Disclaimer: I don't own Dan and Phil nor anyone associated with them

Hello Pastries, so thanks to SmoshPhanGrrl for the pranks and after this is, yes another angsty Zach one...I just realized that the girls ones tend to be fluffy while Zach is just a big ball of angst. Though to be fair Dan and Phil were kind of the same way. Anyway, this is the kids doing a prank war.

Destiny - 17

Zachary - 12

Lilian - 10

Today was April 1st, and on April 1st it was customary to play a trick on someone. So of course Zach, being the wonderful little brother he was...was going to play a prank on his big sister. Of course, he enlisted the help of his little sister to do so...by bribing her with chores and dessert of course, but it worked and that was the important part in all of this. Lily was currently on the lookout outside Des' door, whilst his 17 year old sister was asleep. Having been up late last night, and snuck back in through the window...how did he know this? He'd heard daddy and papa yelling at her last night. Still, right now he had to be quiet and vigilant. He got her laptop, and went to Youtube. pulling up the best hits of Miley Cyrus, he put the volume on maximum before quickly closing the laptop and sneaking out of the room. Destiny, groaned and sighed as she woke up.

The teenager knitted her brow, wondering why her laptop was here. She sighed and opened it, screaming as Miley Cyrus' voice erupted from the speakers. She glared as Zachary laughed, before smirking. So, that was how he wanted to play it...well..she had a few tricks up her sleeve as well. She got her phone, and texted Anna to get her some goat's milk. A plan in mind, once Anna was over, she ran down the stairs and collected the milk. Making sure that Zach was on the couch with Lilian.

Zachary looked up, as Anna came by with milk which was odd.

" What's that?" He asked, as he and Lily peered upwards.

"Nothing, just some...supper amazing milk, its better than almond milk even." She replied, making sure to hide the name with her hand. Zachary narrowed his eyes, wondering what she was getting at with this. She smiled and walked to the kitchen, pouring herself a glass and drinking it. She hid her disgusted face, and set the glass down.

"Hey don't we have cookies?" Said Destiny, before going to the pantry, Zachary both suspicious and curious went over to the glass of milk. Well, he was thirsty and besides if Des had dranken it how bad could it be? He drank some and his eyes widened. She laughed, as he spit it back out, into the sink.

"What is this?" He asked in horror, the teenage girl took the glass.

"That dear little brother is goat's milk." She replied, before taking a sip and sighing. "Victory is a glass best served cold."

Zach glared at her and ran off...no, he was not going to lose. When he stopped and smirked, an idea popping into his head. He smirked, and quietly went past his dads' room as they were still asleep, they'd stayed up all night waiting for Des and needed rest. He went over, and poured some of Lilian's glitter into Destiny's hairdryer before smirking, immediately Destiny walked in her eyes narrowed.

" What are you doing?" She asked.

"Nothing." Said Zachary, with a small smile before handing her the blow dryer. Destiny looked down at the dryer, obviously Zach had to have done something to it. So she smirked.

"Lily, do you want to use my blow dryer!" She called and Zach's face turned pale. He immediately went to stop Lily, but the ten year old had gone in...and the next thing he knew there was a scream, he ran in and saw glitter everywhere and most of it in Lily's hair and on her clothes. Lily looked up, at her siblings who were looking at each other. The ten year old sniffed and ran crying to Dan and Phil waking them up.

"Why is Lily covered in glitter and crying?" Asked Phil, with a small yawn.

"Prank war." They replied simultaneously, Phil sighed and ran a hand through his hair he was tired and didn't want to put up with anything today.

" Don't drag Lily into it, she's the innocent one...in all of this, don't let it get out of hand." Said Phil before going back to bed. Zachary walked away...well that had backfired...but he knew something that wouldn't. Destiny snuck into Zach's room, before smirking as she saw one of his socks on the floor. She picked it up, and went to the bathroom, where she put on the sock as a sort of hand puppet. Inwardly it felt disgusting, but she had to do something. she went to the kitchen where she poured him water and rubbed the rim of the cup with the dirty sock.

"Oh Zach." She sang, taking the sock off.

"Yeah?" He asked from the living room, when he noticed the glass of water.

"That's not some weird drink is it?" He asked, warily.

"Nope, it's H2O...just the perfect thing to wash away the taste of goat milk." Said Destiny, handing him the glass. Zachary looked down at the water, before looking up at Destiny...nothing seemed off. He took a small sip, and she smirked.

"Whats in it!?" He asked immediately,

" Nothing...oh but, I may have used one of your socks on the glass...and you just put your mouth there." She replied, and Zach's face went pale again.

"Stop making me drink gross stuff!" He yelled, as she took the glass and ran off. He sighed, when Lily walked out and glared at him.

"I'm not speaking to you for the rest of today." Said the ten year old, before heading to the bathroom and taking a shower...once Lily was done, he went to the shower and grabbed some hair dye, before pouring it into a shampoo bottle, he looked at the color...it was going to be pink. He smirked and walked away. After a couple of hours, Dan screamed. Everyone rushed over, and Dan walked out with his hair now a dark purple.

"Who did this!" He yelled and Zach's eyes widened. After telling Dan about the prank war, both of them were grounded...he still thought it was pretty funny though.