Oh my god it's a...
CAST MEMO!
Run for you lives!
Just kidding. Read it or else...
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Omnipotent Author Bronte (Bront-tay to all those who think my name is pronounced Bront) pushed away from her laptop and stared at her corkboard of random thoughts. Her eyes came across a particular post-it note and she read it slowly.
No sooner had she done this, her bedroom door swung open and the cast from All Along traipsed into her room, each throwing her an irritated glare before seating themselves down on her bed, onto her floor and in Kero's case, on top of her messy dresser.
"Alrighty," Omnipotent Author Bronte laced her fingers in her lap, "I am aware of your complaints and I made them so important in my mind that I wrote a post it note and stuck it on my corkboard just to remind me." Everyone's eyes flashed to the little yellow post-it note almost buried amongst the other crap on that board.
"People cloning, wait. Scratch that. People coming to conplan? What?" Fujitaka muttered, trying to read the note. Omnipotent Author Bronte rolled her eyes and sighed.
"Must I do everything?" Without paying much attention to the grunts and groans from the cast of All Along, she continued, "It says to those who can't read my writing-"
"Who can read your writing?" Touya muttered sarcastically. Omnipotent Author Bronte shot him a dirty look.
"Anyway, it says-"
"Come on! I mean seriously, we've all tried to read what you've got planned for us in that ratty notebook of yours but your writing is illegible!" Naoko ranted, throwing her hands up into the air. Other characters all muttered with agreement amongst themselves.
"Shut up! All of you before I get Murdoc!" The cast of All Along all shuddered at the thought of getting bludgeoned by a sledgehammer and immediately slammed their lips tight. Omnipotent Author Bronte grinned maliciously and stood up.
"We've seemed to encounter a few problems. Such as the fact that Syaoran has to leave again for Hong Kong…wait. Where the hell are Syaoran and Sakura?"
"Right here!" Syaoran pushed open the bedroom door and staggered into the room, his hair all dishevelled and he had lip-gloss smeared all across his cheek. Sakura came in behind him, her hair a little ruffled as well. They both had an provoked, out to lunch look in their eyes.
"Whoa!" Omnipotent Author Bronte jumped about a foot in the air and raised her arms, "What the hell have you two been doing? Wipe that lip gloss off your face Syaoran and look presentable!" Omnipotent Author Bronte rolled her eyes, turned her back to them and rested her hand on her forehead, "You two disgust me." She shook her head, still facing away, "And Touya! Get your hands off of Syaoran before I whack you with my sledgehammer!"
Nineteen irritated pairs of beady, aggravated eyes stared up at Omnipotent Author Bronte as if they wanted her to say something. Instead, she went over to her corkboard and plucked the little yellow note off its surface.
"People coming over to complain." Omnipotent Author Bronte read as a-matter-of-fact-ly.
"Well no shit Sherlock." Orion stated dryly, rolling his often spoken of blue eyes.
"Aye! Keep your language to a minimum. We all know you're an old man puckered at both ends underneath that rotten guise of yours but no one wants to hear your bitching."
"You just swore yourself you brit-faced twit!" Orion retorted bitterly.
"The word I used happens to mean female dog. Hey wait, whom are you calling a brit-faced twit? Just because I have a slight accent-"
"That's enough children!" Terada-sensei got up between the two of them and pushed them out of each other's faces. Omnipotent Author Bronte turned her nose away from a sneering Orion and spun back to the rest of the cast.
"Hey! I have a question!" Camlo stuck his hand up in the air and waved it around. Omnipotent Author Bronte tapped her desk impatiently and motioned for him to continue.
"When do I start doing important dings?" He asked, wiggling his kitty ears cutely.
"Ah, that my dear will happen soon." Omnipotent Author Bronte smirked mischievously. Camlo's eyes went a little wide.
"Um, in dat case maybe I'll just stay a minor character." He said warily. Omnipotent Author Bronte continued smirking.
"Too bad. I already have a wonderful idea for you brewing in my mind."
"What about Yue?" Yukito asked, sitting on the bed beside Touya.
"He'll be up soon I promise. I kind of forgot about him until I thought about it last night."
"And me?" A small, timid voice said by the dresser. A boy in his late twenties appeared, looking nervous in the presence of the plotting author.
"Who the hell are you?" Omnipotent Author Bronte stared at the man with confusion and scepticism.
"You know, Brandon. From chapter 2? In the bar that made the bet with him?" Brandon pointed over to Orion who sent him back a venomous death glare.
"Ah! I remember you! I'll stick you in somewhere later too so sit tight." Omnipotent Author Bronte leant back on her desk beside her pet cactus.
"You know, they say the origin of the cactus was a plant brought here by the aliens. A spaceship crash landed in a desert area and thousands of cactus seeds flew everywhere and-" Takashi began before he was interrupted by Chiharu who started strangling him sadistically. The cast shrugged it off as if it was something they would see everyday.
"Aye! Syaoran and Sakura! Eyes up here!" Omnipotent Author Bronte snapped her fingers at the couple at the back of the room, who were sucking each others mouths off. They reluctantly pulled away and Syaoran flashed a smug smirk in Touya's direction.
"Why you little cocky son of a-" His speech would have gone on into some rather crude phrases if Murdoc the sledgehammer hadn't popped out of no where and tapped Touya lightly (ahem) on the head. He swayed for a moment on his feet before toppling to the ground with a loud thump.
"Touya!" Yukito shrieked, falling to his knees and holding his unconscious lover in his arms.
"Get over it! Geez," Omnipotent Author Bronte rolled her eyes dramatically. She turned to stare incredulously at the reader and sighed, "Boy love. Talk about drama."
"What's going to happen to Syaoran?" Wei inquired, reflecting back to the 'return to Hong Kong' dilemma.
"I'm working on it so don't get your knickers all in a bunch. (That's panties to you Americans/Canadians) In fact, I have a plan brewing in my twisted mind at this very moment. All I can say is that-" Omnipotent Author Bronte paused for a moment of suspense before continuing, "You've been warned." The cast of All Along groaned in response.
"Excuse me, I have a question about a review you received." Tomoyo said, crossing her legs and lacing her fingers in her lap all ladylike.
"Uh huh?"
"It was a review regarding sticking more S + S into your story to get more reviews. I know I wouldn't mind seeing a little more action." Tomoyo smirked, glancing back and Syaoran and Sakura making eyes at each other.
"Oh man. I've been really thinking about that one a lot," Omnipotent Author Bronte explained, running her fingers through her purple and rather annoyingly curly hair, "It's really hard to shove in more fluff when it really isn't appropriate. Doing that wouldn't make it realistic when I'm trying to develop a real story-line and various other personalities. So I'll wait until the opportune moment to stick the fluff in. This story is not supposed to be a fluff-fest. It's a some-what serious drama with a touch of humour and additional romantic scenes. But I promise, now that this story is slowly nearing its end, the fluff will only increase from here." The cast all nodded their heads and mumbled amongst themselves on the subject.
"Hey! How come I haven't been anywhere in this story since like, chapter 10?" Kero cried above the buzz of the cast, zooming right into Omnipotent Author Bronte's face and glaring at her with his beady eyes. The vicious stare had absolutely no effect on Omnipotent Author Bronte and she swatted him away casually.
"Oh yes. You'll be mentioned very soon. It's not a very flattering mention but its one none the less." Omnipotent Author Bronte winked at Kero who was glowering at her as he hovered in mid air.
"Alright. So let me get dis straight." Chali said, attempting to clear her own confusion, "I see some crazy premonition in da spell I was doing, Orion is losing his sanity and taking it out on us and da sun just jerked violently causing mass chaos around da world. Where da hell are we going to go from dere?"
"I'd say were doomed." Sakura pointed out in a matter-of-fact kind of voice. Syaoran shrugged and nodded.
"Don't be so pessimistic." Omnipotent Author Bronte exclaimed happily, clapping her hands together and sitting back on her rolling chair by her laptop. "Class is dismissed!" She called, waving her hand towards the door. The cast walked out sourly, muttering unanswered questions beneath their breath.
Once everyone was out of the room and the door was closed, Omnipotent Author Bronte relaxed back into her seat and began to skip through her massive CD collection.
"It's like they think I'm evil of something."
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WOOT! Thank you Mew Frost and Asmi Lover, Tam-Chan, Boheme, waitingforjudgement, lil wolf lover, Sakura-cha, Yami Umi x2 and Miss.Redi (who seems get a lot of amusement from seeing her name on my list). What's up next you ask? A three part chapter 20. Big, fat, juicy adventure.
Because I'm mean and I'm still not content whatsoever with my number of reviews, I want the numbers up to 200 by the end of chapter 20. That gives you four more chances to bump it up. Do you know what that means? REVIEW! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! Oh wait, did you catch that? Maybe I'll say it again. REVIEW!!!!!! DO IT! I DARE YOU!
Love and fluff, Bronte