbial monkey wrench in your brother's chance at happiness. Not heroic at all.

In addition, you said you would help me, not take over operations. Let me put it this way: if you screw with what I've got planned, I will allow France to have his way with you. Then I will let England, in his current mood, see that it is happening, and tell him that it was your idea. Do we understand each other?

Good. See you Thursday.

Hungary

Hungary,

Absolutely no promises as far as the creature is concerned. Also, as for America, I will try, but this I simply can't promise. I do apologize.

England

England,

Here's a start. Invite America to dinner. Right now. Promise him hamburgers if you have to. But Priority One is to make sure he's with you tonight, and not with Prussia. His inner over-sugared cartoon character is on the verge of completely fucking up Operation Maple Beer. You know he doesn't shut up.

I'm sorry I have to inflict (?) him on you, but this is an emergency; you understand.

Regards,

Hungary

Dear Hungary,

I'd talk when Israel freezes her settlements and starts drawing them back.

Salaam,

Palestine

Palestine,

Well, you'll have to go through the humans on this one. Good luck working this all out.

Hungary

Dear Hungary,

Err... Right. Forgive me. I shall begin adjusting my plans for Canada being the "fairer sex." God help him. He's sure about Prussia?

Love,

Austria

Dear Austria,

As far as I can tell, yes. (Poor kid.) But as long as he knows what he wants, I'm going to help.

Go ahead and plan, love. Right now, though, I want Canada to be both visible and audible on Thursday. I think today's lesson went well enough.

Love,

Hungary