Author's Notes: I own nothing except Klaxon, Crater, Rupture, and Rift.
Aiden, Nasuada, Corvo's design and Wala belong to HKGhost.
Epilogue
"And that's how Corvo was defeated." said Malefor finishing his tale to the hatchlings gathered around him.
"Wow..." breathed the young ones in awe.
"Wait a minute. That all happened five thousand years ago. How can you, your girlfriend-" "Wife actually." "-Whatever. The wolf/lioness, the wolf, Spyro, and Cynder still be alive?" said one of the older ones.
"Oh wouldn't you like to know?" said Malefor winking at Nasuada who was nearby and she giggled.
"Okay, then what about that masked idiot? He disappeared and nobody's seen any sign of the guy since. I bet he's not even real."
Suddenly a vortex opened up and out walked the "masked idiot".
"I don't like people calling me an idiot. Especially kids. Besides, I'm not stupid, I'm just eccentric! Here! Have a cigar!" said Klaxon shoving a cigar into the kid's mouth and lighting it with his thumb.
*EXPLOSION!*
The kid's face was now covered in soot and ash and everybody laughed at his misery.
"Oops! I forgot again! They explode! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Klaxon dancing around like the Joker.
"I missed his antics." said Malefor cracking a smile.
"What happened to Rift?" asked another young one and Malefor's face fell instantly and Klaxon decided to try to lighten the mood.
"Who wants to see balloon Animals come to life?" said the masked man yet the mood didn't lighten up.
"I have to go..." said Malefor getting up and walking away, his head hung low.
"Hold on a minute kids. *Whistles*"
Suddenly another portal opened up and a man with white skin, green hair, and red eyes and lips, wearing a purple suit walked out.
"Hello kids! Want to see some tricks?" said Joker pulling out a bottle of water and spraying Harley in the face and the kids burst out laughing.
"Hey kids, want to see want happens when you tick a girl off?" said Harley brandishing her hammer.
"Since when did you lose your sense of humor Harley?"
"Since you ruined my new dress Mr. Jay. COME HERE!"
"MOMMY!"
The kids were laughing the heads off as Harley chased Joker across the courtyard.
Klaxon walked up to Malefor who was looking over the streets of Warfang with a solem expression.
"So, what happened to Rift?" said Klaxon sitting near the edge.
"I'd rather not talk about it." said Malefor.
"He didn't get corrupted did he?"
"No, now drop the subject."
"Okay, okay. I won't push, I can tell its a sore subject. So, how's life now?"
"Good. Peace has settled on the land but...5,000 years, who knows how long it will last?"
"You should see how bad it is back home."
"Do I want to know?"
"No. Hah ha hah...no..."
*Explosion!*
"Now what?" said Malefor looking towards the gates and a huge Jackal army stood in front of the gates.
"Oh come on!" said Malefor in frustration.
"You jinxed yourself buddy." chided Klaxon jokingly yet Malefor knocked him off the roof.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" screamed Klaxon before he hit the ground and became a pancake. He then peeled his face off the ground.
"That was fun! Let's do it again!"
Malefor face-palms before he takes off for the city's gates. Upon arriving the purple dragon saw Orks fighting off the Jackals aggressively.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!" roared an Ork Nob swinging his crude war club, taking out five Jackals in one hit.
Malefor sighs in annoyance before he exhales a massive fireball taking out twenty Jackals.
"Shake!" said Joker grabbing a Jackal's hand and joy-buzzing the guy until his head exploded, "HAHAHAHAHAHA! Don't forget the punch-line!"
A spiked boxing glove shoots out of the small handgun he's holding, taking a Jackal's head off.
Joker then finds himself surrounded and he puts his hands in the air.
"Tough crowd. What? You people can't take a few jokes? You guys are worse than only Bat-brains. Smile!"
Red mist then comes out of the flower on his jacket which cause the Jackals surrounding him to cough violently before they start laughing hysterically before they literally "die laughing".
"YAY!" said Klaxon throwing bombs at the Jackals before a sword erupts from his chest.
"Ooooooh! Ya got me!" said Klaxon clutching his chest around the sword before he pulls it out like nothing, "Just kidding! HAHAHAHA!"
Shadow Claws then pull ten Jackals into oblivion.
"Great. Another war..." muttered Malefor, head-butting a Jackal before he slit the creature's throat with his three-pronged kunai tail-blade.
Meanwhile; Underworld...
Corvo sighed in boredom as he watched the war between Jackals and dragons rage.
"This is why I wanted to renew the world..." muttered the dark purple dragon before a tail blade smacked him upside the head.
"I thought I told you to quit talking like that sweetie." said Jessamine walking in.
"Sorry, habit."
The gold robed figure then walked in.
"You're lucky I felt bad for you Corvo. Normally with your crimes, you'd go over to Scorpion for your punishment but your girlfriend convinced me otherwise." said the skeleton as he sat down on the throne in front of the pool that showed the battle.
"And you say you're not heartless..." muttered Corvo under his breath yet (Cousin) Death heard him.
"Heartless?! I have a heart! See?!" said the skeleton pulling his cloak open to reveal...
*Ba-bump!*
*Ba-bump!*
*Ba-bump!*
...a beating heart in his rib cage and his eye sockets widen before he pulls his cloak back into place.
"Oops! How'd that get there?!" said the skeleton as his bony cheeks turned red.
"I wish I hadn't seen that." said Corvo.
"Same here." said Jessamine.
"Oh quit it! You seen undead skeletons all the time!" said CD turning around and crossing his arms.
"Not one with a beating heart." said Corvo.
"D'oh! Just watch the battle!"
The three sit back and watch the fight, Corvo with some anxiety...
*Scene Fades to Black*
END CHAPTER AND STORY
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I'm not sure if I'll do a sequel, this story does have some potential for it...oh well, hope you enjoyed.