The Most Screwed Up Things Happen to Us
A/N: OH MY GAWD, the last chapter…holy shizzel
ANYWAY!!! I LOVE YOU MY LOYAL READERS! I am so thankful for you guys –teary eyed- You have been with me to the end!
Note: …I'm making the Sequel…even though I really want to do the trilogy first but then the out of orderness would kill people.
Note 2: I'm real lazy about this chapter…I just want to move to the sequel. Sorry if you think it's short…-sweat drop-
Note 3: I am drawing Itachi in the dress and I want it to be perfect so please, be patient. I'll try and post it on my homepage ASAP.
Question: What comes first? The ring exchange or the vows? W/e…it's my fic.
Chapter TWENTY: Finally
(-3 days before the wedding-)
"Yes, that menu is to have enough food for about twenty people…Yes…I'll pay at the reception. No…I'd prefer an all male wait staff…Yes, the reception will begin at 3 pm and they should set up at 2. Thank you." Click. Nolena hung up the phone and walked back into the room she would be sharing with Itachi till after the wedding, he was trying on his dress. "You look beautiful Itachi-kun."
The dress was in deed magnificent; everything you'd expect Itachi to want. It was a floor length dress; from the waist down it belled out and swished with every movement. The bell was a deep red silk with an outer layer of (real) silver thread veil with many different round abstract designs sewn in, in the color black (the silver was colored). The upper half was a thick material and tight, long sleeved in the same deep red, and it did a v-neck dip to mid breast there was the same silver and black fabric that covered that up to his neck. There was a slightly darker shade of red lace doing the same round abstract designs on the arms and torso. A large silver bow wraps around the abs and pulls out nicely behind him, only slightly out of the width of his waist and the loose ends hung down the back. He truly is stunning.
The man turns around and smiles at her.
"Thank you. I'm so excited! I just can't help myself, I always want to wear it."
Nolena smiles at her friend and then draws him into a tight hug; which he returns eagerly. They sit on the bed and Nolena clasps his hands, playing with his engagement ring.
"I can not believe you are marrying someone, it's touching really, I'm so happy for you…"
They start crying again and that is how Sasori and Deidara find them; clinging to each other and crying happily.
"Sasori no Dana, if we get married I want lots of crying too! Un." the blonde clings to the red heads arm and nuzzles his shoulder.
The red head blushes.
"Er…ok…"
"I love you so much Saso-koi." The blonde leans up and kisses his boyfriend gently and the sweetness shocks the red head, but he kisses back lovingly.
"I know Dei-chan…I do too."
Click. The couple looks over at the other and seems Nolena holding a camera.
"That was so cute. We should like put this in extra-large size and make a bill board!"
"Eh, I was thinking like an airplane add."
"YES!"
"You two are psycho. Un."
(-Night before wedding-)
Itachi shivered in his cloak as the gang walked into the expensive hotel the wedding reception would be taking place in. He scurried up the stairs to his room with Nolena before his fiancé could see him. It is bad luck to see the bride before the wedding.
"Are you still sure you want the wedding outside Itachi-kun? I can always have-"
"I said I want an outside winter wedding! That is final!"
"Ok, ok. Jeeze don't bite my head off. I was just- Itachi what is wrong?!" Nolena runs to her beloved friend and holds him as he starts crying. She had no idea what was wrong.
"I'm so scared! W-what if he suddenly changes his mind?" The weeping young man buries his face in his hands and rocks back and forth slowly. "I c-couldn't imagine my life with out him!" Harsh sobs rack his body; it was worse than normal.
"Itachi…that will no happen, he loves you so much and you love him the same. I've never seen anything so filled with love when you two are just with each other. I believe that not wanting to marry you is the furthest thing from his mind."
"A-are you sure? I mean-" Nolena presses two fingers to his lips to quiet him.
"I've never been more sure."
A wide smile grasps the Uchiha's face and he clings to his best friend crying happily.
(-2 hours before the wedding-)
Deidara, Sasuke, Nolena, Arian and Tsunade (the one marrying them) watch the bride to be wearing a towel around his hips; his hair dripping water form his shower and now measuring his waistline. They were all confused as to why he was doing it.
"Itachi-kun…what are you doing?" Everyone jumps as he throws the measuring tape at the wall, putting a dent in it.
"I'm only a 23! I wanted to be a 22!" Everyone sweat drops.
"If you lose anymore weight Aniki you wont fit your dress."
"But I look ugly!" Itachi wraps his arms around his abdomen self-consciously.
Everyone stares at the dark haired shinobi as if he grew a second head. Surely he was joking. With his lean, hard body, gorgeous 8-pack covered by pale beautiful skin and his well shaped face and dark midnight locks and those perfect eyes…he is perfection.
"Itachi-san, you have 2 percent body fat. You body is flawless." Arian spoke up, offering some complements in hopes to cheer him up.
"I shouldn't have any body fat!"
"Itachi-kun…I'm gonna smack you. Just in case if you haven't noticed already…you are a WALKING. ORGASMIC. SEX. GOD."
Everyone blushes at the silver-haired girls words, they are in deed 100 percent true. Itachi looks up and stares, his arms loosen and he sets his hands on his well-defined hips.
"Really?" Everyone nods and he turns to look in the 3-way mirror, admiring his beautiful body. "I am, aren't I?" Everyone sighs in relief; an unhappy Itachi was hell on legs and usually death.
"Ok, if you plan on helping Itachi get ready stay if not, leave."
Tsunade left the room saying she had to go review the wedding ceremony sequence. Everyone else stayed.
"Ok then…Arian please get Itachi's dress and make sure it is perfect. Sasuke uh…get me my cosmetic bag. Deidara, get the hair stuffs. Itachi, sit at the vanity."
Nolena took a towel and began drying her friend's hair once he sat down. When Deidara came over she took the blow dryer, plugged it in and began the process of treating the Uchiha's hair.
"Nolena-san, may I help? Un." The blonde places the purple hairbrush into the waiting hand.
"You touch my head I'll kill you." Itachi winces as the ex-goddess smoothes out a knot. Deidara pouts.
"But you let Nolena-san touch you, un."
"You're point?"
"I don't have one, un."
"Good."
"Dei-chan, pass me the tamer." The blonde follows the command and does everything as told.
Everyone was helping the Uchiha to become the vision of the perfect Bride, even though he is male. It appears that
(-With Kisame-)
"Sasori-san…what if he says no!?" Kisame shook his red headed friend harshly out of panic.
"He'll say yes."
"How the fuck do you know!?"
The red head twitches, and resists punching the man in front of him.
"Because he loves you. Now let me go, and go take your shower and get dressed, the rest of us are trying to do that!"
"FINE!" The blue groom goes to the suite bathroom and proceeds to take his shower. The nerves were getting to him and he couldn't almost bear it. He loved the man he is to wed with his whole heart and he was terrified that he'd say no. He smiled to himself as he realized that no matter how bad things got between himself and his lover, they always solved it and their bond became more powerful.
They are inseparable.
(-Wedding time-)
A handsome blue haired man stands on the snow-covered ground under an arch of black and red flowers, his heart pounds in his chest as he waits for his soon to be bride to arrive.
The man folded his hands behind himself, feeling more nervous as he began wrinkling the sleeve of his white and light blue marital kimono with a deep blue sash on it. The cold wasn't even bothering him because his shaking kept him warm.
His eyes pan the small gathering of people. For reasons unknown to him, Itachi wanted people he knew there so he just invited random people whilst Kisame said all he need was his lover there and the rest didn't matter.
Kakashi Hatake and Iruka Umino were sitting in the crowd as well, as a couple. This stuck Kisame as odd for he remembered they tried to kill Itachi and himself a few years back. There was also Jiraiya, and a chained up Orochimaru and Kabuto, surrounded by ANBU. Apparently Itachi wanted to shove it in the snake's face that he had a husband (almost) and a best friend still.
The Leader, Toby, Zetsu, Hidan, Kakuzu, the twins and Kyuubi all sat scattered amongst the bride and groom sides; not knowing who to sit for.
Kisame looks at Sasuke, Sasori and Nolena who are all wearing simple black and white winter dresses, he turned to the men; Naruto and Sasori were there in white kimonos'. Sasori is his best man and Nolena is Itachi's maid of honor.
Seeing them standing there made the feeling all more real; and then he saw Itachi preparing to walk down the rose petal covered ground. He smiled widely and chuckled when the wolf Chikara trotted down the aisle first and sat beside Nolena; he was wearing a kimono as well.
Everyone stood as the beautiful man carrying black roses began walking down the aisle to the slow wedding music being played. Kisame's heart swells with passion as he takes his lover's hand and brings him beside him and they turn to the Hokage. Tsunade smiles at them; and the guests' reseat themselves; Iruka was dabbing his eyes.
The blonde woman opens her Wedding ceremony book and begins reading…
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Kisame lifts the white veil covering Itachi's face and drapes it backwards; revealing the smiling face of his lover. He lowers his hands and takes the shorter mans own hands, clutching them tightly.
"The Bride and Groom will now exchange the rings. Kisame, please present your husband with his wedding band."
Sasori hands over two white gold rings to his friend and Itachi takes one and let's his lover slide his own onto his left finger.
"And now Itachi, if you will present your husband with his wedding band."
Itachi slides the ring onto Kisame's blue ring finger and holds it even tighter than before.
This is really happening…"Do you Kisame Hoshigaki, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I do." Itachi's eyes water at his words.
"Do you Itachi Uchiha, take this man to also be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I do." Happy tears begin sliding down his face. Kisame wipes it away; smiling still. Tsunade has to wipe her own tears before moving on. Nearly everyone is crying.
"I now present you husband and husband, you may now kiss one another."
Kisame dives in and latches his mouth onto Itachi's and is greeted by a willing tongue and he massages it with his own. As they kiss the wind picks up swirling around the light snow and some rose petals from the ground.
Everyone begins clapping and the Akatsuki members give hoots of encouragement. Sasuke tries to hide it but he begins sobbing in happiness for his brother; thankful he was now close to his brother and able to witness this amazing event.
Orochimaru was trying to kill someone but we all don't care. Kabuto was crying but not because of the wedding because the ANBU had chained him too tightly. After the pairing stopped kissing the ANBU carried them away; back to Konoha.
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Itachi and Kisame both hold the silver knife as they both cut their white wedding cake. More cheering erupts as they both feed each other the cake and then they begin to tongue each other again.
The cake is taken away, dismantled and then cut up and served to the guests.
Sasori stands up tapping his glass.
"I have a crazed feeling that I have no idea what I'm doing as Kisame's best man…but I am so who cares!" everyone chuckles. "Anyway I'd like to say that of the eight years plus I've know both these people not too well. Itachi was my violent best friend and Kisame was…there. They have been good to me sort of and we were all together for the longest time. Now that the insane Leader is gone, we can all separate into better lives of being retired criminals. Which is depressing! I'm 45 years old but my lover is like…19…and Kisame is 29 and Itachi is 21…but…screw it! Here to the newly weds; may they have long happy lives and many children!"
The red head raises his glass and everyone follows; while laughing and then drinks down the alcohol.
"Ok enough of the formalities! Let's party!" Sasori shouted and he grabbed Deidara and dragged him to the dance floor, the DJ Nolena hired put on some hard rock fast dance music. Kisame and Itachi smirk at each other and are also on the dance floor being insane. Naruto and Sasuke were probably the worst because it seemed like dry sex more than dirty dancing.
"Oh no Kakashi, I'll need more alcohol before I make a fool of myself."
"…Nah I can't wait that long…" Five seconds later they are also on the dance floor. Iruka blushing like a tomato but still, they dance.
Nolena giggles as the others set foot on the dance floor, she rolls her eyes at the dirtiness, and really doesn't want to be involved with such things. She starts when someone taps her on the shoulder, and then sits beside her.
"T-Tsunade-sama…"
"I miss my drinking nights you Nolena-kun, how come you never came to see me before you left?"
The appointed girl pales visibly and the flushes red while looking at her lap.
"I-uh…"
"It's because I kissed you…and said those things, isn't it." It was more of a statement than anything, and she has a serious face on but drinks down an entire glass of sake.
Nolena nods slowly; feeling embarrassed.
"Here." Tsunade offers a large glass of sake, which Nolena drank half of in one go.
The two women begin a random conversation about random things while drinking, eventually both becoming partly drunk by consuming so much in less than an hour.
"Tsunade…I do admit, you are quite the looker." I dazed expression had settled onto the girls features and she smiles lazily at the blonde.
A smirk dances on he face as the blonde Hokage sips more of her drink.
"Of course I am, I am the most amazing woman to cross this earth. After you of course, you and that body, it had to be given to you by the gods."
"You are exactly right, dear." Nolena reaches out and plays with one of Tsunade's blonde locks. "I've always had a thing for blondes they are so beautiful, especially the intelligent ones." Tsunade laughs lightly, feeling proud she got her "crush" to loosen up.
"Are you making a move on me?"
"I have no idea, am I?"
"Would you like to dance?" A quick nod comes from the woman she asked and she sets both of their drinks down then brings her to the dance floor and they begin to move with one another, sensually.
Itachi laughs to himself as he sees this. "Hey Koibito…look at that, our little Nolena finally opened the closet and marched right out. And look! The Leader is jealous…how I wish I had a camera…"
Kisame stops sucking his husband's neck and looks up. "I think Nolena-sama is drunk…and of course Leader is jealous he has a thing for her."
"Eh, you know what they say…when drunk; the truth comes out."
"Heh…I don't care about anything but you at the moment…Let's forget about all of those people and ditch this party, what do you say?" A perverted smile lands on his face and Itachi smirks.
"I say why are you saying this now instead of like after Sasori stopped talking."
"Good question." Kisame kisses his partner and then they run off sneaking away.
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After about two minutes of dancing Tsunade finally made her move and kissed the girl again who responded this time, which made the blonde ecstatic.
She pulled away and began sucking on her neck, really in need of something more than kissing.
"A-Arashi-kun…" are the words that escape her victims lips and she stops and looks at her in the eyes.
"W-what?"
"I've always liked you Arashi-kun…" Tsunade steps away, frowning.
"You could have said you liked him and not me!" she walks away wiping a couple tears as she leaves the room. Nolena sighs and shakes off her hangover, annoyed that alcohol didn't have much effect on her for more than a few minutes.
Suddenly coming to her senses in the middle of a heated gay kiss wasn't pleasant; since she denies being bisexual. Nolena hated having to fake being drunk to get the woman away from her; it must have hurt. The girl goes and sits back at the table and takes a fresh bottle of hard liquor and begins drinking it.
"So, you get in a fight with your girlfriend Nolena-san?"
Said girl looks up at her own crush and smiles.
"I may have a thing for blondes but last I checked they were all male." She winks at him and sips more of the beverage.
"Well I'm blonde, do you want to dance?" A beautiful smile graces his lips.
"What a cheesy pick up line, but sure." She takes his offered hand and stands with him.
"But it worked so it wasn't that bad."
"Yes but it was still cheesy."
The DJ slowed the music down for the wedded couple but they weren't there so it didn't matter. Arashi pulls his dance partner to him and she wraps her arms around his neck and buries her face in his chest sighing contently; he smiles and rests his hands on her waist as they dance slowly. The other couples around them were glued to each other but they just danced for the sake of it, considering they weren't even together.
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Itachi takes off his gown and places it over a chair and then jumps on his already half naked partner; forcing him onto the large bed.
"How many days has it been since we've had sex Itachi?"
"Four."
"I think you are a nymphomaniac." An I-know-something-you-don't-want-me-to-know look was on his face as he stroked his lover's cheek. Itachi pouts a little.
"What's that look for?"
"You are really the biggest nympho I know." Kisame flips the position and pins his lover underneath him; his hands over his head and his legs parted with his knees forcing them apart. The shark's mouth begins attacking his neck with his yet again filed down teeth.
"W-what do you mean-ah…mh…"
"You've been screwing around with a certain little silver haired girl…" Itachi arches his backing pleasure as he feels his sensitive spot being attacked.
"K-Kisame…I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner…"
"As long as you're with me forever I don't care…enough talk, more sex."
Kisame begins rubbing his husbands erect penis through his boxers and smirks at the reaction; he begins teasing his body more.
"K-k…mh Kisame…" His mouth is covered by the shark mans and they are drawn into a passionate kiss. A loud moan erupts from his throat as the same hand slides into his boxers and grips his rock hard length, massaging it sensuously.
Eventually the annoying cloth barrier is ripped from his body and his lover moves to start him orally but he stops him, earning a confused look.
Itachi breaks from his hold and flips the positions again; and literally rips his lover's clothing off of his body.
"It's my turn to please you, koi." Itachi slowly licks the head of the engorged man flesh before him and slides the tip of his tongue over the slit, sending waves of pleasure through the mans body.
"Fuck…Itachi…"
In a matter of seconds Itachi had swallowed his entire cock down his throat and he moaned out in ecstasy. Itachi began stroking skin beneath the scrotum and slide his mouth all over his lovers hard dick and brought him to the edge and stopped, and smiled at his lover whimper in need for release.
"You bastard…please Itachi…"
The weasel didn't need to be told anyway for he was already positioning his body over his lovers and sank down onto the stiff member.
"Fuuuuck…oh Kisame…" Itachi's black nails dug into the blue mans hips as he rested on the dick, fully sheathing it. It felt as if he was one with his lover, it was so tight and a mix of pain and pleasure, it was the first time he hadn't been prepared for such a large intrusion.
"M-move…please."
Kisame's hand gripped Itachi as he made him move a little but the weasel began moving slowly as well, sliding up till he was almost out of him and sliding back down just as slowly till fully re-sheathed. His prostate was struck on one of his slow strokes and he moved up quicker and slammed back down in that same angle.
"I-Itachi!"
Kisame's hand grabs the back of his lovers neck and forces him down into a kiss as he then moves both hands to grip Itachi's hips and slam him back down onto his hard dick.
The kissing became more heated and the sex became feral as they reach climax, and Kisame then came hard, and broke form the kiss to shout his lover's name.
Itachi refused his climax and slowed down with his lover, panting heavily at the excitement.
"Itachi…I love you so much…I've waited so long for this day."
"I can a only say it finally happened, and it was real…it still is; and I'm so happy." The brunette nuzzles his lovers smooth chest, his hard dick aching.
"Koi…you're still hard…"
"That's because I wanted to have a go at being your seme; if you don't mind submitting to me."
Kisame raised a dark eyebrow. Honestly he was surprised at the idea, he had never been toped, in any relationship; he is always seme."
"You; my seme?"
"First time for everything, right love?"
A grin settles onto the blue mans features; he kisses his lover again.
"For you, I'll do anything; I love you so much."
"But I love you more."
"I doubt it, this time I really do."
Itachi's heart swelled with happiness as he gave his lover a passionate kiss; he was finally home, finally with the one he loved. He finally was where he belonged; in the arms of his husband; who loved him as much as he loved him back and more.
Fin
A/N: Ah…finished finally. I cried writing it. I'm proud; I finished it! I was up till 6:30 this morning but no biggy. The sequel wont be out till Wednesday August 8th at the earliest. If anyone can guess what it's about you'll get a sneak peak at the first chappy! –smiles-
I AM SO SORRY FOR ANY ERRORS IN HERE! I was really tired and I coudl bear myself to reread it 4 tiems like normal...-cries
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