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Betchin' Blog

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Godofthenewworld: You trust him? Do you know anything about him! He's a kidnapper! He deserves... JUSTICE!!

Popstar-Princess-Pink: aww This is all so kawii! You love and trust each other soo much!

Albino-mech-kid: Perhaps you should speak with him. I am glad that your relationship is going well though.

GamerRPG12: glad things are going well man.

GamerRPG12: Hey, calm down, let him come back and talk.

Godofthenewworld: LOL he's cheating on you!? EPIC. Hahahahahahaha. I should find this "Gavin" and give him a hi-five...

Albino-mech-kid: Oh Dear...

Living and Breathing: Matt...Gavin is Mello's -brother-... it says so in his case file... he died ..fourteen years ago today...

Popstar-Princess-Pink: Noo! Mello wouldn't do that to you!!

Godofthenewworld: You killed him?! Good for you, doing my job for me... :D

Popstar-Princess-Pink: ... ... ... ... thank you for making my boyfriend happy. I am sorry for your loss...

GamerRPG12: OMG bro, so sorry.

Godofthenewworld: YES. Bye Bye Matty-Mario. Have fun with the flames of Hell. :D

Popstar-Princess-Pink: It's not your time, Matty...

GamerRPG12: DUDE. Not cool!! Do NOT drop your last life man. Here, those things are -real-... You can't just restart...

E: Matthew! HOW COULD YOU EVER THINK OF SUICIDE, YOU IDIOT.

Albino-mech-kid:So that's what I walked in on. I thought Mello just missed you...I didn't know you were unstable, Matthew..

Godofthenewworld: Wait, WHAT?! NO. The two of you are supposed to be fucking DEAD. ME damn it!

Popstar-Princess-Pink:SQUEEE congrats!!

E: Congratulations on the engagement with Mello. I wish you all the
best. Oh yes, chocolate. The cake HAS to be chocolate. Remember. If Mello
doesn't want to wear the dress, don't force him, but try to persuade him into
it.

Advice: Trust LAB. He seems to know best for you.

Cherry-Rin:I can't believe it! You two are finally getting married! Can I make your wedding cake? I have athing for baking... oh, and I hope you two get well soon!'...yeah... Yay

Kaze-Kimizu:Matt! You idiot! If Mello hadn't saved you, you'd be dead. Dumbass. And where would he be without you? Matt, I'm really glad that you two are getting married. You belong together. I'm invited to the wedding, right? x)
Don't forget, your wedding cake has to be chocolate...or else!

Silend-Stagger: Mello has magic skills, yo. Pulling stuff out of thin air like that. You lucky duck, Matt.

AishiExcel: Can I come to the wedding?

Duuuuudes! I'm going to be a DADDY! And no, I didn't break a condom and get Mello preggers. As you ought to know by now, he's a guy. Seriously, the nerve of some people, to make a mistake like that...I mean...-dhur-, he's a man. MY man. damn straight. He proved that in the broom closet thing. God DAMN that was hot. Risky too, what with staff and patients walking outside the door all the time. My ass hurts a bit, but fuck, it was worth it.

We're adopting Near's kid. A cute baby girl. Near...I'm really... honored that you chose us. Thanks bud. If you ever choke on a piece of Lego, I might do the Heimlich or something. I'm so happy...I kinda wanted to have a kid with Mello, I mean, adopt, of course, but didn't know how to bring it up. Yeah, we're a little young, but..we're older than Near... And well... OMG I'm excited. "Lin" agreed and EVERYTHING. It's so perfect. Though Near, you are totally babysitting for us. And taking the kid for when Mello and I are on the honeymoon.

So yeah. that happened. And something else kinda epic. I saw Mello flipping through a bridal magazine thinger before I came out here to get x-Ray's and shit done. I have to admit...Mello in a dress..that's damn hot. I wonder if he'll be able to order one in fast enough. We're getting married as soon as we're healed up enough for it. Which, with our supersmashbro bodies, shouldn't be long.

I'd like to say thanks for all of the comments, I really would reply to them all but I have this condition. It's called "laziness". Maybe you've heard of it? No? You must be Near. Hahaha... anyways yeah. I really don't have the time to. Though I can say one thing.

Kira. AKA Light. You're a fucking bastard, go rot in hell, I've got a personal army after you. Have fun with the "Battle toad" phone calls at three AM, dickface.

Bye Guys, they have to go take pics of my manly ribs of brokenness.