The Looney Tunes Basketball Team were all inside their locker room, getting ready for another game, this time against the tiny toons.

"Hey Bugs, tell me again why we're facing the tiny toons in a basketball game? We're bigger than them, we run the Looniversity they go to, and clearly I find all of this a bit desthpicable!" Daffy commented.

Bugs sighed as she put on his basketball uniform. "Daffy, Daffy, Daffy. They may be small, but that's just it. Ever played a Super Smash Bros. game? Surely they're faster than us or something."

Daffy sighed in annoyance. "Right. Tell me again why we have these matches? Are they exhibition matches?"

"Duh. Of course. This is a fanfic. What else would you want?" Bugs commented.

Then, all of a sudden, Lola farted loudly, taking in her gas with dignity as the other Looney Tunes coughed and gagged in annoyance.

"What else would I not want?" claimed Daffy, who wafted the air around him for obvious reasons. Lola walked past him, looking at Daffy as he stood up. "By the way sweet cheeks, don't stink up the whole court this time."

Lola proceeded to place her hand on Daffy's shoulder, but he slapped it away. "I can't guarantee that. My farts make us unbeatable! And if you got a problem with my gassiness, then that's just too bad for you." Lola commented, walking sexually past Daffy as she let out a cute little poot.

Meanwhile, in the Tiny Toons locker room, the tiny toons were also preparing for their basketball game.

"Hey Buster, why did we agree to challenge the Looney Tunes to a basketball game again? They're bigger than us, stronger than us, and they run the Looniversity we go to!" Plucky commented.

Buster simply put on his basketball uniform, listening to Plucky. "So? We may be smaller than them, but they learned basketball off the bat during the Space Jam, and we can be just as good! Oh, and we're faster too! It's Super Smash Bros. logic."

Then, all of a sudden, Babs popped up in front of Buster and Plucky, smiling gleefully and wearing a basketball uniform. "Keep in mind that this is just a fanfic, and this is an exhibition match. But most importantly, just get out there and have fun!" Babs suddenly farted loudly, blushing as she placed her hands on her furry butt, farting again. "Excuse me. Hee hee!"

Plucky simply groaned in annoyance, having a hunch as to how things were gonna turn out.

Back at the Looney Tunes locker room, Michael Jordan appeared again.

"Oh hey Mike! What's up?" Bugs greeted, munching on his carrot.

Michael walked over to Bugs and Daffy. "Just came to let you know that if you're wondering how the games in this fanfic work, well that's up to the author. Just lettin' you know. Oh, and good luck out there."

Then, Stan Polodak popped up from behind Michael. "Yeah! Good luck."

Michael gave Stan a serious expression. "Stan, stop that.

Stan giggled nervously. "Sorry Mike. Carry on." He then disappeared behind a wall.

Bugs then looked to the audience, or in this case the reader, pointing his thumb back at Stan. "You think he'd learn."