Ohmyagawsh I feel so bad for not writing for so long! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! oh and if anyone's looking for a new Yaoi story I suggest Eerie Queerie! Is goot!
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-Indain cows
T'was a day just an, ordinary day just trying to get by... Oh never mind! It was a western day that was western like and everyone felt like being western so they were. Yuki walked into the room wearing a cowboy hat and some ugly cow looking pants that made Shuichi think of popcorn. He shook off the thought and looked around the room trying to figure out what he should be. Tohma was also being a cowboy he wore a tacky badge that said Sherriff (yes it was spelled incorrectly) and he also wore a huge white hat. In other words he looked really stupid. Fudge man was a jailbreak and Ryuu was an indian. He wore a feathery head dress with lots of flamingo feathers on it. K was also a cowboy and since there were so many cowboys Tatsuha was an indian. Now Shuichi felt so left out so he went away for a while to try and find his inner calling on this asbsurd day. Everyone else was walking around with really bad Yankee accents and it was all very akward. Especially when the jail escapee was shot by Yuki. And he was yet again another murderer. Poor Yuki.
3 days later
"Yukii!" The annoying sing-song voice of his boyfriend reverberated throughout the whole apartment as the door slammed shut. Yuki massaged his temples, these leather cowboy pants were really making him agitated... and badly affecting his reproductive system yeah... but he's gay so who really cares? "I'm baaack!" The pink haired freak screamed. Causing Yuki to fear the world. Shuichi walked in and it was weird. he was dressed as an indian cow... Yuki's eyes curled in and went spluck and then he fell on the ground and began a strange ritual that was scarey. It consisted of sacrificing a dead marshmallow and fungi found in the far reaches of the Ogopogo's stomach. The indian cow was confused and as a result of that Yuki woke up after his ritual and found himself in a huggy jacket with many a pillows...
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Poor Yuki... I really do feel sorry for him! And thankyou Agent Z for the idea lol